Fine Hood/Ghetto Chicks....


SUJagFan said:
They are straight, but everybody else in their family is hood as hell. Nuk-Nuk and Pookie is always into something. Rob somebody then want to lay low at your crib "until it dies down". The police AND those folks looking for them and they want to hang out at your spot
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You can get your crib or rental property shot up like Swiss cheese with them doing that! Gangland style! Real talk.
 



I got so many stories I can go on for days. lol One time back in the summer of 92 during summer school. My roommate and I went to this club called the Downtown Lounge. On Sunday all the hood rats from the projects on University Drive in Huntsville and the downtown projects would come. They had $1 beer and $1 drinks. lol. So we meet these to sisters. The one I had was pretty, I mean mad pretty, but slum as hell, and might I say plus pretty dumb. lol I told her my name was Ronald McDonald. Yes the clown from McDonald's. lol So I was hitting it all of June, July and first part of August. When school started back my girl came back to town and I dropped this chick. Well by this time its football season and homecoming was going on. I was downtown at this club kicking it with my boys. All of a sudden I heard someone say "Ronald, you hear me nikka, Ronald got dam Mcdonald." I look up and her and sister coming towards me. Now all my boys laughing they like who the funk is Ronald Mcdonald. lol This chick takes a beer bottle, breaks and starts trying to hit me with it. Talking about I said she was gonna be my girl and I did her wrong. SMH Man I use to run so much game in my 20's. lol The sad part is she really thought my name was Ronald McDonald. lol Best sex ever though. lol I see her time to time now in Huntsville and she rolls her eyes at me. lol I wonder does she think I'm still Ronald McDonald? lol
 
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CEE DOG said:
I got so many stories I can go on for days. lol One time back in the summer of 92 during summer school. My roommate and I went to this club called the Downtown Lounge. On Sunday all the hood rats from the projects on University Drive in Huntsville and the downtown projects would come. They had $1 beer and $1 drinks. lol. So we meet these to sisters. The one I had was pretty, I mean mad pretty, but slum as hell, and might I say plus pretty dumb. lol I told her my name was Ronald McDonald. Yes the clown from McDonald's. lol So I was hitting it all of June, July and first part of August. When school started back my girl came back to town and I dropped this chick. Well by this time its football season and homecoming was going on. I was downtown at this club kicking it with my boys. All of a sudden I heard someone say "Ronald, you hear me nikka, Ronald got dam Mcdonald." I look up and her and sister coming towards me. Now all my boys laughing they like who the funk is Ronald Mcdonald. lol This chick takes a beer bottle, breaks and starts trying to hit me with it. Talking about I said she was gonna be my girl and I did her wrong. SMH Man I use to run so much game in my 20's. lol The sad part is she really thought my name was Ronald McDonald. lol Best sex ever though. lol I see her time to time now in Huntsville and she rolls her eyes at me. lol I wonder does she think I'm still Ronald McDonald? lol
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I bet ya'll dined on many happy meals back then. LMAO!!!
 
CEE DOG said:
Hood chicks are the best, well when you're young. Lol First of all they are loyal. They know how to please a man like no other. They have sex with you and give you that puddin like no other. They let a man be a man. Long strokes, short strokes. They let you hang them off the bed, lick it standing against the wall. Hit it over the chair in the window downtown over looking the scenery while holding their hair wrapped around your hands. They cook for you, clean for you, and suck it off all from before noon on a Saturday morning and then let you take a nap without complaining or waking you up. When you wake up from the nap she fixes you a good sandwich then proceeds to let you bang her internal organs out until you ware yourself out as she strokes your back gently with her well manicured nails moaning telling you it's yours daddy. This is your puddin daddy, get it baby. Bust in it daddy. Yes daddy, yes daddy. Oh daddy you let out a gallon..... What more can a man ask for? Just make sure you leave the light bill money and a few extra dollars for gas on the table when you leave to go home.
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Lol
 
