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Fortitude said:
:what:........................................... :xeye: P~, that's nasty! Wait 'til I get old.....I'll definitely need a hand then! :lol:
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What?

Hell, if I can touch yo' laffy-taffy w/ my lil' smokie or my tongue lol, what makes you think I'd hesitate to wipe yo' vulva w/ some paper tissue to dry it off? :read:

Please. Wipe from front to back. :) I'm in the know. :what:
 
Panthro said:
What?

Hell, if I can touch yo' laffy-taffy or my tongue lol, what makes you think I'd hesitate to wipe yo' vulva w/ some paper tissue to dry it off? :read:

Please. Wipe from front to back. :) I'm in the know. :what:
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WTHeck? :shades: Charmin send help......better yet, this is a job for Huggies wipes. :retard: Thanks for the "tip" Dr. Gynepanthro... :smh:
 



Panthro said:
What?

Hell, if I can touch yo' laffy-taffy or my tongue lol, what makes you think I'd hesitate to wipe yo' vulva w/ some paper tissue to dry it off? :read:

Please. Wipe from front to back. :) I'm in the know. :what:
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boy, you really missed your calling...:lmao:

OB/GYN send help!
 
Fortitude said:
WTHeck? :shades: Charmin send help......better yet, this is a job for Huggies wipes. :retard: Thanks for the "tip" Dr. Gynepanthro... :smh:
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Yes'am. I'm in the know on the Huggies wipes. lol

Hmmmmmmmm.... Dr. Gynepanthro.... I like that. :kiss: :love:
 
da_caramel_diva said:
:dead:
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While you're :dead: and all dcd.. you want Dr. Gynepanthro to look at'cho laffy-taffy too?

I got W~ on the table in stirrups lol and I'm about to wipe Pretti Forti because I don't want that stale piss to be on her stuff. :smash:
 
Panthro said:
I'm about to wipe Pretti Forti because I don't want that stale piss to be on her stuff. :smash:
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It ain't the stale piss that needs attention - it's the flaky "chocolate chips" around uranus that require "exkra wipes".....gentle nah, I don't wanna get chafed. :p
 
Fortitude said:
It ain't the stale piss that needs attention - it's the flaky "chocolate chips" around uranus that require "exkra wipes".....gentle nah, I don't wanna get chafed. :p
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Lord have mercy...this thread has really taken a turn for the worser, hasn't it? :lmao:
 
Warndalyn said:
Lord have mercy...this thread has really taken a turn for the worser, hasn't it? :lmao:
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In a rare moment, I'm listening to 106 & Park & this RAP music , it's possessed me & has me bouncing like a hoodrat! :hat:
 
Panthro said:
What?

Hell, if I can touch yo' laffy-taffy w/ my lil' smokie or my tongue lol, what makes you think I'd hesitate to wipe yo' vulva w/ some paper tissue to dry it off? :read:

Please. Wipe from front to back. :) I'm in the know. :what:
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You silly. I done fell out at work. :lol:
 
Fortitude said:
In a rare moment, I'm listening to 106 & Park & this RAP music , it's possessed me & has me bouncing like a hoodrat! :hat:
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girl, that rap music will do it to ya, everytime....that's why I can't listen to that mess. It'll have me wanting to whup everybody's ass. :emlaugh:
 
Warndalyn said:
girl, that rap music will do it to ya, everytime....that's why I can't listen to that mess. It'll have me wanting to whup everybody's ass. :emlaugh:
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Oh my!!! :sick: :dizzy: :lol: Let me turn 95.5 (gospel station) up REAL loud so Warnda can hear it in D/FW!!! :lol: Don't hurt nobody w/yo butter knife, girl!
 
Fortitude said:
Oh my!!! :sick: :dizzy: :lol: Let me turn 95.5 (gospel station) up REAL loud so Warnda can hear it in D/FW!!! :lol: Don't hurt nobody w/yo butter knife, girl!
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pray for me, hea? :emlaugh:
 
Fortitude said:
It ain't the stale piss that needs attention - it's the flaky "chocolate chips" around uranus that require "exkra wipes".....gentle nah, I don't wanna get chafed. :p
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You said you were about to go pee. You didn't say not a thang about messing. :confused:

But tell me. Was I wrong about the front to back stuff after women piss? :confused: If you wipe back to front, there's the possibility that some of those same "chips" residue'd bacteriam could indeed infect the canal? There's a very intricate balance of req'd bacteria that needs to be there but if "others" find their way there, bad things could happen... Right? :confused: Also, isn't it true that a woman should NOT want to take a bubble bath in those "highly" perfumed smell goods because they too can indeed irritate the laffy taffy? Instead, if one DOES want to bubble bathe, one should use Ivory dishwashing soap instead. Right? :confused: I'm have another question or two regarding that which y'all guard between your legs. :|

I told y'all to let me in the Powder Room. :| I have questions and I'd like answers not from someone like my boy who's a OB/GYN lol.

