Re: Dave Chappelle Show.....he needs to be CANCELLED!!!!
(A new Chappelle's Show Newsletter)
Hey everyone...
Dave and Neal here. This week's newsletter is a technological miracle. We're on
a cell phone together, and I (Neal) am writing this on a two-way pager. We are
putting ourselves at a high risk for cancer just to tell you about tonight's
episode.
Anyhow, tonight's show is the last new one of the season. Can't believe we're
finally done. The fact that we put together 13 episodes in a row that were all
pretty watchable is unbelievable to us. We don't mean that in a cocky way, more
in a holy **** way. It feels like we just pulled safely into our garage after a
night of drunk driving. Or like pulling out and realizing that the condom didn't
break after all. Okay, we've gone too far. NOTE: Viacom does not encourage drunk
driving or pulling out.
So...tonight's show feature's a sketch about the first black man to cross an
important color barrier, another moment from Lil Jon, and a look at what the
last 2 years would have been like if the president was black. And Big Boi from
Outkast does a good-ass song.
Anyhow guys, this will be our last newsletter of the year. Once again, thank-you
for your interest in the show. We appreciate the support and the positive word
of mouth. Our ratings have gone up pretty much every week. More importantly, we
know that the show would be nothing without your support. So thanks. Anyhow,
it's back to our regular lives. I (Dave) will be on the road doing stand-up. I
(Neal) will be playing video games and hollering at *****es. Thanks. Enjoy
yourselves. It truly was a celebration.
Dave and Neal