Dumb things you said/did when a "youngster"





I was only 5 foot 8 and weighed about a buck-o-five. My date was not really a date. He was my friend. Nobody had enough balls to ask me out except him...
 
SU's Finest '93 said:
Look at those pretty babies....:tup:

P~, I was NOT a bad ass child like you...you know my Mama is crazy. She didn't and still doesn't play. I was a little :angel2:.
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Nope she doesn't play.
 
When I was 12, my mother had given me a bang in the front of my hair. A few days later we were going somewhere & I wanted her to re-curl my bang. She took too long so, I decided to put the curlers on the stove & curl it myself. Well, I put the iron in my hair & when I turned the curlers my hair had melted onto the curler iron. I was scared. When my mom came downstairs I told her that I changed my mind & didn't want my bang curled. She then asked, "Where is that smoky smell coming from." I told her, "I don't know. She then looked & my bang & asked me what happened. After I told her what I'd done she just replied, "That's what you get" and walked away. My hair stayed smoky for days. :sick:
 
Uh-ohhhhhhhhh!!!! LOL!

Rrraaa, kellis! :mad: I see you and that pretty boi of your'n up yonda ^^^^^^. I'm still waiting on Lucifer's daughter herself.... my other baby momma <b>SeeingSpots</b>.
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I can't think of anything I did that was straight up dumb but I had a friend in high school that was cutting grass at home one day and while he was cutting grass, he noticed some kittens playing in the neighbor's yard. He turned the lawn mower off, went on the neighbor's property, grabbed the kittens and buried them up to their necks on his mom's property and beheaded the little fellas with the lawn mower. What made this so dumb was that he felt so bad after we told him how stupid that was. I still can't imagine what was going on in his head that day.
 



GramFan said:
Poor Sperm
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I'm sorry, my Nita never says:

Oh, hit harder boy,

Flip me over

Sllluuurrrpppp....

F that P boy, F that P

Ewwwwwwwwww Whhheeeeee......

Nita is such a nice girl, I mean, she is an English teacher. Nothing other than correct English cums out of her mouth. I would never marry a freak, I would just WONDER what it will be like to have a FREAK for the rest of my life.
 
Da_Sperm said:
Nita is such a nice girl, I mean, she is an English teacher. Nothing other than correct English cums out of her mouth. I would never marry a freak, I would just WONDER what it will be like to have a FREAK for the rest of my life.
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In the spirit of male unity, I believe you Sperm.
 
Ok...here's more:

When I was 7, two of my older cousins had stolen a toy from me and were playing keep away with it between the front porch of my grandmother's house and just into the hilly, rock strewn drive-way. (this is right on the Texas-Louisiana border ya'll so there's rocks and red clay EVERYWHERE) Well, I got so mad, I turned towards the porch, picked up a sizable pebble and hurled it in the direction of my cousin near the front door and popped my 2 year old lil sis in the head as she opened the door to join in. BIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG knot formed and I got a whuppin about that size in front of the whole family, and no gumbo that night. :(

Now this wasn't me but one of my friends was closing his garage door our junior year in highschool and forgot to close it with himself standing BEHIND the door. It hit him in the head and when he fell it fell onto his midsection and caused him to sit up and then pass out from a concussion and bad bruise in his "midsection". Well, it was about 10 of us standing around like "MAN,WTF?! HOW THA FUGG DID HE JUST DO THAT?!" and laughing too, till one of my friends realized he wasn't getting up. And somebody in the group yelled (no it wasn't me this time)"Holy shat, he's really hurt! Everybody bail before we get blamed!" So we did. :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :( :emlaugh:

And then there was the time all 10 of us got chased by 4 rottweilers that had gotten out of this dude's yard. (big time drug dealer and dog fighter) Well, I saw 'em coming first and I pushed down my friend (the one who knocked himself unconsious with the garage door) into the street as a diversion for the dogs and told everyone ELSE to haul arse. He got up so fricking fast, though. Lost a shoe and a sock to the dog but their owner bought him a new pair to keep quiet. :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
GramFan said:
I can't think of anything I did that was straight up dumb but I had a friend in high school that was cutting grass at home one day and while he was cutting grass, he noticed some kittens playing in the neighbor's yard. He turned the lawn mower off, went on the neighbor's property, grabbed the kittens and buried them up to their necks on his mom's property and beheaded the little fellas with the lawn mower. What made this so dumb was that he felt so bad after we told him how stupid that was. I still can't imagine what was going on in his head that day.
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That's some pre-Charles Manson type **** there! :devil2: :lol:
 
A friend of mine, while he was in middle school, took his bicycle and an umbrella up to the roof of his house. He opened the umbrella and rode the bike off of the roof to see if he would glide down like a parachute. That joker broke his arm. :infect:
 
I went in my mother's bedroom and ate about 5 squares of Ex-Lax. Best tasting chocolate until about 45 minutes later - omigosh!!!
 
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