Dear Prissy............You single?


Suge

Suge

The Phat Mack
Hey Prissy.....how are you gorgeous? I hope all is well with you, and I hope you are having a wonderful day.........Okay, enough of all that sappy stuff. Let's get down to business. I am on the prowl, and frankly.......I want you. No if, ands, and the only but involved is yours! Look, I can't be the pres-O-dent of TSPN without a Stunna on my arm. And yeah some broads have already sent in applications. But I don't want just any ole chic. i want you. Understand! Don't worry about Tara and the kids. I have been told that 3 of the 4 kids aren't mine. So child support will be at a minimum. Plus.........Tara couldn't handle the pres. She was too small for me. I need a woman. What are you a size 6, 8? Well that is right up my alley. I like a woman between a 6 and a 12. So as long as you working with that. You can always get it from me. Plus...........you got some hair. Because everyone knows that the pres-O-dent doesn't do BHB(Ball Headed Broads). In addition, unlike Tara, I don't think you will cheat on me. Not even with D-Nice(we both know some inside information on him that will keep him away from you ;) )! And in turn, I promise I won't cheat on you the 1st two weeks of every month, and every Wednesday after 7, or fridays before noon! What more could you ask for?

Look.....you need a man! And I need you! So what you have to say to that girl?
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You know what....dayum waiting on your response. You are a woman, and by nature you are indecisive. Let me answer for you

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Suge and Prissy sitting in a tree.......F-U-C....errrrr I mean K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Who cares about love
Dayum getting married
But soon she'll be pushing a baby carraige!
 
Suge...
like Puffy said...you need a girl to ride.. ride... ride...you need a girl to yo wife..you need a girl who's yours all yours...you need a girl in yo life....;)


I'll be the 1st (or is it 2nd...3rd..or 4th) lady to you... Mr...Pres-O-dent. :lmao:

You don't have to worry about me cheating...I'll be faithful every other Friday (payday) and every Chirstmas...Easter..(and any other holiday that you have to go to church).
The only thing is....make sure your ex's don't comma knocking on our door!!!.... unless I'm already gone ...Cause I don't do the baby momma drama!!! :redhot:

U Da MaN!!!

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Man this is some bullchet...

Prissy baby Surge will be too busy for a woman of your obvious class and good taste. You dont want a man who spends his day wrassling gators and tagging grizzly bears. I mean I aint hating, im just saying.
 
I always knew that she would grow up to be someone great hmmmm a First Lady; you can't get no better than that!:lmao: Go Prissy! And congrats Suge!
 
Now look at this isht!Dayum JST has come out of retirement just to try and hate on my new love life. Just like a punk arse south FL, JSU lawyer!


But D-Nice.....I expected this type of thang from you! Typical of you S. LA kneegrows. You better watch your step before I have to take your arse to Bayou Desiard and let you sleep with the fishes, and the gators.

Matter of fact, You and JST might want to watch your step, before I start talking to the animals like Dr. Dolittle and Aquaman and send them for your arses!



Now, back to my sweetie! I am a changed man. This time I'm not going to even cheat.......................................much! Tara, stay away from my house!
 
Originally posted by Suge



But D-Nice.....I expected this type of thang from you! Typical of you S. LA kneegrows. You better watch your step before I have to take your arse to Bayou Desiard and let you sleep with the fishes, and the gators.

Now, back to my sweetie! I am a changed man. This time I'm not going to even cheat.......................................much! Tara, stay away from my house!
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Hey!! Suge-a-bear...me and NICE are from the same home town!!:mad:
As the 1st(2nd-3rd-4th) Lady I got your back....but you talk about my home peeps...you talkin about ME:bawling:
:( :) :D :lmao:

WITH YO MESSY *uh, I mean* SEXY ARSE!
;)
 
Aww dayum. i forgot that you were one of them NOLA girls....

Well I gues I better tell my granny to get her chicken foot, some sulpher 8, a jelly jat, and some bay leaves. i am going to need all the help I can get with this one.

D-Nice.........Kiss MY Phat Arse!
 
