Guiness World Book of Records - Are u a record holder?


Fortitude

Fortitude

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If you were in the Guiness World Book of Records, what record or records (as far as you're concerned) would you hold? :smug2: The most watermelons eatin in 5 minutes? The longest toenail in history? :emlaugh:
 



Quickest sex ever? :confused: =====> Panthro. :uhoh: <b>42 Seconds of Thrill</b>. :uhoh:

I've gotta' be the only record holder. :smug:
 
Panthro said:
Quickest sex ever? :confused: =====> Panthro. :uhoh: <b>42 Seconds of Thrill</b>. :uhoh:

I've gotta' be the only record holder. :smug:
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I was about to say "Panthro is the Thrilla from Manilla" :D
 
Fortitude said:
If you were in the Guiness World Book of Records, what record or records (as far as you're concerned) would you hold? :smug2: The most watermelons eatin in 5 minutes? The longest toenail in history? :emlaugh:
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The last man in the world who will pick up hitch-hikers.
 
Fortitude said:
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I would, but I don't want these women around here to start writing bad checks and isht! lol

The powers of my Beer Belly are waaaay too powerful for the average female to handle. When my Belly gets wet and sweaty, it looks like a giant brown peanut M&M and women simply can't resist it's power!

My Beer Belly is irresistable, it is all encompasing and consuming......it would convert you to a Makaite.....it's in your best interest not to gaze upon it's true power. You would most definitely be converted....you would become a slave to the Almondy and caramel sexiness that is my Beer Belly!

:D
 
I believe that I hold the record for the most excuses used to get out of P.E.

Mr. Pulley asked me how could I have "Joggers Knee" if I never ran? :D
But I had a doctor's slip to back that up.......covering my bases even in ele. school.
 
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Makaho 2.0 said:
The powers of my Beer Belly are waaaay too powerful for the average female to handle. When my Belly gets wet and sweaty, it looks like a giant brown peanut M&M and women simply can't resist it's power!

My Beer Belly is irresistable, it is all encompasing and consuming......it would convert you to a Makaite.....it's in your best interest not to gaze upon it's true power. You would most definitely be converted....you would become a slave to the Almondy and caramel sexiness that is my Beer Belly!
:D
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Tempt us Mak-Baby, tempt us. ;) Just give us a peek at your belly button...... :flippy:
 
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