Tony send help!
 



Panthro said:
You said you were about to go pee. You didn't say not a thang about messing. :confused:

But tell me. Was I wrong about the front to back stuff after women piss? :confused: If you wipe back to front, there's the possibility that some of those same "chips" residue'd bacteriam could indeed infect the canal? There's a very intricate balance of req'd bacteria that needs to be there but if "others" find their way there, bad things could happen... Right? :confused: Also, isn't it true that a woman should NOT want to take a bubble bath in those "highly" perfumed smell goods because they too can indeed irritate the laffy taffy? Instead, if one DOES want to bubble bathe, one should use Ivory dishwashing soap instead. Right? :confused: I'm have another question or two regarding that which y'all guard between your legs. :|

I told y'all to let me in the Powder Room. :| I have questions and I'd like answers not from someone like my boy who's a OB/GYN lol.

Tony send help!
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hell, you really do need Sistah Talk access. :smh:
 
Panthro said:
You said you were about to go pee. You didn't say not a thang about messing. :confused:

But tell me. Was I wrong about the front to back stuff after women piss? :confused: If you wipe back to front, there's the possibility that some of those same "chips" residue'd bacteriam could indeed infect the canal? There's a very intricate balance of req'd bacteria that needs to be there but if "others" find their way there, bad things could happen... Right? :confused: Also, isn't it true that a woman should NOT want to take a bubble bath in those "highly" perfumed smell goods because they too can indeed irritate the laffy taffy? Instead, if one DOES want to bubble bathe, one should use Ivory dishwashing soap instead. Right? :confused: I'm have another question or two regarding that which y'all guard between your legs. :|

I told y'all to let me in the Powder Room. :| I have questions and I'd like answers not from someone like my boy who's a OB/GYN lol.

Tony send help!
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:spin: :rolly: :spin:
 
Alright... I'm about to ask the question about shaving down thur and what works best. And, what type of pad for a first-time cycler. :confused: Also, during the first cycle, does one need to give ibuprofen, etc? Would hate to go spend $$$ w/ a dr when I have ladies @ my disposal who can help me make the right decision. :)

Y'all know I'm the father of a daughter so I need to know these things.
 
Panthro said:
You said you were about to go pee. You didn't say not a thang about messing. :confused:

But tell me. Was I wrong about the front to back stuff after women piss? :confused: If you wipe back to front, there's the possibility that some of those same "chips" residue'd bacteriam could indeed infect the canal? There's a very intricate balance of req'd bacteria that needs to be there but if "others" find their way there, bad things could happen... Right? :confused: Also, isn't it true that a woman should NOT want to take a bubble bath in those "highly" perfumed smell goods because they too can indeed irritate the laffy taffy? Instead, if one DOES want to bubble bathe, one should use Ivory dishwashing soap instead. Right? :confused: I'm have another question or two regarding that which y'all guard between your legs. :|

I told y'all to let me in the Powder Room. :| I have questions and I'd like answers not from someone like my boy who's a OB/GYN lol.

Tony send help!
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This miseducation/partial education of the male has gone on too long. W, let his booty in Sistah Talk so he can be reeducationed.:idea:
 
Panthro said:
Alright... I'm about to ask the question about shaving down thur and what works best. And, what type of pad for a first-time cycler. :confused: Also, during the first cycle, does one need to give ibuprofen, etc? Would hate to go spend $$$ w/ a dr when I have ladies @ my disposal who can help me make the right decision. :)

Y'all know I'm the father of a daughter so I need to know these things.
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You might be a father but SHE needs a woman to talk to. Not her daddy.
 
chocalate_topaz said:
You might be a father but SHE needs a woman to talk to. Not her daddy.
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I'm the mother too since her "birthing female parent" decide(s/d) that it's way more important for her to go to Asia every week vs being a mom. And no, I'm not asking my momma about all dis hur. I wanna' do it my damn self. :|

Now, let me in the Powder Room so y'all can direct my feets on to the correct path. :)
 
Panthro said:
I'm the mother too since her "birthing female parent" decide(s/d) that it's way more important for her to go to Asia every week vs being a mom. And no, I'm not asking my momma about all dis hur. I wanna' do it my damn self. :|

Now, let me in the Powder Room so y'all can direct my feets on to the correct path. :)
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I'm not saying you can't misinform her on your own...SHE would rather have someone else talking to her about "female" thangs than her daddy. Could you save her the embarrassment.:shades:
 
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