Phat Nupe,

I'm still gonna kick your azz and drink all this Shaeffer's beer I lost in that bet, but as one homeboy to another...Stay away from
dem Nawlin gurls! I know your grandma's gonna soak come spider webs in "coal oil" and burn some corn shucks under a foottub, but that ain't gonna help. Dem Nawlin girls practice a different type of Mojo. Man dem folk have even been know to bury a nuckas drawls in the backyard.

You don't have to listen to me, but remember Ms Rudolph! Yo azz will be down there in Florida running with the bears...with little tiny feet!:lmao: :lmao:
 



Originally posted by MikeBigg
Phat Nupe,

I'm still gonna kick your azz and drink all this Shaeffer's beer I lost in that bet, but as one homeboy to another...Stay away from
dem Nawlin gurls! I know your grandma's gonna soak come spider webs in "coal oil" and burn some corn shucks under a foottub, but that ain't gonna help. Dem Nawlin girls practice a different type of Mojo. Man dem folk have even been know to bury a nuckas drawls in the backyard.

You don't have to listen to me, but remember Ms Rudolph! Yo azz will be down there in Florida running with the bears...with little tiny feet!:lmao: :lmao:
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Suge, don't believe this mess about NOLA gurls.......we don't bury drawls we just make a special "red sauce" for our men!:lmao:
 
Originally posted by gramalum
I always knew that she would grow up to be someone great hmmmm a First Lady; you can't get no better than that!:lmao: Go Prissy! And congrats Suge!
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thank you girl...(just trying to be all I can be)
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Don't worry Suge, you'll find someone. :cool:
 
Originally posted by MikeBigg


You don't have to listen to me, but remember Ms Rudolph! Yo azz will be down there in Florida running with the bears...with little tiny feet!:lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Now that is some classic Pryor!!!

Mudbone send help!!!
 
Trick Bigg

I'm as worried about you kicking my arse, as I am about me ever becoming as ugly as you! Two things that will never happen. Don't worry aboput me though. Just make sure whenever you show up, you have my case ready. And I don't drink that cheap Sissy Lee Island isht!

And I'm not worried about Prissy's mojo. I'll get a lock of her hair, wrap it in wax paper, and burn it over a candle, and bury my own drawers in her yard. She'll be sending me jars of canned peaches and plums, and wouldn't even know why. She'll be so caught up with ole Suge, she'll think I took her arse back to the original Voodoo island!

Besides all she has to do to hook ole Suge, is to stay pretty, and stay away from you. I don't wantyour ugly contagiousness rubbing off on my chic!


And just for good measure. D-Nice. Kiss my arse, and anybody down with you too! You know who you are!
 
Suge, don't let that weight that you lost go to your head. I put you on one diet, and I'll do it again phat boy.....again, nicka.......I'm no Battle Cat, that sucka punch schit dont' work this way pottna!

Normally I stay out of folk bidness, but I'm gon' follow this schit closey. Prissy, if that phat futhamucka tries that punk schit he pulled with Tara, let me know, and I'm gon' bust his phat arse!

Suge I told you before, stay out of my affairs, and I'll stay out of yours, and since you have this "So called" inside information on me, why is my name constantly coming out of your mouth? and why do you feel threatened by me? As a matter of fact, you can take your "so called" inside information, and stick it up that phat of yours, that you're always telling me to kiss.

Congrats on your new relationship.


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NICE
 
Originally posted by D-NICE
Suge, don't let that weight that you lost go to your head. I put you on one diet, and I'll do it again phat boy.....again, nicka.......I'm no Battle Cat, that sucka punch schit dont' work this way pottna!

Normally I stay out of folk bidness, but I'm gon' follow this schit closey. Prissy, if that phat futhamucka tries that punk schit he pulled with Tara, let me know, and I'm gon' bust his phat arse!

Suge I told you before, stay out of my affairs, and I'll stay out of yours, and since you have this "So called" inside information on me, why is my name constantly coming out of your mouth? and why do you feel threatened by me? As a matter of fact, you can take your "so called" inside information, and stick it up that phat of yours, that you're always telling me to kiss.

Congrats on your new relationship.


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NICE
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Ya'll kats are foolish... :lol:

Say, Suge...since it ain't work out between you and Tara...you don't mind if I take her off your hands...do you?? ;)

(I promise to take care of her real good...not ya'll kids though...I'm a playa. You betta holla at the state on that.)
 
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