JAG89 said:
Why should I be mad at you for promoting safe sex? I too promote safe sex, but just in a different way. Condom or no condom, just tell them mofos to stop dicking these hoodrats PERIOD. They should at least wait until they can find out if a female is at least straight in the head. And they should encourage women that they are about have a sexual encounter with to do a STD/AIDS test together. If she refuses, it's best to move on. It's just as simple as that. By the way, condoms can't stop crabs from tearing your azz up. Just from reading your posts on here, I'm sure you probably ate a few crabs before and not at Red Lobster. LMAO!!!
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Luckily Ronald McDonald, I mean Cee didn't get shot. LOL!!! He should have known that hoodrat was going to expect him to take care of her, her family, and all her kids and move them out of the hood when he got out of college. I'm sure that hoodrat had bragged to her friends that she had gotten herself a college man named Ronald McDonald. LMAO!!! I'm sure this is the reason why a lot of young college dudes are murdered in some hood. Folks in the hood are trying survive and they don't have time for some young college dude trying to play slick games on them. I think that is what happened to my little cousin in New Orleans. He was an UNO student chasing behind some hoodrat in New Orleans East and some punks murdered him not far from where that hoodrat lived. From what I understand, the hoodrat he was chasing behind knew his killers, which how the police were able to identify them. No joke, the last time I talked to my little cousin before he was murdered, all he could tell me is how some female in New Orleans must have put some voodoo on him. I tried to tell him that he was just pussy-whipped and he'll eventually grow out of it. Hoodrats in New Orleans turn tricks for a living, which is why so many jokers end up shot or dead there. New Orleans is a big tourist/transit city where people come and go all the time and the hoodrats in New Orleans use that to their advantage to rip people off. I knew this one girl who is a Delta with her Master's Degree from Xavier. She straight up told me that when she was in high school at St. Mary's Academy, she used to sell a little to international/foreigner tourists to make some quick cash. I was thinking that she was just lying, but something in the back of my mind said she wasn't. I guess that's why schools like St. Mary and Xavier Prep got the nicknames Holy Hoes and Religious Bytches. IMO, my little cousin was a little hardheaded, since he really didn't listen to family members that much. But we should do whatever we can to teach our kids the dangers of hoodrat life so that they can avoid that style as much as possible.

Even though this is just a movie scene, I'm sure a lot of dudes from college have gotten shot over something like this:
 
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JAG89 said:
Luckily Ronald McDonald, I mean Cee didn't get shot. LOL!!! He should have known that hoodrat was going to expect him to take care of her, her family, and all her kids and move them out of the hood when he got out of college. I'm sure that hoodrat had bragged to her friends that she had gotten herself a college man named Ronald McDonald. LMAO!!! I'm sure this is the reason why a lot of young college dudes are murdered in some hood. Folks in the hood are trying survive and they don't have time for some young college dude trying to play slick games on them. I think that is what happened to my little cousin in New Orleans. He was an UNO student chasing behind some hoodrat in New Orleans East and some punks murdered him not far from where that hoodrat lived. From what I understand, the hoodrat he was chasing behind knew his killers, which how the police were able to identify them. No joke, the last time I talked to my little cousin before he was murdered, all he could tell me is how some female in New Orleans must have put some voodoo on him. I tried to tell him that he was just pussy-whipped and he'll eventually grow out of it. Hoodrats in New Orleans turn tricks for a living, which is why so many jokers end up shot or dead there. New Orleans is a big tourist/transit city where people come and go all the time and the hoodrats in New Orleans use that to their advantage to rip people off. I knew this one girl who is a Delta with her Master's Degree from Xavier. She straight up told me that when she was in high school at St. Mary's Academy, she used to sell a little to international/foreigner tourists to make some quick cash. I was thinking that she was just lying, but something in the back of my mind said she wasn't. I guess that's why schools like St. Mary and Xavier Prep got the nicknames Holy Hoes and Religious Bytches. IMO, my little cousin was a little hardheaded, since he really didn't listen to family members that much. But we should do whatever we can to teach our kids the dangers of hoodrat life so that they can avoid that style as much as possible.

