Dumb things you said/did when a "youngster"


Panther88

Panther88

Banned
Y'all I'm trippin'. :smh:

A few weeks ago, I talked w/ a high school mate that I hadn't seen in exactly 20 years. We started singing this God awful song that <b>we</b> used to sing darn near EVERY single day while a senior in high school. :shame: Since then, I've been singing it almost every day. :(

<b>
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Daniel Boone was a man....
He was a BIGGGGG, BIG man...
He jumped out da' bushes
and he got him some p u $ $ Y
and then he raaaaaaaaannnnn...
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh-haaaaaaaa
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...........
</b>

Somebody shoot me. :shame:
 
*in my preacher's voice*

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This is confession time.....
Y'all come on up to the TSPN altar and confess it w/ yo' mouth (type it)
*breathing deeply while wiping forehead w/ a napkin*
</i>

*moaning*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

<b>
Bread of heaven, bread of heaveeeeeeeennnnnnn.....
Feed me 'til I want no mo'...................
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.
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*TSPN congregation sings while another testifies down there VVVVVVVV*
</b>
:shame:
 



I don't know about dumb things we use to say but he is something dumb.

How about when the fellas used to circle around a desk at school and one guy with his right fist would supply the bass beat and with his left hand supply the snare beat and about 4 guys would rap. That would always turn into a semi-circle of about 40 or 50 people trying to hear what was going on.

Boy, that was some dumb stuff.
 
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD

UUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEVVVVUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUU U U U U UUUNNNNNNNNNNN.......................


Aight: I've tasted turpentine, paint thinner, mealy bugs(that didn't sit so well), deodorant, soap and yes....even gasoline. :nod2: And none of it was on dare.

FFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL IIIIIIIIIIIIII WWWWWAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTT
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aight: when I was three years old I stood up and shatted on the floor @the YMCA just to see if it would plop. And it did and I got a whuppin and almost got banned. Also, I used to sing "Boom Boom it's gonna be cwazy, oops said the flea, there's a horse on me! Boom Boom it's gonna be cwazy" till my folks would have to whup me to shut me up. When I was two, I cursed out my 5'11 215 lb old man on a whim. I don't know why, I just did. :lmao:
Let's see, when I was 11 I got into trouble in middle school for raising this girl's skirt and asking her why she didn't have on "frilly" draws like the chic in Lady in Red. I fell off of the roof of my home when I was 9.(that one was a dare and it backfired) I got caught mooning a retarded kid when I was 8.(that was a dare too) There are many others........ :lmao:
 
Da_Sperm said:
I don't know about dumb things we use to say but he is something dumb.

How about when the fellas used to circle around a desk at school and one guy with his right fist would supply the bass beat and with his left hand supply the snare beat and about 4 guys would rap. That would always turn into a semi-circle of about 40 or 50 people trying to hear what was going on.

Boy, that was some dumb stuff.
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We had it so bad that the same guy that would supply the beat would also have a coin to provide the scratches :lol:
 
<b>
I am weakkkkkkk
but thou are mightyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hol' me w/ thou pow'ful haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
</b>

Lawd Jeezus lilC. lol You were a pistol back yonda' weren't you? :lol:

*moaning and still wiping forehead*
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*walking towards DTo, errrrr, SU's Finest and saying*
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God still loves you sinna'. *touching her forehead and looking @ her breast ~snicker~*
Stan' on up and tell da' congregation all of that dumb/stupid stuff you did/said back in da' day.
I'm sure your partna' from Mansfield can do likewise. :rolleyes: *staring @ Niter's bad arse*
</b>
 
lilC said:
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD

UUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEVVVVUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUU U U U U UUUNNNNNNNNNNN.......................


Aight: I've tasted turpentine, paint thinner, mealy bugs(that didn't sit so well), deodorant, soap and yes....even gasoline. :nod2: And none of it was on dare.

FFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL IIIIIIIIIIIIII WWWWWAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTT
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aight: when I was three years old I stood up and shatted on the floor @the YMCA just to see if it would plop. And it did and I got a whuppin and almost got banned. Also, I used to sing "Boom Boom it's gonna be cwazy, oops said the flea, there's a horse on me! Boom Boom it's gonna be cwazy" till my folks would have to whup me to shut me up. When I was two, I cursed out my 5'11 215 lb old man on a whim. I don't know why, I just did. :lmao:
Let's see, when I was 11 I got into trouble in middle school for raising this girl's skirt and asking her why she didn't have on "frilly" draws like the chic in Lady in Red. I fell off of the roof of my home when I was 9.(that one was a dare and it backfired) I got caught mooning a retarded kid when I was 8.(that was a dare too) There are many others........ :lmao:
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Why am I not surprised? :rolleyes:
 
It gets worse. I've been the cause of 15 broken glass windows in 8 consecutive houses on my street because of baseball. (for the Houston natives and residents, I grew up and live in Briargate. :bawling: )
I shot this redbird back in East TX when I was 13 because my cousin said we'd eat him later and I hadn't actually hunted and killed anything but fish. The Newton County, TX authorities weren't too happy about that. I think somebody we're related to ratted on us.
And @Nita: I have the longest stint of detention in the history of Christa McAuliffe Middle School. I cussed out my teacher and threatened to show the world how retarded she was and got 4 months of detention for the spring semester plus I had to help the janitors clean the math wing of the building. :bawling: (long story about how that happened)
 
lilC said:
It gets worse. I've been the cause of 15 broken glass windows in 8 consecutive houses on my street because of baseball. (for the Houston natives and residents, I grew up and live in Briargate. :bawling: )
I shot this redbird back in East TX when I was 13 because my cousin said we'd eat him later and I hadn't actually hunted and killed anything but fish. The Newton County, TX authorities weren't too happy about that. I think somebody we're related to ratted on us.
And @Nita: I have the longest stint of detention in the history of Christa McAuliffe Middle School. I cussed out my teacher and threatened to show the world how retarded she was and got 4 months of detention for the spring semester plus I had to help the janitors clean the math wing of the building. :bawling: (long story about how that happened)
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Good LAWD, lilC....was there anything you didn't do?
 
