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SAME OLD G

SAME OLD G

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Once upon a time in the virtual community of Swacpagia, there were two women. One was named Nita Mae, the other named DTown Jag. Nita Mae was from the country (not surprising with a name like Nita Mae). Dtown was from da hood (not surprising with a name like Dtown). Nita Mae was a high yella mofo. Dtown was on the darker side of brown. Nita Mae was married while Dtown was waiting to exhale Despite these contrasting differences, both women were the best of friends and did everthing together.

One day Nita Mae went to Dtown's crib to pay her a visit. But when the door was opened it was not Dtown who answered, it was...
 
it was not Dtown who answered, it was...

NastyNupe, wearing nothing more than a Coke and a Smile!

"WTF is you got your arse over here for, and WHERE is your DAYUM clothes?!" said Nita (whose name was Nita Mae only to the spares who didn't know her real name ... NITA LYNNE) :rolleyes:

LG, looking rather Nupefied at being caught (literally)
with his pants down, gathered his composure quickly, as he is kommonly kalled the king of kool ... the master of bation looked at Nita Lynne as if she had lost her COPPERTONED mind, rolled his eyes, sighed loudly, and said ...
 

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"Well I'll say", as he so eloquently puts it. :D

Dtown had to interject by greetin' her best bud with a high five and an offer to an Apple Martini. In the midst of the female bonding, NASTYNUPE started to get a lil' irate.........
 
lil irate...

...because Nita Mae's unexpected visit and lengthy stay made him lose his "formation". He knew how Sperm would feel, but he just couldn't resist asking...
 
but he just couldn't resist asking...

"Are those real?"

Knowing that there are no stupid questions, only stupid people who ask questions, Nita suppressed the urge to slap the grin off LG's face.

With a profound roll :rolleyes: of her eyes, Nita said, "Dammit, I guess I'm gonna have to show ya!" Slowly, she began to take off ...
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... her glasses, at which time she bucked her eyes at LG and shouted, "OF COURSE THEY'RE REAL, YOU LAME-O! WHY WOULD I HAVE ON THESE THICK ARSED GLASSES IF I HAD ON COLORED CONTACTS?! DAMN!!"

Wanda, ever the protector of all things penile, quickly stepped in and snapped at Nita ...
 
and snapped at Nita ...

"Gott dammit hefa!!! He ain't talking about yo gott dayum eyes, he talking about those two big ass...
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studs in your ears!"
Nita Mae, who by now is just a tad bid embarrassed, said to NastyNupe....
 
who the "L" is that??? She quickly puts her spectacles back on and realizes that it is Pis...er ah.. Panthro. " Whatchu doing up in heah," she questioned? He then gives a sheepish grin and lets on that he is fresh from a 4.2 (opps I mean 42) second excursion on the DTown X-press. Nitalean laughs so hard she begins to....
 
Nita's a tad bit embarrassed

Awww dayum my bad dawg....Mofos are usually sweatin' my eye color and wondering if they're real or not. Anyway, you never answered my initial querstion. "What is you doin' ova hea and where are your dayum clothes?"

:D
 
Lawd, not Mr. 42 sec himself. :lmao:

Well I guess since I've seen with my own 4 eyes that you are here with Dtown, the 42 sec rule must be an untruth.
 
Re: Nita's a tad bit embarrassed

Originally posted by Dtown Jag
Awww dayum my bad dawg....Mofos are usually sweatin' my eye color and wondering if they're real or not. Anyway, you never answered my initial querstion. "What is you doin' ova hea and where are your dayum clothes?"

:D
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Nervously, NastyNupe turned to Dtown who looked as if she was distancing herself from the situation. After about a 3 second pause, NastyNupe was about to answer Nita's question when all of a sudden there was a knock at the door. Relieved, NastyNupe still in his towel, ran to answer the door. When he opened it, it was...
 
Re: Re: Nita's a tad bit embarrassed

Originally posted by SAME OLD G


Nervously, NastyNupe turned to Dtown who looked as if she was distancing herself from the situation. After about a 3 second pause, NastyNupe was about to answer Nita's question when all of a sudden there was a knock at the door. Relieved, NastyNupe still in his towel, ran to answer the door. When he opened it, it was...
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It was gSU Spiwit....NN, sed well dayum what is this, the SWACpage hangout or what? Nita and Spirit began a conversation as if NN and Dtown weren't even in the room. After about 5 minutes or so, the phone rang......
 
After about 5 minutes or so, the phone rang......

Dtown answers the phone only to find out that it is Da Sperm calling for Nita. Dtown says, "Hold on Spermy let me go get her".