Even though this is just a movie scene, I'm sure a lot of dudes from college have gotten shot over something like this:
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JAG89 said:
Luckily Ronald McDonald, I mean Cee didn't get shot. LOL!!! He should have known that hoodrat was going to expect him to take care of her, her family, and all her kids and move them out of the hood when he got out of college. I'm sure that hoodrat had bragged to her friends that she had gotten herself a college man named Ronald McDonald. LMAO!!! I'm sure this is the reason why a lot of young college dudes are murdered in some hood. Folks in the hood are trying survive and they don't have time for some young college dude trying to play slick games on them. I think that is what happened to my little cousin in New Orleans. He was an UNO student chasing behind some hoodrat in New Orleans East and some punks murdered him not far from where that hoodrat lived. From what I understand, the hoodrat he was chasing behind knew his killers, which how the police were able to identify them. No joke, the last time I talked to my little cousin before he was murdered, all he could tell me is how some female in New Orleans must have put some voodoo on him. I tried to tell him that he was just pussy-whipped and he'll eventually grow out of it. Hoodrats in New Orleans turn tricks for a living, which is why so many jokers end up shot or dead there. New Orleans is a big tourist/transit city where people come and go all the time and the hoodrats in New Orleans use that to their advantage to rip people off. I knew this one girl who is a Delta with her Master's Degree from Xavier. She straight up told me that when she was in high school at St. Mary's Academy, she used to sell a little to international/foreigner tourists to make some quick cash. I was thinking that she was just lying, but something in the back of my mind said she wasn't. I guess that's why schools like St. Mary and Xavier Prep got the nicknames Holy Hoes and Religious Bytches. IMO, my little cousin was a little hardheaded, since he really didn't listen to family members that much. But we should do whatever we can to teach our kids the dangers of hoodrat life so that they can avoid that style as much as possible.

Even though this is just a movie scene, I'm sure a lot of dudes from college have gotten shot over something like this:
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Man I went to college with some chicks from St. Mary and they talked about turning tricks in high school.
 
CEE DOG said:
  • The key is you gotta get the ones with good hygiene. Lol Give them a bath and add some bleach to the water with a lil vinegar. Lol
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You might want to add a little "gorilla-cillin" to that concoction since old man syphilis is trying to make a sneaky come back in certain parts of the South and other parts of the Country as well! Word!
 
CEE DOG said:
I got so many stories I can go on for days. lol One time back in the summer of 92 during summer school. My roommate and I went to this club called the Downtown Lounge. On Sunday all the hood rats from the projects on University Drive in Huntsville and the downtown projects would come. They had $1 beer and $1 drinks. lol. So we meet these to sisters. The one I had was pretty, I mean mad pretty, but slum as hell, and might I say plus pretty dumb. lol I told her my name was Ronald McDonald. Yes the clown from McDonald's. lol So I was hitting it all of June, July and first part of August. When school started back my girl came back to town and I dropped this chick. Well by this time its football season and homecoming was going on. I was downtown at this club kicking it with my boys. All of a sudden I heard someone say "Ronald, you hear me nikka, Ronald got dam Mcdonald." I look up and her and sister coming towards me. Now all my boys laughing they like who the funk is Ronald Mcdonald. lol This chick takes a beer bottle, breaks and starts trying to hit me with it. Talking about I said she was gonna be my girl and I did her wrong. SMH Man I use to run so much game in my 20's. lol The sad part is she really thought my name was Ronald McDonald. lol Best sex ever though. lol I see her time to time now in Huntsville and she rolls her eyes at me. lol I wonder does she think I'm still Ronald McDonald? lol
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So this was you Cee?

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Cee got some hoodrat's kids McPimpin. She raised them to be just like Ronald McDonald.

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