How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:
1. When your coworkers walk pass your desk 20
times or more per day, and you just want to say...
"Damn, would you sit your a** down
somewhere"..............You need to pray
2. When you have someone on the job that lies about
everything....and you find yourself in conversations
with your coworkers that start off..."That lyin
b&*^%$& said..... " You need to pray
3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your
desk and you want to say, "what m%&^%# f*&^% left this
at my desk"..... You need to pray!
4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day
but send emails, surf the net, and talk on the phone,
but get mad when your boss needs you to do some actual
work......You need to pray!
5. When you know everybody in the department's
business, including whose baby's daddy is sleeping
with who, whose wife/husband is cheating, who
claims to be heterosexual but was seen at the gay
bar, and whose child had to repeat kindergarten
.....You need to pray!
6. When you walk all the way around the building to
keep from speaking to someone in your office
........... You need to pray!
7. When the person 5 cubicles down is talking so
loud that you can't even hear your client on the phone
& you want to say "Would you lower yo'country
a** voice" .............You need to pray!
8. When you come to work with a hangover...........
You need to pray!
9. When you say, damn, damn, damn, when you see
certain people coming in your direction and you don't
have a way to avoid them......You need to pray!
10. Last but not least, when your home office is set
up with your office's supplies. ........You need to
pray!
BONUS How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:
11. When you take a two-hour lunch because you've
been shopping and return to work only to check your
email, forward emails and return personal calls
to those who missed you while you were gone for 2
hours, ...YOU NEED JESUS!!!!
1. When your coworkers walk pass your desk 20
times or more per day, and you just want to say...
"Damn, would you sit your a** down
somewhere"..............You need to pray
2. When you have someone on the job that lies about
everything....and you find yourself in conversations
with your coworkers that start off..."That lyin
b&*^%$& said..... " You need to pray
3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your
desk and you want to say, "what m%&^%# f*&^% left this
at my desk"..... You need to pray!
4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day
but send emails, surf the net, and talk on the phone,
but get mad when your boss needs you to do some actual
work......You need to pray!
5. When you know everybody in the department's
business, including whose baby's daddy is sleeping
with who, whose wife/husband is cheating, who
claims to be heterosexual but was seen at the gay
bar, and whose child had to repeat kindergarten
.....You need to pray!
6. When you walk all the way around the building to
keep from speaking to someone in your office
........... You need to pray!
7. When the person 5 cubicles down is talking so
loud that you can't even hear your client on the phone
& you want to say "Would you lower yo'country
a** voice" .............You need to pray!
8. When you come to work with a hangover...........
You need to pray!
9. When you say, damn, damn, damn, when you see
certain people coming in your direction and you don't
have a way to avoid them......You need to pray!
10. Last but not least, when your home office is set
up with your office's supplies. ........You need to
pray!
BONUS How to Tell When You Need to Pray At Work:
11. When you take a two-hour lunch because you've
been shopping and return to work only to check your
email, forward emails and return personal calls
to those who missed you while you were gone for 2
hours, ...YOU NEED JESUS!!!!
