The Founder
Well-Known Member
Man I ain't never told the story but eff it....here goes.
So I'm really cool with this gay guy. He not flaming or all that but the type men he like are flaming....TIHS confuses the hell out of me. Anyway he had a little get together at his house. At first I wasn't going. So he called me on video call and panned the room. Man it was some fine women in there. My first thought these hoes trans. But then I saw a few chicks I knew who were all the way female and one I been trying to get at.
So I took my black ARSE over. So he introducing me and stuff and he said laughing "yall he ain't gay he strictly playing with real women." I'm like dayum let me get the phuck out of here. Yet, my mind still on that chick I want to get at. So her and I end up talking and my gay friend introduces me to another chick. We talking along with the chick I'm trying to get at and I'm like is this a woman or a ninja.....again I'm thinking let me get the phuck out of her because I don't drink and the more I puff of my cigar the more this chick looking like a real woman. So I'm thinking...shidddd I text my sister:
Me: Hey what should I ask a woman if I think trans but she not
My Sister: Her show size
Me: Ok
So I ask the chick and she says that she wears a 6. I don't know a man on God's green earth wears a six. Rihanna wears size 10 so all this TIHS is going through my mind.
So we talk and exchange digits and over time we go to dinner. She looking good, smelling good, so she gets in the car and I sneak feel, and she laughing....so later that night we at her house and I ask to use the rest room....man I'm looking for some cotex or tampons.....boom I see the opened box. Man I'm so happy....So I'm hitting and then it hits me again.....was the box really open or was I hoping it was open.
Afterward I go to the bathroom again and the box is open. Man I go in for round two....and a ninja way more comfortable.
Later we still seeing each other and she tells me that she is actually a Lesbian and was experimenting to make sure she wanted to exclusively be with women and that her and the chick I been trying to get at were actually thinking about starting a relationship.
Yall know my next thought....I ask so tell where does this leave us....she says that the chick I want to get at is not down for threesomes....I remember what daddy told me....hit it like you ain't ever getting it again. So I ask...wanna go one last time....and she says sure....man I went all out.
So I'm really cool with this gay guy. He not flaming or all that but the type men he like are flaming....TIHS confuses the hell out of me. Anyway he had a little get together at his house. At first I wasn't going. So he called me on video call and panned the room. Man it was some fine women in there. My first thought these hoes trans. But then I saw a few chicks I knew who were all the way female and one I been trying to get at.
So I took my black ARSE over. So he introducing me and stuff and he said laughing "yall he ain't gay he strictly playing with real women." I'm like dayum let me get the phuck out of here. Yet, my mind still on that chick I want to get at. So her and I end up talking and my gay friend introduces me to another chick. We talking along with the chick I'm trying to get at and I'm like is this a woman or a ninja.....again I'm thinking let me get the phuck out of her because I don't drink and the more I puff of my cigar the more this chick looking like a real woman. So I'm thinking...shidddd I text my sister:
Me: Hey what should I ask a woman if I think trans but she not
My Sister: Her show size
Me: Ok
So I ask the chick and she says that she wears a 6. I don't know a man on God's green earth wears a six. Rihanna wears size 10 so all this TIHS is going through my mind.
So we talk and exchange digits and over time we go to dinner. She looking good, smelling good, so she gets in the car and I sneak feel, and she laughing....so later that night we at her house and I ask to use the rest room....man I'm looking for some cotex or tampons.....boom I see the opened box. Man I'm so happy....So I'm hitting and then it hits me again.....was the box really open or was I hoping it was open.
Afterward I go to the bathroom again and the box is open. Man I go in for round two....and a ninja way more comfortable.
Later we still seeing each other and she tells me that she is actually a Lesbian and was experimenting to make sure she wanted to exclusively be with women and that her and the chick I been trying to get at were actually thinking about starting a relationship.
Yall know my next thought....I ask so tell where does this leave us....she says that the chick I want to get at is not down for threesomes....I remember what daddy told me....hit it like you ain't ever getting it again. So I ask...wanna go one last time....and she says sure....man I went all out.