Hey SWAC!


MikeBigg

MikeBigg

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As your defending champion, we felt it necessary to prove to those outside the conference that the quality of coaching and talent within the SWAC is still first rate. Despite predictions to the contrary and the past history of some others in our conference ( I won't call names, but will refer to them as "the other two") against PWC's, the GMen went on the road this season and vanquished two such teams in our quest to restore/maintain the image of the SWAC.

We were also looking forward to defeating the defending MEAC champion and exposing them as the frauds that they are. If not for the sick cruelty of Bin Ladin's terrorist attack, we would have beaten the skin off these worthless snakeheads. Unfortunately, we will not be able to represent BCF in the NCAA playoffs. Unfortunate because we have seen from scores of the past week that there are none who we can readily say will not go and get their azzes lite up 63-14 or something along those lines.


Please don't send Sucks, they could only manage a blocked punt for a score to edge Tissue by 1, Don't send JStank, their prior year's history and the weakazz team they have this year would make them an embarassment, TnState got raped by one of the weakest teams in the division, Alcorn is still a Coach and a year or two away, NC A&T and FAMU are one dimensional frauds, and Alabama State has a date for an azzwhipping in Birmingham.

Don't worry, we'll represent for BCF as soon as we kickit off next season. We're gonna kick the Southland Conference champ McNeese Cowboys in the very first game. Hey, somebody gotta rep for BCF...who better than the ICON
 



G,

I only speak the truth! I heard that Nicholls jumped out to the 12point lead, so Doug yelled to the fellas to play like GMen. When Nicholls found out it wasn't SUcks, they couldn't do a dayum thing right the rest of the way.

I heard they were trying to get SU to play them again, but Puppet Pete is sked!
 
Warning to my Brethren

Since some of you will be getting a new Coaching Staff, there is one N de Vidual (spoken in Peteness) that yall might want to avoid. Everywhere he goes, he builds up the fans hope with a winning season or two until he falls out of favor with the HNIC and gets run off. Then he puts the "white" mojo on your program and you start to decline.

If he stays one year, the decline will be felt immediately. If he manages to stay more than a year, the decline is a bit more gradual. I'm speaking of none other than the practitioner of the "white arts", Fred Kaiss

Coach Frederick Kaiss begins his first season with the Pirates as the Offensive Coordinator. The Baltimore, Maryland native comes to Hampton from Alabama A&M University were he served as the Offensive Coordinator/Receiver Coach (2000). During that season, Coach Kaiss assisted in the Bulldogs to become the eastern division Southwester Athletic Confernce (SWAC) Conference Champions.

After a one year stay and being ran off by Cooper, Annie Mae has been getting an Ike Turner style azzwhipping from everyone they play.

Before arriving to Alabama A&M, he served as the Special Team Coordinator/Receiver Coach at Tennessee State University. Throughout his tenure at TSU, the Tigers compile an 20-3 overall record including Ohio Valley Conference Championships in 1998 and 1999. They were selected as the 10th best team in the NCAA Division I-AA national rankings with his special teams ranking among the top five in four national and five conference categories.

One year after Kaiss leaves, TnSU slips to something like 3-8

In 1993, Kaiss joined Southern University where he served as the Running Back Coach/Recruiting & Special Teams Coordinator. While at Southern, the Jaguars became National Champions, Heritage Bowl Champions, and SWAC Champions in 1993 and 1995.

Kaiss left the nation following a "rift" with head coach Mark Orlando. After Mark ordered Puppet Pete to relieve Kaiss of his duties in 1999, the jaguars have undergone a decline so great that Mamma Jags "haints & spells" can't seem to put things back into shape. Referees cheating, countless injuries (notice most are at running back and receiver where Kaiss coached), and a lame-horse offense have led to a decline in the championships for the notion

Again, beware hiring this man! He's bad news...
 
Uhhh, Ummm, Errrr and YO point is ?

I have a pic of the guy who will come to Gremlin and help Dougie with his coaching dilemas.
 
Re: Uhhh, Ummm, Errrr and YO point is ?

Originally posted by Makaho Bedrock
I have a pic of the guy who will come to Gremlin and help Dougie with his coaching dilemas.
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Haaa ha ha haaaa haaa ha haaa...
...Man yall crazy...now that's funny!! :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
My point is, JSU is one of the worst out of conference ( and also in conference) teams in the SWAC. Yall got your azz whipped by A&T, will most likely get clowned by TnState, and will finish in 3rd place (again) in the SWAC East.

Since yall "coined" the phrase Big Three (which is actually GSU and the other two), yall have been barely able to be included in the Big Three of the Eastern Division.

Are yall gonna try to hire Fred Kaiss to help yall rebuild. He'd probably work out well in the Sippi, with you sharecroppers over there! Maybe he could recruit some of those All-American golfers to putt the ball through the uprights.
 
Mike,
Glad to see you're not busy like you were after Nov. 3.

It's amazing what a win over a lowly pwc does!!!


Congrats anyway though!!!!
 
Originally posted by mighty hornet
Mike,
Glad to see you're not busy like you were after Nov. 3.

It's amazing what a win over a lowly pwc does!!!


Congrats anyway though!!!!
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Don't even try and go there "homes"! I had my whipped azz on here posting immediately after the game. I live in Baton Rouge, but I ain't like them "the refs cheated, we weren't serious, we got to many injuries" whining azz jags. No excuses from me other than you bees stung us back down to earth.

