Childhood Expressions


Robber and Roberta sitting in a tree.
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First came love
Then came marriage
Then came Rob, Jr., in a baby carriage.
 
Makaho 2.0 said:
Aint yo momma pretty....
She got meatballs on her titties..
She got bacon and eggs between her legs...

Aint yo momma pretty....

I asked if she retarded....
She turned around and farted

I asked her why she did it....
She turned arouned and Sh!!!!tted!!

:jump:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 



Ok, all the girls get in a circle and sing this song

Chilly Chilly Bang Bang
Watch Lisa do her thang ...........>>>>Lisa then gets in middle of circle

LISA: "I can't"
Group: "Why not"
LISA: "I just can't"
Group: "Why not"
LISA: "My back is aching, my bra's too tight...my hips are shaking from the
left...to the right...to the left and to the right! (Lisa twirking from left to right)

Hey Chilly Chilly Bang Bang Watch Corisma do her thang......
Ea girl gets in circle when her name is called.
 
LoyalTigress said:
Ok, all the girls get in a circle and sing this song

Chilly Chilly Bang Bang
Watch Lisa do her thang ...........>>>>Lisa then gets in middle of circle

LISA: "I can't"
Group: "Why not"
LISA: "I just can't"
Group: "Why not"
LISA: "My back is aching, my bra's too tight...my hips are shaking from the
left...to the right...to the left and to the right! (Lisa twirking from left to right)

Hey Chilly Chilly Bang Bang Watch Corisma do her thang......
Ea girl gets in circle when her name is called.
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:nod:
 
About 3 weeks ago we were going to lunch as a group and one of my co-workers yells...

Shotgun...for the front seat
and ran her azz to the front passenger door. We were all looking at her like
:xeye:

As a kid we would sit and watch vehicles go by and for the cars we liked we would yell out..."I zap that car"
 
1.B-Y butterfly, come to see me 'fore you die.

2.The little red rooster told the little red hen,I ain't had no nuckie since you know when.

3.Gi' me piece or gi' me some.
 
Robber said:
How about when you used to play games. To pick the person that was gonna be "it" or first, we'd all put one foot in a circle and do this (and a few others).

Johnny struck a match
and the wind blew it
OUT!!!
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Mississippi got it all wrong.



Eeny Meany
Miny Moe

Catch a Nagga by the toe
If he hollah

Let him GO!:nod:
 
J4J said:
Mississippi got it all wrong.



Eeny Meany
Miny Moe

Catch a Nagga by the toe
If he hollah

Let him GO!:nod:
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My mom made me stop saying that. She changed it to 'tiger' and I've been saying that since. :D
 
J4J said:
Mississippi got it all wrong.



Eeny Meany
Miny Moe

Catch a Nagga by the toe
If he hollah

Let him GO!:nod:
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Unless you got a different version of Johnny striking the match, it ain't wrong, missy!!! We did the eany meany miney moe one, too.

We also did:

Engine engine number 9
Going down Chicago line
If the train runs off the track
Do you want your money back?

Yes. Y-E-S spells "yes"
So you are out of
This game.
 
Robber said:
Engine engine number 9
Going down Chicago line
If the train runs off the track
Do you want your money back?

Yes. Y-E-S spells "yes"
So you are out of
This game.
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:tup:
 
Robber said:
Unless you got a different version of Johnny striking the match, it ain't wrong, missy!!! We did the eany meany miney moe one, too.

We also did:

Engine engine number 9
Going down Chicago line
If the train runs off the track
Do you want your money back?

Yes. Y-E-S spells "yes"
So you are out of
This game.
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:o aight then. We did Engine Engine also.
 
Stay hid sick chicken with your head cut-off.

Stay hid buttermilk, stay hid.

We said these when it was one person left to be found in the game of Hide-n-go-seek. :)
 
J4J said:
Mississippi got it all wrong.



Eeny Meany
Miny Moe

Catch a Nagga by the toe
If he hollah

Let him GO!:nod:
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Well, hell Louisiana must have gotten it wrong too. We used that version. Umm when you have kinfolks in the Ark-La-Tex or Ark-La-Miss things should be pretty consistent.

It's when you have ya kinfolks from the west coast show up for the summer or reunion telling you it's wrong and it should go the way they say it. :smh:
I argued with them..rolling my neck and all telling them...Big Mamas started in the South and when they come to stay on our end for the summer...they follow suit and not try to change up our sayings. :splat:
 



Robber: Remember this one...I think you started it a few years ago...There was a little chorus line that the other kids in the circle would sing in between rhymes...

My name is Kema
My number's five

Chorus...

Don't mess with me
'cause I don't jive...
 
J4J said:
Robber: Remember this one...I think you started it a few years ago...There was a little chorus line that the other kids in the circle would sing in between rhymes...

My name is Kema
My number's five

Chorus...

Don't mess with me
'cause I don't jive...
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Yeah, I remember the girl-folk doing that. To borrow from Suge, borrowing from Money Mike, "I am a boy."
 
Robber said:
Yeah, I remember the girl-folk doing that. To borrow from Suge, borrowing from Money Mike, "I am a boy."
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Yeah copycat!

But you did start this thing a few years ago ON THIS HEAH board....
 
CriTAUcal said:
Oh the memories! :)

Walking to/from school, if you stepped on a crack in the sidewalk: Step on a crack, you break your moma's back.
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I was waiting on this one...my son says this one to me, all the time. :lol:
 
LoyalTigress said:
Ok, all the girls get in a circle and sing this song

Chilly Chilly Bang Bang
Watch Lisa do her thang ...........>>>>Lisa then gets in middle of circle

LISA: "I can't"
Group: "Why not"
LISA: "I just can't"
Group: "Why not"
LISA: "My back is aching, my bra's too tight...my hips are shaking from the
left...to the right...to the left and to the right! (Lisa twirking from left to right)

Hey Chilly Chilly Bang Bang Watch Corisma do her thang......
Ea girl gets in circle when her name is called.
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heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, I used to love that one. :nod:
 
Abraham Lincoln was a good ol man...
He jumped out the window with his :shh:
 
tweet a leet a leet
tweetel-leet
tweet baby tweet baby
your breath stink
Mama in the kitchen cooking all day long
Daddy on the corner pimping them broads....
 
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