Dtown calls out, "Nitaaaaaaaa pick up the phone, its Sperm!!!!"

Seconds later Nita picks up the phone. "Whats up baby?" Nita realizes that Sperm is a little upset. "What seems to be the problem? Why are you yelling in my ear?"

Sperm (on the phone) frantically speaks, "Nita...Nita...you got to help me...I can't find it?"

Nita: Can't find what baby?

Sperm: My shirt!

Nita: What shirt Sperm?

Sperm: You know what shirt I am talking about! The shirt you bought me from TJ Maxx with the orange and white stripes...the one we took the picture in! :lmao:

Just at the moment, there was a beep on the phone. Another person was trying to call in. "Hold on Sperm, there is a call on the other line", Nita replied. When she answered the call, it was none other than...
 
was none other than...

...Phatback! He was calling from a remote location. He had suddenly realized the mistake he had just made and he wanted someone to help him out. He remembered all of the late night shoots D-Town did and he knew she was the only one that could save him.

Suddenly, Ms. Phatbackus burst through D-town's door! " #$%@^, Where is he? I know he's here!" Of course you know D-Town and her girls were not taking that; so she...
 
Re: was none other than...

Originally posted by BluBlood
...Phatback! He was calling from a remote location. He had suddenly realized the mistake he had just made and he wanted someone to help him out. He remembered all of the late night shoots D-Town did and he knew she was the only one that could save him.

Suddenly, Ms. Phatbackus burst through D-town's door! " #$%@^, Where is he? I know he's here!" Of course you know D-Town and her girls were not taking that; so she...
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So Dtown had sed in her Bernie Mac voice, "WTF is gowins oooonnn up in hea"? "Phatusbackus, I thought we didn't have another shoot until next week, did I miss something or what?"
By this point NN has had about all he can take. Too much drama and all these peeps have messed up his groove gettin'. :D

Dtown notices her man's dissatisfaction and commences to.........
 
...ripping off all of her clothes and running to the door trying to stop him :xeye:

"Pleeeeeeeeeze, Nasty! Don't go! :(
That was just my director on the phone! He was telling me about a new film opportunity, and he wanted you to be in it WITH ME!
So what do you say, honey???" :bawl:

After thinking for a moment, Nastynupe smiled...stuck out his chest, and said:
 

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"See what ya miss when ya ain't in no CLIQUE?"

Nita, having found Sperm's shirt over the phone (b/c he was too trife to find it himself), realized that NN had never answered her question.

Nita: LG!! I askeded you a LONG time ago what you was doin' over HEAH, and WHEAH are you dayum CLOTHES?!!?"

Nasty and DTown looked at each other. They knew that Nita's nosy arse wasn't going to rest until she had an answer to her question. NN glared at Nita, cleared his throat, and began to speak.

"Well, see, what had happened was," he began ...
 
he began.....

Originally posted by Vinita
"See what ya miss when ya ain't in no CLIQUE?"

Nita, having found Sperm's shirt over the phone (b/c he was too trife to find it himself), realized that NN had never answered her question.

Nita: LG!! I askeded you a LONG time ago what you was doin' over HEAH, and WHEAH are you dayum CLOTHES?!!?"

Nasty and DTown looked at each other. They knew that Nita's nosy arse wasn't going to rest until she had an answer to her question. NN glared at Nita, cleared his throat, and began to speak.

"Well, see, what had happened was," he began ...
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to lie....:lol:

NN was speechless...he tried to take the attention off of him, but that dayum Nita brought it back to life. Dtown had to interject by saying "Heffa, STFU....nunya is what we were doing...nunya dayum bitness."

After a brief moment of silence, the phone rang again....to everyone's surprise it was.....
 
...it was

...Blu! She was in town for the memorial weekend. No one knew what to do since they didn't know if she was real or not. :lmao:

"Er...yeah we can hang out" replied D-town. "But right now this is a bad time. I have to kick...er...escort Nita, Spirit and Ms. Phatbackus out. I'm on top of someone...er...I mean on top of something right now and I can't have any more interruptions. NN was waiting on D-Town in the bedroom. When she entered, the room was pitch black.
"Honey...turn on the lights", said D-Town.
"The lights are on", replied Nasty.
"WTF?" exclaimed D-Town.

The lights were indeed on. The room was filled by Nasty's enourmous...
 
...AFRO! :p


Yeah...this cat had THREE huge afros...one on his head and two underneath his arms.

"Dayum!" Dtown yelled...
"Why you got all dis dayum hair up in hea?"


He calmly said:
 
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