C'mon ladies. Let's cut to the chase. Y'all don't want a marathon in bed, right?


Panther88

Banned
Tell the truth.

Bernie Mack wasn't joking when he said (and I quote): <b>"Sex ain't nothing but 20 pumps and 30 minutes of foreplay.</b>" Right?

Y'all know good and well that y'all don't want no man running a marathon in bed w/ y'all.

<b>Long live 42 seconds of giving 23 chromosones! :emlaugh:
 



Tell the truth DTown.

Y'all know good and well that KY would be flowing like oil in Kuwait if a man were to run a bed marathon w/ y'all.

20 pumps is all that a woman desires w/ 55+ minutes of foreplay (you know all that mental stuff, gazing deep into your eyes, caressing your eyebrows, nibbling on the ears, behind the neck, et ceterae, blah blah blah------ YUCK! :mad:).

Only going 42 secs heah. I ain't busting my heart or giving myself a stroke for NO-BO-TEEE. :D
 
None of you chic, errrrrrr, I mean ladies :emlaugh: want to admit the truth.

42 seconds of physicality and 55+ minutes of foreplay. That's the definition of sex.

I represent the 42 second crew.
 
LOL Im bout that pis- uhhh panthro... Man Who wouldnt rather duke it out real hard for 35-45 seconds, and then get a ham sammitch?

I mean i used to spoon brawds to sleep but then i'd be like "I sure could go for a hot fish sammitch" but there wouldnt be anybody to cook it.
 
Er...Panthro...who have you been screwing. You poor deprived baby.
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lmao@panthro :lmao:

I wish I could share your sentiments..........but I can't.
I'm not bustin' nuthin' under 45 minutes.....and that's quick. Maybe it's a mental block I don' t know. I can't be up in it, and the girl ain't got hers. It's a pride thing. :rolleyes:

I think it's some sort of natural mechanism built in my body....a kill switch if you will. When I get that girl for them relations........it's time for me to move something. Hell, if a "LION" killed all his prey quick.....there's no hunt. You're taking all of the fun out of it. If you "doing the buisness".....might as well do it right. Like J-state tiger said......I'm Spoonin' deez girls to sleep. Lights out. Cuz if I don't, I can't do my "I just knocked yo' arse out/Dance of Joy".....!!!! :D
Fugg the fish samtich....you do it right there will be breakfsst waitin' on that azz!

And if you read below, that's why the user sig. states.......... ;)
 
"I'm a busy man Annie Mae. I don't have time to wait for you to c--!"
Ike Turner

"I gots mine, you gets yours"
AAMU Big Dawg

:D
 
EARTHQUAKE LOVER !!!!!

I tell the honies this.....Baby, I will be the best 10 min of your life you have ever had. They be like 10 minutes???? WTF !!!:(

I then ask them if they have ever been in an Earthquake, or a Tornado....They then say "L" yeah and it was the most memorabale and scariest experience of their life......and they will never forgert it.
Im like....baby, how long was that EARTHQUAKE/TORNADO ? They say, bout 5 min..I say then how bout I give you an experience bout twice that time ? :D :D :D

If you ever go to Disney World and go to Space Mountain......the line to get in is 1 hour long, but the ride is 5 min long !!!!!
But you always see a LONG LINE baby !!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D
 
Supakat69 please school your boys. The rest...stop using that I got mine get yours as an excuse. If you can't perform well...then hey...maybe it's not for everyone.
 
Mak!!!! Get back up in henyah!!!!

I think GramTigress wants to play hide the EARTHQUAKE, errrrrrrr, ride the TORNADO, errrrrrrrrrrrr, get this natural disaster off of me :emlaugh: w/ ya' bruh! LOL

GT, I take it you're down w/ the 42? Just asking. :D

Blu, I ain't been screwing nobody. I don't wanna' have a heart attack trying to ride someobody's rump. :eek: Supakat will be like ol' boy in the color purple. Don't do it supa... Walk AWAY from the light my brotha'...

Panthro!
ps
ROTGDF@AAMU BigDawg!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! ROTF Man, I thought I was stee-yupid!!!! ROTF LMAO
 
Originally posted by Panthro

Supakat will be like ol' boy in the color purple. Don't do it supa... Walk AWAY from the light my brotha'...


lol@Panthro....... :goof:

Mane, I usually feel ya'll kats......but honestly I can't relate to this one. I'm not looking for brownie points from the ladies (though I don't mind ;) ), I'm just telling you how it is for me, from my experiences.

