Dumb things you said/did when a "youngster"


Springs said:
A friend of mine, while he was in middle school, took his bicycle and an umbrella up to the roof of his house. He opened the umbrella and rode the bike off of the roof to see if he would glide down like a parachute. That joker broke his arm. :infect:
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Now that was just stupid!



vertojsu said:
I went in my mother's bedroom and ate about 5 squares of Ex-Lax. Best tasting chocolate until about 45 minutes later - omigosh!!!
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You had the 'trots' for a minute......:lol:
 
vertojsu said:
I went in my mother's bedroom and ate about 5 squares of Ex-Lax. Best tasting chocolate until about 45 minutes later - omigosh!!!
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LMMFBAO :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 



When I was younger I told my friends that Hot water couldn't put out a fire.

I used to think that all cats were Girls and all Dogs were boys.
 
BandFan said:
When I was younger I told my friends that Hot water couldn't put out a fire.
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When I was a little bitty fella, I would look at TV and all of the TV shows that I would watch from the early years were always in black and white (Leave it to Beaver, I Love Lucy type stuff) and not in color like the new shows and games (Chico and the Man, MNF) which were coming on at that time. Because of that I thought the world, at one time, was in black and white and somehow became "in color".

When I got out of grad school, my dad told me "yanno, when you asked me about the world being in black and white as a lil' boy I was really worried about you. I thought you were gonna be one of those slow kids." Made me laugh so hard that I couldn't stop laughing.
 
When I was in kindergarten my aunt was pregnant. Well I guess I thought I was pregnant too and proceeded to show everyone the baby in my tummy by pulling up my dress. I probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble if one of the boys in line hadn't gotten out of line to come see me with my dress pulled up.

I had a bad habit of saying "do it then" whenever someone tried to discipline me. My mother said she was going to spank me and i told her to do it then, needless to say that habit didn't last for long.
 
vertojsu said:
I went in my mother's bedroom and ate about 5 squares of Ex-Lax. Best tasting chocolate until about 45 minutes later - omigosh!!!
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I did the same thing at a very young age, I don't remember it, but My mother told me she was combing my hair and she steped away for a minute and when she came back I ate the whole pack.

They took me to the hospital and had my stomach pumped.
 
89comSUgrad said:
I did the same thing at a very young age, I don't remember it, but My mother told me she was combing my hair and she steped away for a minute and when she came back I ate the whole pack.

They took me to the hospital and had my stomach pumped.
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My mom sews and my older sister at the time was about 3 years old. She wa sitting in the floor playing. She looked at my moma and said "I whallowed a pin."(3-year old lingo). My mother tells her to open her mouth and laying across my sister's throat is a straight pin. My mother immediately gives her some bread and she swallows the pin. Of course my mom is "on pins and needles" (no pun intended) to see if the pin is going to pass out in her system. Later that night, my sister went to the "pot" and my mother heard "plink". The pin did come out in her bowl movement. You see, ladies and gents, that is why I only have one child (my mom had six...)
 
Shamocha said:
When I was in kindergarten my aunt was pregnant. Well I guess I thought I was pregnant too and proceeded to show everyone the baby in my tummy by pulling up my dress. I probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble if one of the boys in line hadn't gotten out of line to come see me with my dress pulled up.

I had a bad habit of saying "do it then" whenever someone tried to discipline me. lilC said he was going to spank me and i told him to do it then, needless to say I hope that habit will last for a long time.
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:eek: :eek: :ebrow: Well, alrighty then! :ebrow:

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
 
In junior high at s.u. lab (a j) would know about this, me and some class mates decided to sneak off to the union and go get haircuts during lunch. Little did we know, the principal had the same idea came while i was in the chair escorted ua back to school. (in the mid-late eighties "the lab" still had corporal punishment) needless to say we all got "the board of education" and couldn't sit down for hours
 



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