Inspired by DSN- Five words BEFORE sex





I am on my period.
WHAT! You on your period.
Well you need to something
I ain't never done that
Come on it's real easy
I don't know, that's nasty
You can do it, YEAAAAA

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
I can’t stop licking you.

Just one good lick okay.

You like that don’t you.

You shole is pretty wet.

Dang that hole opened up.
 
Panthro said:
Nah, I don't want it. :shame: lol :emlaugh: :bawling: :tup: :argue2:

I don't share my dick. :swink:

I'm too much into family. :)

You really shouldn't do that.
Why are you doing this?

lol

Let me stop. lol Human nature is something else. :)
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Now be honest - when did you ever tell a woman that?
 
vertojsu said:
Now be honest - when did you ever tell a woman that?
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Seriously. No joking. :|

3 weekends ago. :) Tryna' hug/kiss and JUST met me earlier that day. :emlaugh: Fought that gul off like we were doing ju-jitsu on each other. :retard: Talk about desperate! Damn! :lol:

Although my life isn't geared for me to meet "new" la femmes, somehow or another, my name done spread around lol back in the home area such that sometimes when I'm down for a visit, at least one of my 50+ first cousin-females always tryna <b>force/pawn/broker/pimp/give/sell lol</b> one of they friendgirls off on a brotha'. W/ all that "he a good father..." "he a good husband" "he a good provider blahzey" type bullisht. :) Sickens me to my stomach. :vomit: They can't stand to see me by myself, I guess. :retard: Don't quite understand that recently as 99.99998% of the time they saw me, I was alone - not even the former missus. :confused:

Prior to that "being-one" thing, I used that phrase quite a bit whenever <b>some over-zealous lol</b> females would come over to the crib and <b>instantly</b> start taking their clothes off as SOON as they hit the front door! :confused: Hate being the prey vs the predator. lol So, I flipped the script. I'm a different kinda' nig. :swink:

At any rate, it's all very true. Believe it or not, that's on you. God and myself know and that's ultimately all that matters to me. :)

Anything else you wanna' know? Since I'm doling out 411 and all :rolleyes:... I feel like testifying. Wisdom done kicked in. :emlaugh:
 
SLT said:
You are too funny! :lol:
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I swear, if my cousins had opened that window to the living room, they woulda' seen me running around cars in the front yard! :emlaugh: Talk about aggressive.... Damn. :| And it wasn't her first time meeting me, it was like the 6th or 7th or thereabouts. I even confused that pit bull that roams the property. He was looking like----> WTF? :confused:

Tis true. I know some will doubt. But, who cares? lol

My testimony is <b>strong</b>. <u>Most</u> won't understand and don't possess the <b>aptitude</b> to comprehend. :read: :emlaugh:

A few hours ago, I got off the phone w/ Mrs. Moore (elderly lady in Shreveport that I did quite a bit of repair work around her home some 3-4 weeks ago) and we got off into our normal "what's wrong w/ these young peoplez....," "people ain't like they used to be," "they don't make men like they used to," "they don't make women like they used to," "look how far we've come," et al type convos and even she done TRIED that.... <b>"babey.... you'z a good main. I gots somebody I want you to meet when you come back over to build that wall unit and painting my living room...."</b>

Me-> :retard: (no thank ya'!) lol
 
Dr. Sweet NUPE said:
I had to do it sonny; I used to work with this girl who stuff stankkkkkkkkkkkk. She stood in front of the fan one day and I was like ughhhhhhhh:scared:
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:lmao:
 
Panthro said:
I swear, if my cousins had opened that window to the living room, they woulda' seen me running around cars in the front yard! :emlaugh: Talk about aggressive.... Damn. :| And it wasn't her first time meeting me, it was like the 6th or 7th or thereabouts. I even confused that pit bull that roams the property. He was looking like----> WTF? :confused:

I bet that dog was looking like....:xeye: :lol:

Tis true. I know some will doubt. But, who cares? lol

My testimony is <b>strong</b>. <u>Most</u> won't understand and don't possess the <b>aptitude</b> to comprehend. :read: :emlaugh:
For some strange reason...I really believe what you are saying. :tup: :)


A few hours ago, I got off the phone w/ Mrs. Moore (elderly lady in Shreveport that I did quite a bit of repair work around her home some 3-4 weeks ago) and we got off into our normal "what's wrong w/ these young peoplez....," "people ain't like they used to be," "they don't make men like they used to," "they don't make women like they used to," "look how far we've come," et al type convos and even she done TRIED that.... <b>"babey.... you'z a good main. I gots somebody I want you to meet when you come back over to build that wall unit and painting my living room...."</b>

Me-> :retard: (no thank ya'!) lol
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:D
 



SLT said:
:D
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:kiss:

That's why I love ya', babey. :love: You <b>have</b> that aptitutde. 'Tis painfully obvious. :bowdown:

When ol' boy sez something dreadfully stee-yupid in that midnight hour and your ears can't seem to ingest (lol) anymore of the ignorance that is.... the male mind. :retard: Open thine eyes and look through this transparent facade that calls itself.... "a man," and realize that this futile attempt of alleged 'maturity' is nothing more than an overgrown child. :smash: :) :confused: *Tony, is that you influencing me this morn? lol*

BTW, one can substitute "male" for "female" up yonda' and it should still hold true. :emlaugh:
 
^I like being a big overgrown kid! :tup: :nod:

Keeps me young at heart, although dese old bones may say something else...:shh: :lol:
 
SLT said:
^I like being a big overgrown kid! :tup: :nod:

Keeps me young at heart, although dese old bones may say something else...:shh: :lol:
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I know you still dance to "Trand Europa Express" and "Bedrock." :swink:

'Tis one thing to act like a child and 'tis another to be a child in a grownup body. :)
 
Panthro said:
I know you still dance to "Trand Europa Express" and "Bedrock." :swink: Shole do! :lol:

'Tis one thing to act like a child and 'tis another to be a child in a grownup body. :) I agree wholeheartedly! :tup:
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:hat:
 
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