Panthro said:
<b>
I am weakkkkkkk
but thou are mightyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hol' me w/ thou pow'ful haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
</b>
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You know, I never knew the words to that song, I could never understand what Deacon Robinson was saying. :dizzy:
 
Dumbest thing I ever did was my neighbor and I set fire to the woods next to our houses. We had just picked up the paper out of our yards and decided we'd burn it in the middle of those dry ass woods. Talk about ass whooping.

Another dumb thing I did was I shot the water hydrant line on my next door neighbor with a BB gun. It came out the ground about 3 feet and wanted to see if I could shoot it. Well, I shot it perfectly and water commenced to spraying everywhere. I lied and said I was shooting at a bird and accidentally shot the water line. Ass whooping averted.
 



When I was 10 or in the 5th grade, I got my mama razor what she used to shave her legs and cut off my eyebrows. When I first started cutting em, it tickled, so I continued until they were all gone.

I'll never forget because that was on a Saturday night, I managed to hide from everybody until it was time to go to Church Sunday. Mind you, my stepdad was a preacher and had his own lil chuch in the country. Not only did I get an azz whippin, but they made me stand in front of the people at church and explain the STUPID *ish I did. I've hated STEPHENS, ARKANSAS ever since.
 
SU's Finest '93 said:
Good LAWD, lilC....was there anything you didn't do?
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Felonious assault, possession of narcotics, gta, and armed robbery.
I wasn't quite a Bart Simpson but dayum, I had some issues. And then what makes things worse is that when I'm in trouble, I don't lie. I tell all after I get caught and make a joke out of it because I'm nervous. Most people find it hilarious, I find it just plain frustrating. I can't remember a season marching that I didn't have push-ups for a dirty mouth in highschool. :bawling: I even got into trouble on my summer track team when I was in middle school. Too many girls and stupid me. :devil2:
 
lilC said:
Felonious assault, possession of narcotics, gta, and armed robbery.
I wasn't quite a Bart Simpson but dayum, I had some issues.
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Issues? You had the whole subscription bruh. :xeye:
 
Po' You

Da_Sperm said:
When I was 10 or in the 5th grade, I got my mama razor what she used to shave her legs and cut off my eyebrows. When I first started cutting em, it tickled, so I continued until they were all gone.

I'll never forget because that was on a Saturday night, I managed to hide from everybody until it was time to go to Church Sunday. Mind you, my stepdad was a preacher and had his own lil chuch in the country. Not only did I get an azz whippin, but they made me stand in front of the people at church and explain the STUPID *ish I did. I've hated STEPHENS, ARKANSAS ever since.
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:lmao:
 
Da_Sperm said:
When I was 10 or in the 5th grade, I got my mama razor what she used to shave her legs and cut off my eyebrows. When I first started cutting em, it tickled, so I continued until they were all gone.

I'll never forget because that was on a Saturday night, I managed to hide from everybody until it was time to go to Church Sunday. Mind you, my stepdad was a preacher and had his own lil chuch in the country. Not only did I get an azz whippin, but they made me stand in front of the people at church and explain the STUPID *ish I did. I've hated STEPHENS, ARKANSAS ever since.
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:eek: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: I'm not laughing AT you though. :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:just in your direction! :emlaugh:

@SLT: :kiss: :bday:
 
LOL@Sperm. :lol: :emlaugh: You wrooooooooong. I did something ALMOST like that. Considering how hairy I was @ birth to this age, I shaved all of the hair off my legs and arms cuz I thought it was ugly when I was in elementary school. :shame:

:argue: Good Lawd lilC. :lol: You actually WERE a pistol back in the gap. lol

Look @ them sinna's laughing at you and they ain't testified yet! :mad: :slap:

:lecture:
<b>
Guide me, O thou great Jehovaaaaaaaaaaah,
Pilgrim through this barren laaaaaaaaaaaaaand
</b>

*congregation starts singing Guiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideeeeeee*

*staring @ DTo, errrr, SU's Finest*
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Come on sistah! Tell us about that first "stick" when you were.... :shame: and you lifted that Sunday dress after Sunday school. :confused: I don't know when that first one was, but I DO KNOW when the last one was (and it was w/ moi dear :kiss: ) ;). lol

*staring @ bad arse Niter* :mad: Confess heffa! :mad:
 
There was a parade in Bogalusa. I wanted to go with my Great Uncle, but I was not ready, hair was not combed and had not yet put on clothes to go to the parade. My Uncle came to pick me up from my Grandma's house. When I was not ready, he said he was leaving me. Being the 5/6 year old that I was, I Gave him the bird with nuts on the side. I never knew until that day how bad a switch could welt your legs.
 
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