A PSA that's FYI!

[Vinita]

Anyone who is interested may have stock in my newly founded corporation, DGAF, Inc.

You may ask, "Why, Vinita, did you decide to start your own corporation?" Well, I'll tell you. Sometimes, I tend to let things get to me ... take things personally ... this usually occurs for about 2 hours ... then, I say, "**** THIS!! I DGAF about this here! I am ABOVE all this!" Once I do that, I feel much better!

So, I formed DGAF, Incorporated, for people like myself ... those who really just DGAF. All it takes to be a stockholder in DGAF, Inc. is a sincere, DGAF attitude.

There are no peons in DGAF. Everyone has an important title. Why? BECAUSE THEY GIVE IT TO THEMSELVES! All you have to do is give yourself a title ... one that describes you. For example ... you'll notice that Phatback, who is an avid drinker, is VP of Libation Procurement. Being the founder, I am the CEDiva. Although Suge won't admit it, he is the CEKnupe of DGAF, Inc. Now, if your skin is thin as onionskin paper, then DGAF is not for you, because, let's face it, you really DO GAF.

Don't think of this as a clic ... uh ... clique thing, because it ain't ... I don't like any of my stockholders ...



On second thought, you can construe it however you choose ... I DGAF, anyway!

 

[Robber]

I'm in. Just call me General Counsel of DGAF, Inc.

 

[MsJag4Jag]

Who GAF?

 

[Warndalyn]

Wassup wit all these darn acronyms

ROTF....now you STFU Nita.

Cuz don't nobody GAF.
:emlaugh:

 

[phatback]

DGAF is where it's at !!!

I think this organization is going to be a popular one. If not, I really DGAF.

And I mean that......

 

[Ntelekt]

Bankrupcy!

C'mon now, CEDiva..

You DGAF and your chairman, Joe Shmoe DGAF...

But how can you truly know that your stockholders REALLY DGAF?

I mean, hey...you DGAF about them anyway, but some DGAF stock may be going to DGAF members who DGAF about DGAF, Inc.

Or...what if they DGAF about the CEDiva who already DGAF????

I'm asking because I DGAF but I'm not DGAF.

Hell...you DGAF whether I explain that I DGAF anyway!

 

[Tara]

Coordinator of Arse Shaking - Down South Division
DGAF, Inc.

 

[Warndalyn]

LMAO @ Nnnny.:


I see you DGAF either huh?
:emlaugh:

 

[Vinita]

Dammit, boy!

Innalek's title is OVER-ANALYST, DGAF, Inc.

 

[MsJag4Jag]

******fell out*******

Coordinator of Arse Shaking - Down South Division
DGAF, Inc.

 

[J-State Tiger]

In-House Counsel - DGAF, Inc a subsidiary of KMBA Corp.

 

[Ntelekt]

Originally posted by Dtown Jag
LMAO @ Nnnny.:


I see you DGAF either huh?
:emlaugh:

I see that you DGAF about reading this carefully...

I DGAF about DGAF, nor do I own stock in DGAF (although it is interesting in a DGAF kinda way)
But aye...they DGAF what I do...but I DGAF anyway.

So to answer your question...:idea:

I just DGAF!

Hmmmm...now that KMBA shows some promise for the future!

 

[Vinita]

Yes, yes, he is the OVER-ANALYST of DGAF, Inc. a subsidiary of KMBA Corp.

 

[Ntelekt]

Oh hell naw!!!

Nita,



I DGAF what that title you GAVE me(I see that you DGAF about your own rules)...so you can KMBA!

*Title coming later...*

 

[Vinita]

Okay, Innalek!

*tapping my foot and waiting impatiently for my Over-Analyst to change his title*

 

[Ntelekt]

Okay, Niter...

I am the Business Analyst Division's Accounts Systems Specialist of KMBA.

:idea:

Or you can just call me Mr. BADASS, for short!


*No...I DGAF about contracting out to other companies....*

 

[BluBlood]

Do you think someone GAF about your lil "clique"? I don't have to be a member of DGAF Inc to not GAF and if you think I do, you can KMBBA!!! :emlaugh:

 

[Ntelekt]

Oh yeah?????

Uhhh, Blu....

Can you VERIFY that extra "B" in there?


*wondering if she has a permanent position, or is just an intern...*

 

[BluBlood]

It could be anything you want Ntelekt!!! Big, Beautiful, *****y, Buxom, bouyant...

 

[Ntelekt]

Originally posted by BluBlood
It could be anything you want Ntelekt!!! Big, Beautiful, *****y, Buxom, bouyant...

Uhhh...do you have a co-op set up for next semester yet?

 

[GramTigress]

Hmm...

I just may have to purchase some DGAF, Inc stock, b/c sometimes I just DGAF.

 

[BluBlood]

Intern...

 

[Vinita]

I'm saying nothing while saying something ...

Because I like to be on top, and I DGAF who has a problem with it!

 

[jelli]

I don't GAF if you don't want me in your clique... I'm joining anyway....because there are a lot times when I DGAF..so naw. Let see whats my title........thinking.....thinking...:idea: Ah s***t I DGAF about a title .....:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:

 

[MightyDog]

I would like to join this organization, but I must ask a question to be sure that I could talk about it in Summer Smack School.


Would you all who are already members of D.G.A.F or G.A.F. allow members of the Dawgpound to join if we beat GSU, SU and JSU?

Miss President could you be the first to respond to the question.

I hope D.G.A.F is not the same as D.G.A.R.A.