Childhood Expressions


Robber

Robber

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I was talking to some friends the other day. One of the girls said something to me in a joking manner. So we go back and forth for a coupla secs and I break out with the childhood classic: "I'm rubber and you're glue. Everything you say bounce off me and sticks to you." We all FTFO laughing at that one.

Can ya think of any more classics that you used to say as a kid???

One more. Playing basketball. Tied ball. Can't do jump balls because there's no ref. So the first person to yell "FIRST", his team gets possession. One of my friends did that a few months ago during a pick-up game. They were tugging at the ball and this clown said FIRST. I think we stopped playing because we were too busy laughing.
 



Robber said:
"I'm rubber and you're glue. Everything you say bounce off me and sticks to you." We all FTFO laughing at that one.
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Oh the memories! :)

Walking to/from school, if you stepped on a crack in the sidewalk: Step on a crack, you break your moma's back.
 
Aint yo momma pretty....
She got meatballs on her titties..
She got bacon and eggs between her legs...

Aint yo momma pretty....

I asked if she retarded....
She turned around and farted

I asked her why she did it....
She turned arouned and Sh!!!!tted!!

:jump:
 
Robber said:
I don't think I've heard this one since '77.
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Yeah, that must a really, really, really old one, because I've never heard that one. :D Let's see in '77, I was just a year old.
 
How about when you used to play games. To pick the person that was gonna be "it" or first, we'd all put one foot in a circle and do this (and a few others).

Johnny struck a match
and the wind blew it
OUT!!!
 
just yesterday, one of my coworkers who I play around with all day, made one of her usual smart arse comments to me, and I made my usual smart arse response. Then she hauled off with this childhood classic, "I said it! I meant it! I'm here to represent it!"
:lol::lol::lol:

hadn't heard that one since the 70s...
:lmao::lmao:
 
Tell it! Tell it! Go downtown and sell it! :xeye: Didn't know what that meant until I got older....;)

So, So suck my toe, all the way to Mexico.
 
Yo mama. Yo daddy.
Yo greasy, greasy grand mammy
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
(can't remember the rest)
 
SLT said:
Tell it! Tell it! Go downtown and sell it! :xeye: Didn't know what that meant until I got older....;)

So, So suck my toe, all the way to to Mexico.
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ours went a lil diffferent....

Tell, tell, go to jail
Hang ya draws on a rusty nail
Hang 'em high, hang 'em low
all the way to Mexico

:lol::lol:
 



3, 6, 9..the goose drank wine,
The monkey played the fiddle on a tin can line,
Line broke, monkey got choked,
They all went to heaven on a little rowboat.
 
Robber said:
Yo mama. Yo daddy.
Yo greasy, greasy grand mammy
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
(can't remember the rest)
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you Mississippi chillren got 'em all wrong

it was....

Yo mo, yo mo
yo greedy, greedy grand mo
She's 99
She drink that wine
She's the first black lady in the welfare line


:lol::lol:
 
When you playing hide and go seek.....

Everybody puts their foot in a circle....


Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish......how many bubble gums do you wish?

The person who's foot got touched last had to say a number.....

They would say 5.....

1,2,3,4,5....so out you must go.....

Yo azz got to go hide first. lol

I had "Hide and Go get it" down to a science.

Later on, mofos would be like.....oooooo, I caught Mak and Shaquisha in the bushes "Hunching". We'd be straight up busting pants, no penetration whatsoever, but we thought we was doing something. lol
 
Last night, night before,
24 robbers at my door,
I got up, let'em in,
Hit em in the head with a rolling pin.
 
mighty hornet said:
you Mississippi chillren got 'em all wrong

it was....

Yo mo, yo mo
yo greedy, greedy grand mo
She's 99
She drink that wine
She's the first black lady in the welfare line


:lol::lol:
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Maybe our grandmama's weren't greedy. They were just fat. That's why we called 'em greasy. At least that's how I remembered it. :lmao:
 
Uhhh.......let's see.

Double dutch bus comin down tha street.......uhhhh......

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack jumped ova tha candlestick. :xeye:
 
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