MightyDog
Well-Known Member
J-State Tiger, walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs looking for things for his new law office.
He looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over
to inspect it. As he bends to feel the texture of the rug he farts
loudly.
Very embarrassed he looks around nervously to see if
anyone has noticed.
As he turns back, there, standing next to him is a
saleslady."Good day Sir, how may we help you today ?"
Very uncomfortably he asks, "Sir, how much does this rug
cost?"
He answers, "Sir, if you farted just touching it, you're
gonna sh## when you hear the price!"
He looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over
to inspect it. As he bends to feel the texture of the rug he farts
loudly.
Very embarrassed he looks around nervously to see if
anyone has noticed.
As he turns back, there, standing next to him is a
saleslady."Good day Sir, how may we help you today ?"
Very uncomfortably he asks, "Sir, how much does this rug
cost?"
He answers, "Sir, if you farted just touching it, you're
gonna sh## when you hear the price!"