Next time (if there is a next time), we gonna go ahead and jump offside and finish Kennedy's azz early. Dude had one helluva game against our defense! I see now we gotta get to his azz quick and in a hurry.
 
Say Mike,

Tell the truth!!!!

You pulling for Alcorn, aint ya?????

:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:

You dont want NO MO of dem damn HORNETS!!!!!!!
 
Yes and No!

Yes, I'm pulling for the Braves against Jackson (coached a few of the Braves players as youths). BUT, I sure would like to see you Ho Nets in Birmingham! I just know we'd pull those stingers out your azz for sho this time.

Too bad it won't happen...Maybe if yall would have received Kennedy's Hooked on Phonics tape sooner, he wouldn't have had Academic problems earlier on!
 
Originally posted by MikeBigg
Too bad it won't happen..
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Right you are Mike. But Alabama State U will be there!!!!!

You won't!!!

You will get screwed on national t.v., like you always do!!!

How many years has it been now???????

:bawling: :bawling:

Sad!!!
 
Originally posted by mighty hornet

Right you are Mike. But Alabama State U will be there!!!!!

You won't!!!

You will get screwed on national t.v., like you always do!!!

How many years has it been now???????

:bawling: :bawling:

Sad!!!
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Sup fluke!!!
 
We will be there. It's you bumble bees that need help to make it to Birmingham. If you make it, please try to have your azz patched from Tuskegee ripping that stinger outta your azz on Thanksgiving Day. How many years has that been happening to yall?

I know you're not used to being in a Championship game...again, how long has it been? But try to make it to Birmingham! Oh that's right, maybe Cole needs to send Hughes some film. Dayum, but yall lost to Alcorn. Oh well, maybe Pine Bluff can bail your fluke azzes out!
 



Originally posted by MikeBigg Dayum, but yall lost to Alcorn.
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And who was it who stomped a mudhole in overrated gram????

who, huh, who?????????

Your season is over!!!!!!
You won't beat SU. You can't beat SU. They are all in your mind!!!!!!!!!!!
The game is over even before it begins. The only question is how yall will bend over for them, not if!!!!!!


SOGGY,
Glad to see overrated gram rebounded from getting knocked the fluke out in Montgomery.

Question: When SU whoop you again, will you call that a fluke too or will you call that expected????
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What fhuggin mudhole? Yall barely escaped with the win. Your biggest game of the year and it took your best performance to do it. Nucka you know your honey azzes would get the isht beat out of yall, I think you lames are secretly wishing not to make it.

Quit pulling on the jags nads b4 you make them Eunuchs. It's bad enuff they play like they don't have a pair without you actually "snatching" them off. But what else can you do, when you don't have any tradition of your own (other than letting DII Tuskegee punk you lames every Turkey Day).

SMH!
 
Originally posted by MikeBigg
What fhuggin mudhole?
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The 624 yard long one we dug in overrated gram.

It's sad that you see the final score and think that the game was close. Trust me, it wasn't. Yall arses got toasted!!!!! Outplayed and outcoached!!!!!!
No doubt about!!!!


The score should've been much worser. Seriously

btw, Who was it who used to call your defense the firm?

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The firm went bankrupt in Montgomery!!!

Closed that sucka down.
 
Hey DT, he's in that panic mode. Those other clowns will be joining him shortly.:emlaugh:
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Smack Us Now!!
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Hey DT, he's in that panic mode. Those other clowns will be joining him shortly.
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My thoughts exactly. I thought Gram folks would be wise enough to lay low after this weekend's moral loss to 2-7 Nichols State, but I guess I was wrong. Did you think no one noticed you clowns giving up 28 points to them? WTF happened to that all-world defense these last two weeks???

Is this still "the greatest Grambling team ever assembled"? That statement has to go down as the greatest insult by Grambling alumni to Eddie Robinson yet. :(
 
:Post picture of Grambling folk praying for an Alcorn win this weekend:


Bama State, go ahead and order the champagne........ your SWAC title awaits.
 
My bad, Gram.....

I gave you too much credit. I'm still not convinced you'll beat the weakest Southern team in about 10 years. How's the weather in Montana these days?
 
Originally posted by Dtown Jag
Is it just me or does every thread that MB starts have something to do with SUperior?????

:rolleyes:
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Baby, I smack becuz I can! Since this is our next game...it's my perogative to commence the smacking. Did I hurt your feelings, good. I like it when I make the ladies mad, that makes the sweet talk so much better.

Why the hell these JStankers bringing their stanky arses on here. I know why? Because you got your azz whipped by Greatness the last two years. Now that we've gotten Hughes azz ghost, we'll start on the Puppet Man. You better concentrate on the Corn...I know their gonna kick your third place finishing azzes this weekend.

Hornets...Please bring your azz to Birmingham. We can't wait to show you what a fluke you were. As for Nicholls State, that wasn't no big thing. That team would have beaten all yall and you know it. Please tell me the last time one of your sad pathetic programs beat a PWC. I'll go check Small Talk, maybe yall will try to lie about an answer over ==========>


IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING!!!!
 
Mike,
Bruh, I think you need to take your lunch break.
You getting splattered all over the place!!!!!!!

Go and eat your pig ear sammich, drink all of your buttermilk and then think of some good stuff and come back in an hour or so!!!!!
 
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