Short Story:

I first started "relating" when I was about 16.......mind you I loved the girl and a bag of chips, but I never could get that *** off. I told my best boy at the time.....he was like "Maybe you need to go to the doctor, sounds like you got a mental block."
Laughing it off.........I went on bout my buisness.
The next girl........mane I used to punish her on a daily basis. Mane it was like 24 hr wrestling........:D
It took me dayum near a whole summer for it 2 finally happen........but when it did......whoooooooooo!!!! :eek:
(Best feelin' in the world........!!! :D )

I've actually had girls tell me.....dayum you ain't get yours yet??? :mad: That's when I started to figuire it out..........

I'm there to please.........see this is my theory. If I do it right, I'm gonna get invited back for the encore. Flat out........that's how I've avoided the negative comments like "He ain't ish" or "He can't ****!!" :eek: Now I fell ya'll........hell do ya thang. I ain't mad at you.........but me I'm a perfectionist. I've told and I will still tell every girl I lay with that "I may not be the best you've had so far, but I promise you when we're done, You'll say "He's the best at what he does......." ;)

We can watch football and b-ball for hours........what is it to please a girl??? It's a pride thang with me......I like that stunned look in that ladies eyes after I'm done punishing her.......When I walk out she dying to call me back for the "nexxxt" night.

Ain't no point goin' in if you don't get the job done.

You do one good.....she gonna tell her girls. Buisness has increased ten fold!!!!
Self-advertisement...works everytime!!! :D
 



Originally posted by SUPAKAT69
lmao@panthro :lmao:

I wish I could share your sentiments..........but I can't.
I'm not bustin' nuthin' under 45 minutes.....and that's quick. Maybe it's a mental block I don' t know. I can't be up in it, and the girl ain't got hers. It's a pride thing. :rolleyes:

I think it's some sort of natural mechanism built in my body....a kill switch if you will. When I get that girl for them relations........it's time for me to move something. Hell, if a "LION" killed all his prey quick.....there's no hunt. You're taking all of the fun out of it. If you "doing the buisness".....might as well do it right. Like J-state tiger said......I'm Spoonin' deez girls to sleep. Lights out. Cuz if I don't, I can't do my "I just knocked yo' arse out/Dance of Joy".....!!!! :D
Fugg the fish samtich....you do it right there will be breakfsst waitin' on that azz!

And if you read below, that's why the user sig. states.......... ;)

My thoughts exactly SUPA69.!

Cuz if I don't, I can't do my "I just knocked yo' arse out/Dance of Joy".....!!!! :D
:bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :bawling:

Two thumbs up for the "Dance of Joy":lmao: :lmao: :bawling: :bawling: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Richard Pryor said it best in Harlem Nights.

"Let's make love real hard for 10 min and then fall into a deep coma like sleep!!!"
 
Originally posted by smallone
*ahem* Pardon me...

I think it was 50 pumps...

lmao!!! :lol:
I think she was correcting Panthro on what Bernie Mac said .........!!!

50 pumps.......... :confused:

Add another zero, and that's how many I get off in a minute!!! :D
(Guaranteed or your money back!!! ;) )
 
Oh my!!! LOL :D GT, <b>D</b> MilkMan? :confused: *snicker*

Supa, bruh, you gone get a heart-attack trying to please them women. You'd best give'em that sub-minute, that makes them :mad: and they wanna' come back and make you do the right thing (try to last longer :emlaugh: ).

I apologize in advance to any female that THOUGHT I'd go longer... ROTF :emlaugh: I sorry... :(
 
Originally posted by SUPAKAT69
lmao@panthro :lmao:

I wish I could share your sentiments..........but I can't.
I'm not bustin' nuthin' under 45 minutes.....

Doe's that 45 minutes include the drive over to her crib ??

If dats da case then I can go for 3 and a half hours....If you include foreplay as the dinner, movie....gettin her drunk !!!

Dayummm, Im a Marathon Man. lol
:D :D :D
 
Originally posted by Makaho Bedrock


Doe's that 45 minutes include the drive over to her crib ??

If dats da case then I can go for 3 and a half hours....If you include foreplay as the dinner, movie....gettin her drunk !!!

Dayummm, Im a Marathon Man. lol
:D :D :D

lol:lol:

No dinner & a movie, & getting her drunk doesn't count.
 
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