Bottom Line for Red Head Step Sisters


JROCK

JROCK

Preeminent
1) If you are not SUperior you are not a "shot caller."
2) S.outhern W.ins A.nother C.hampionship is the norm; don't get all "Brand New."
3) If you have not won but 1 championship in 25 years you are not competing and "should be seen but not heard."
4) If you have had the dubious distinction of being the most losing program in the entire NCAA you are shat at the bottom of a mule's shoe.
5) If your lame program was run out of the SWAC once before by your SUperior what makes you believe that you should be a part of any conference call.
6) If your program was "mollywhopped" on National T.V. for 10 out of the last 11 years by your in state rival your rage may be justifiable and should be kept away from the button that could create a nuclear holocaust.
7) If you have no control of who is hired as head coach at your once proud university (long long time ago), how in the living hell are you going to criticize the SWAC office. (The SWAC bible see Loser 2:10)
8) If you are use to bending over to promoters don't expect others to be a trick with you.
9) If you can't spell moderator you probably don't know the definition:Main Entry: mod?er?a?tor
Pronunciation: 'm?-d&-"rA-t&r
Function: noun
1 : one who arbitrates : MEDIATOR
2 : one who presides over an assembly, meeting, or discussion: as a : the presiding officer of a Presbyterian governing body b : the nonpartisan presiding officer of a town meeting c : the chairman of a discussion group

10) There can only be 1 champion and everyone else is a loser (snicker).
 
11) If you were used to make up rain games, you are the victim (nothing new) not the victor.
 



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Done fell out!!


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Blue...you may want to add that with the exception of the SUperior...EACH SWAC school has changed head coaches at least once or twice. I prefer to call it the..

PETE RICHARDSON EFFECT!!!​
 
12) If your Q.B. did not make the All SWAC team he was not the best in the conference (no matter what Mr. Charlie says).

13) Misnomer: The 2003 SCG was for the SWAC Championship.

14) Fact: The BC featured the two best teams in the conference and was for the SWAC title. The SCG was just a formality and another example of road kill.

15) If you have 7,000 people in a 62,000 seat stadium the two teams playing are not that important.
 
16) If you used a running clock for a conference game you are playing "c**n ball."

17) If you lost to d-2 Skegee 3 out of the last 4 years you are playing "c**n ball."

18) If you lost to d-2 Fort Valley 3 out of the last 4 yimes........You got it; you're playing "c**n ball."

19) The sun even shines on a dog's arse every once and awhile.
 
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This is sad.... I feel like I've lost my best friend. :( I used to look up to SU and now look at'em... :shame: Y'all REALLY been cuttin' up all week. First PV, then PB. Who's next? :shame:
 
20) It is not a conspiracy; you are really not that good and that is why you are consistently "coming up short."

21) If your athletic department has won only 1 commissioner cup or less the last 10 years and have been in the conference for an entire decade NEWS FLASH: You are failing miserably!
 
JROCK said:
20) It is not a conspiracy; you are really not that good and that is why you are consistently "coming up short."

21) If your athletic department has won only 1 commissioner cup or less the last 10 years and have been in the conference for an entire decade NEWS FLASH: You are failing miserably!
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Classic.............:lmao:
 
22) If your head coach was a super bowl MVP and your athletic director was not at the very least smart or concerned enough to respond to his request, your program is headed in the wrong direction.

23) If Becky has to fly to Tampa Bay to save your coach from his own after he brought your program from the abyss, you got it, your football program is headed in the wrong direction.
 
Dr. Sweet NUPE said:
SU just schedule UAPB....
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Phugg you and the horse that rode ya', go tell JSU to play TXSU. Oh my bad they both have one or two letters before the last two so your not worried about them. :read:
 



24) If you were ran (punked) off of Southern University campus and from Texas, you are a loser and Puke View is the "Taylor Made" place for you to matriculate.

25) All SWAC doormats have Puke View not welcome on them.
 
if you have a degree to sell...call SU
if you have grades to change...Call SU
If you have workstudy to burn..call SU
if you don't have athletic facilities for your sports staff...call SU
if your coach is afriad to stand up like a man..please call SU.

I'm surprised cador gets as much pull around the campus considering he's dark-skinned. But all his assistants are bright so nevermind.
 
the band fan said:
if you have a degree to sell...call SU
if you have grades to change...Call SU
If you have workstudy to burn..call SU
if you don't have athletic facilities for your sports staff...call SU
if your coach is afriad to stand up like a man..please call SU.

I'm surprised cador gets as much pull around the campus considering he's dark-skinned. But all his assistants are bright so nevermind.
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Dude what's wrong aren't you use to being a loser by now?
 
the band fan said:
if you have a degree to sell...call SU
if you have grades to change...Call SU
If you have workstudy to burn..call SU
if you don't have athletic facilities for your sports staff...call SU
if your coach is afriad to stand up like a man..please call SU.

I'm surprised cador gets as much pull around the campus considering he's dark-skinned. But all his assistants are bright so nevermind.
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If you haven't won a football game in... :shh: :shh: :shh:


Never mind... too easy...
 
27) If you were thrown away like an old dish rag after being used to make up rain games your school has less importance than a pimple on a fat 550 pound man's butt.
 
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