A prayer for Gram Crackas From LuvTheboom


THEESwacProphet

THEESwacProphet

THEE SWACs Neighborhood Prophet
Bishop luv the boom will now pray for Gram crackas....

Gram crackas bow your heads!

Dear god,

Bring back Eddie to save em, see if kinkaid can come back for a 5th year at quarterback , give them a field goal kicker, give them lil Richard with the retarded strength too line up on the line, give them toothless joe with the stick bomb on his hands , give hickbottum a strong back for how many times he gone be on it , pray for they mascot hopefully he don’t get beat down like how we did em back in the day during halftime.... and lord if Gram crackas think they gone win this game... wake them up tell them stop dreaming tell em to carry the whole broke down gray hound bus with two spares and two real tires back down 81 because k state did this lord... forgive j state lord forgive em for we know what we have to do so help us god.. Amen

Gram crackas get ready... bring yo just as sorry arses to jack town, check yo arse into the grambling L hotel , eat yo chitterlings and rations and catch this size 0-5 where the sun don’t shine...
 



BraveMan97 said:
This is like watching two sissies getting ready to fight.
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Man you stay out of this brave.... we got something for yall later on this year... wait your damn turn.... it's not like we talking about how fortunate and lucky ya'll mitches over there in the sticks and trees have been... god don't like ugly.... we talking about god's team j state right now... sit yo ass down somewhere.
 
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GRAM4LIFE said:
Let me know when you stop Sonic Popping all over the country. K?
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Let me know when you stop kidding yourself. Your season is over after Saturday. Come to the alter and repent your wicked ways over there in muscle milk country worshiping false hope and profits as j state rises up with all power in its foot on some gram cracka ass....
 
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LuvTheBoom16 said:
Let me know when you stop kidding yourself. Your season is over after Saturday. Come to the alter and repent your wicked ways over there in muscle milk country worshiping false hope and profits as j state rises up with all power in its foot on some gram cracka ass....
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You don’t have the power to raise your voice let alone all that gibberish you just vomited.
 
GRAM4LIFE said:
You don’t have the power to raise your voice let alone all that gibberish you just vomited.
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BE Silent and get ready ! Smackalations chapter 2 verse 3 Gram cracka shall hunger no more as Thee Jackson State feeds them a right hook biscuit and left upper cut (2 piece chicken) and a L.. run up get smacked up sorry gram cracka
 
Do you wonder ever if Jackson will hire a good coach again? Not an above .500 coach but one who wins at least one championship?
 
GRAM4LIFE said:
Do you wonder ever if Jackson will hire a good coach again? Not an above .500 coach but one who wins at least one championship?
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Who was Fobbs without Simmons and Dooley , cause as soon as they left ... yalls championship era ended. Do you ever wonder if Fobbs was carried by his assistants?
 
LuvTheBoom16 said:
Who was Fobbs without Simmons and Dooley , cause as soon as they left ... yalls championship era ended. Do you ever wonder if Fobbs was carried by his assistants?
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Since we haven’t hired a head coach who hasn’t won a championship since pre-Eddie, we aren’t worried. What say you?
 
This is one of those churches where the Pastor serves as the trustee and deacon and is 63 and resembles a greasy pimp. They have 3 ushers who come to you with their hand open and take your gum.....they have 9 deaconesses and all their husbands dead and nobody knows how to become a deaconess....the pastor's wife is 35 and thinks that her husband is the best man ever but for some reason she has to fight a byach every other first Sunday. The pastor got 4 outside kids with 3 of the deaconess's daughters. The minister of music is flamer and always hanging out around the pastor's study. They always got a damn building fund but ain't even installed a new door knob.
 
The Founder said:
This is one of those churches where the Pastor serves as the trustee and deacon and is 63 and resembles a greasy pimp. They have 3 ushers who come to you with their hand open and take your gum.....they have 9 deaconesses and all their husbands dead and nobody knows how to become a deaconess....the pastor's wife is 35 and thinks that her husband is the best man ever but for some reason she has to fight a byach every other first Sunday. The pastor got 4 outside kids with 3 of the deaconess's daughters. The minister of music is flamer and always hanging out around the pastor's study. They always got a damn building fund but ain't even installed a new door knob.
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Ahhh yes guest member founders we gathered a collection for you to take back to that country church that’s seen better days over there in gram crackas vine off 81 that has the following facilities .... we praying for y’all we really are.... when you got to rely on a j state win to stay sane we need to stop talking football and pray for your program hopefully y’all get better after 0-5... bless your heart.
 

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LuvTheBoom16 said:
Ahhh yes guest member founders we gathered a collection for you to take back to that country church that’s seen better days over there in gram crackas vine off 81 that has the following facilities .... we praying for y’all we really are.... when you got to rely on a j state win to stay sane we need to stop talking football and pray for your program hopefully y’all get better after 0-5...
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Piccilo player a mothereffer!!!!!
 
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