LMFAO THIS DUDE HERETutor: Alright Coach you were not correct on the initial two lessons and I needed a break. We will start again.
Coach: Aight leggo!!
Tutor: Use the word "Lettuce" in a sentence.
Coach: I was in a meatin with AD and Pres-O-Dent for tree hours and needed to use the bayroom but she wouldn't LETTUCE!!!
Tutor: I'm done I'm not getting paid enough for this.
Coach: Then you goin LETTUCE go?
Tutor: Ok Coach it's crunch time.
OMJ: Ok I ready!!!
Tutor: I'M ready!!!
OMJ: That's what I said.
Tutor: No you didn't!!!
OMJ: Yes I did!!
Tutor: Ok use the word "DISMAY" in a sentence.
OMJ: Last season we lost to GSU, Valley, and Alllcone!!! IF we lost to them one mo gain DISMAY be my last year coaching!!!
Tutor: Jesus wept!!!
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Tutor: Ok Coach...I had a talk with my grandma who told me to be patient with you. So we are starting again.
OMJ: Ok I be ready!!!
Tutor: I AM READY
OMJ: Eyes said that!!
Tutor: Ok...you did...whew. Alright use the words MEXICANS in a sentence.
OMJ: Well the trainnin couch (coach) said that if we get some cans and line em up so thats the players can run around they will get eddjile (agile). Shit all them niccas did was MEXICANS up!!!
Tutor: I'm not getting paid enough for this shit!!!!
Tutor: Ok Coach...I had a talk with my grandma who told me to be patient with you. So we are starting again.
OMJ: Ok I be ready!!!
Tutor: I AM READY
OMJ: Eyes said that!!
Tutor: Ok...you did...whew. Alright use the words MEXICANS in a sentence.
OMJ: Well the trainnin couch (coach) said that if we get some cans and line em up so thats the players can run around they will get eddjile (agile). Shit all them niccas did was MEXICANS up!!!
Tutor: I'm not getting paid enough for this shit!!!!
Tutor: Ok coach I consulted with my colleague and found that you simply have a poor grasp of the English language. Therefore we will practice reading aloud.
Coach Jackson: Aight
Tutor: Repeat after me.
CJ: Repeat after me.
Tutor: No, wait until I say the sentence.
CJ: No, wait until I say the sentence.
Tutor: Coach shut up and listen got dammit!!!
CJ: What nicca!!
Tutor: Ok coach say this sentence - The good can decay many ways.
Coach: The good candy came anyways.
Tutor: Oh for the love of God!!! Help me!!!
Coach: Don't be using de Lawds name in vienna!!!
Tutor: Ok coach I had to get my classes in order so now I have some time for our tutoring classes.
OMJ: Well teech I tell ya I been ruley lurning lots cents being unrolled in yo class.
Tutor: Yes but we have a very long way to go. So let's began. Also, try not speaking with peppermint in your mouth.
OMJ: I ready!!!!
Tutor: Use the word espresso in a sentence.
OMJ: No
Tutor: Why
OMJ: Can I have anuttin word.
Tutor: Ok Adequate.
OMJ: Man you giving me all these dame word you adequate.
Tutor: Why thank you I'm try my best locate words with great expressions.
OMJ: Damn you just used that experience word. Man you adequate.
Tutor: Huh? I'm confused.
OMJ: I'll say it slow deen...you atta quit wit dat!!!
Tutor: You mean I should quit?
OMJ: Yea to adequate!!!
Tutor: "speechless"
