Anybody Ever Dated a Stripper?


I was also thrown out of a strip club when I lived in Tucson, AZ. I was at this white strip club with my cousin. The stripper gave me a lap dance. She put her breast close to my face and I started licking them, next thing I know, the bouncer came over and told me and my cousin we had to leave.
 



buckwheat1911 said:
I was also thrown out of a strip club when I lived in Tucson, AZ. I was at this white strip club with my cousin. The stripper gave me a lap dance. She put her breast close to my face and I started licking them, next thing I know, the bouncer came over and told me and my cousin we had to leave.
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Dallas would never kick you out of a club for that, you were in the wrong part of the world LOL
 
Herbert77060 said:
I plead the 5th
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Unc told me everything, unfiltered. Those few practice sessions just north of Houston was more than enough for my virgin eyes to witness. 👀

I KNOW how y'all got down. The statute of limitations was reached and everyone got grey hair around their cooter so we can speak on it bruh, along w/ that list of trailing kids produced in a lot of cities domestic and international.

lol 👀
 
pvdogteam said:
Dallas would never kick you out of a club for that, you were in the wrong part of the world LOL
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Bruh... back in the gap, my boy from Bama St , our "friend" (wife of nfl dude), and myself got kicked out of a deal on Greenville Ave because old gul couldn't keep her mf'ing hands off this one skrippa she wanted her too bad. She pulled her bathing suit to the side and started lickety-licking and me and my boy were urging her on lol in... the VIP that I was given on a silver platter. Dude came over and told our friend she had to stop at least 4X but she didn't so he told her she had to go but my boy and I didn't. He and I left w/ her anyway and old girl was hotter than a japanese firecracker so... blah blah blah 😂😂 parking lot while DPD was observing everything. Chick wasn't fine. She was SUPER-feeeeeeeyiiiiiine (mixed Blackanese workout junkie). 👀

:( My dumb assed. smh lol
 
buckwheat1911 said:
When I lived in Dallas, I used to go to DG's. I never got kicked out lol. @CEE DOG I used to hit up FatCats in Huntsville when I lived there. Thick sisters dam
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You saved your marriage by staying away from my Lucifer dumb assed lol. I don't understand WTF I was trying to prove back then.

It was too much shat going on back then and all I did was mind my business unless... ol' gul 'nem would make eye contact. You cannot make eye contact w/ a rattlesnake and not expect a response. 😂😂😂😂
 
Lenard said:
You saved your marriage by staying away from my Lucifer dumb assed lol. I don't understand WTF I was trying to prove back then.

It was too much shat going on back then and all I did was mind my business unless... ol' gul 'nem would make eye contact. You cannot make eye contact w/ a rattlesnake and not expect a response. 😂😂😂😂 ih
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The sisters were friendly at DG's. There was another club that I went to once in Dallas was some hole in the wall place. Most of the sisters there seemed to want coke. Each dance would ask me if I had some. I told them I didn't do that shiggity. They looked like coke heads too.
 
buckwheat1911 said:
I was also thrown out of a strip club when I lived in Tucson, AZ. I was at this white strip club with my cousin. The stripper gave me a lap dance. She put her breast close to my face and I started licking them, next thing I know, the bouncer came over and told me and my cousin we had to leave.
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You cannot lick them??? I was told that was why they were in your face. Guess I been in the Texas club too much.
 
buckwheat1911 said:
The sisters were friendly at DG's. There was another club that I went to once in Dallas was some hole in the wall place. Most of the sisters there seemed to want coke. Each dance would ask me if I had some. I told them I didn't do that shiggity. They looked like coke heads too.
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Nawwwwww buckarooooooo!!!!! It was the whitefolk's deal w/ a sister here or there where the action was. They had skrilla' so they weren't checking for dude to screw for $$$$. They simpky wanted a good f'ing. That's what I heard nah.

I'm not sure but I also HEARD that quite a few of the gulz in that NDal apt were f'ing the webmaster on an almost daily for this one establishment so he could feature their provocative pics on the website's main page. They were taking turns every 2nd day or so. There were a few sites hanging off the legacy geocities so dide spread himself around decently well. 👀 This what I heard this nah.

lol 😂👀
 



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