MightyDog
Well-Known Member
Flight 293 took off from the Montgomery International Airport.
After it reached a nice cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from Montgomery, Alabama to Houston Hobby International Airport. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth
flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and
spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
Mighty Hornet a passenger in Coach said to Unknown sitting next to him: "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"
After it reached a nice cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from Montgomery, Alabama to Houston Hobby International Airport. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth
flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and
spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
Mighty Hornet a passenger in Coach said to Unknown sitting next to him: "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"