Hey, Blacknbengal! Those V-Day Flowers?


make five delivery payments, if that's what it takes to keep her happy.
Hell, my godmother said that I should have just bought some flowers and had her to delivery them. I may be calling her back to wake her up from her nap to do just that.
 



She just called. :scared: No word on the deliver yet. :shame: She's making small talk again..........damn man, where these flowers at? She gonna keep calling until those flowers come.
 
Can you leave work early? Go buy some flowers at a store, or go to a department store and get some jewelry or perfume (whatever your pockets can handle), buy (or make if you're creative) a card, cook/order dinner, buy/make her favorite dessert. Hell, wear some sexy boxers when she walks thru the door. Buy some lingerie, have the tub ready with candles and jazz playing when she gets home. Give her a hot oil massage. Pamper her when she gets home. Pamper each other.

Are you serious? Who in the heck does that? For a V-day? Yeah, ok. It is not that serious.
 

She just called. :scared: No word on the deliver yet. :shame: She's making small talk again..........damn man, where these flowers at? She gonna keep calling until those flowers come.

Please let ya Nana sleep!!!!...lol...


@ this point YOU need to get a move on
go grab SOMETHING and hustle it over to your wife
a happy wife = a happy life

Now GET!!!!!! Gone NAW!!!!!
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She just called. :scared: No word on the deliver yet. :shame: She's making small talk again..........damn man, where these flowers at? She gonna keep calling until those flowers come.



Oh boy. :smh: Sorry. You definitely need a backup plan for when you get home!
 
Come on Sis, CT, Kellis, somebody. Give me some suggestions. What should I do? I dont want this day to go buy and they dont deliver my "expensive" flowers and have my wife thinking I didnt follow her orders or something. :scared:

Okay...go home, pick up Chinese on way home and buy one red rose. Kick everybody out at home. Get buck naked. Put on cowboy boots. Be standing on "hard" as she walks in the door with some nasty man song playing int he background. shake that "thang" like you a stripper man. throw her over your shoulder and take to the bedroom...she won't even remember no flowers. Good? :smoke:
 
Oh boy. :smh: Sorry. You definitely need a backup plan for when you get home!

Will you stop making this man do this foolish stuff for a fake holiday. Geesh. Now she gone be mad because he placed a order and the place screwed up? Man please. That would be ungrateful and would get the flowers dumped in the trash in her face.
 



Will you stop making this man do this foolish stuff for a fake holiday. Geesh. Now she gone be mad because he placed a order and the place screwed up? Man please. That would be ungrateful and would get the flowers in the trash in her face.

I'm not making Black do anything. He asked for suggestions, and I gave. You don't have to agree. And why are you getting so defensive? :retard:
 
Okay...go home, pick up Chinese on way home and buy one red rose. Kick everybody out at home. Get buck naked. Put on cowboy boots. Be standing on "hard" as she walks in the door with some nasty man song playing int he background. shake that "thang" like you a stripper man. throw her over your shoulder and take to the bedroom...she won't even remember no flowers. Good? :smoke:
Sounds good to me.
 
I'm not making Black do anything. He asked for suggestions, and I gave. You don't have to agree. And why are you getting so defensive? :retard:
Come on now. You acting brand new today. You and I have been doing this for 10 years now. Now you wanna act all brand new. You know I am just messing with you woman.
 
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