The 2003 edition of SOUTHERN UNIVERSITY FOOTBALL JAGUARS will be led by a true student of the game.
"Q" Richard, the veteran Q.B. is well poised to lead the #1 athletic program in all of black college athletics to yet another championship. Whether it is sitting in the pocket picking your remedial secondaries apart or handing the ball off to the most revered tailback in the Southwestern Athletic conference, Q is by far the class of the SWAC.
I digress:
When you have tallied the most college wins among all SWAC peers traditionLESS programs that ran away for the SWAC for two decades tend to be a pimple on your butt. This is the SWAC's SUperior school characterization of Buffalo and Grumbling.
One of these coward schools ran from "The League" in BCF for 2 decades and during that period was Lambasted to the tune of 97-0 during that time frame. We will refer to them as "BUFFALO."
The other spineLESS country school has many of the same attributes. Like their coward cousin from Trent Lott's state, they too ran from "The League" for two entire decades. The Incomparable Hall of Fame Coach "Ace" Mumford treated crying Eddie worse than Coach Dean "almighty" Pete Richardson. It was during this time frame that the spineLESS school ran from their SUperior quicker than a canadian sprinter on steroids. We will refer to them as Grumbling. They can also be referred to the team that loses to SOUTHERN UNIVERSITY on NBC every thanksgiving weekend.....oh, except once (sniker).