JSU been SUcks Faulking PAPI!!!


THEESwacProphet

THEESwacProphet

THEE SWACs Neighborhood Prophet
JAGS get ya’ll azz up in here… & get this work! We the Papi , Daddy, and Provider.. I ain’t lying !!

We get Prime…

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SUcks follows behind Thee and LITERALLY plucks off Prime staff to go get their Great value version of Prime

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Thee sucks for 6 plus year's

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Y’all follow it up by not only being IRRELEVANT since COVID , but having this ninja deliver one of the worse seasons in y’all history…




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Thee best recruit in our schools history, Travis Hunter carries a stuffed animal..
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Y’all red stick ninjas went and got yall a 5’6 short king who wet the bed with a Chucky Doll in his hands…

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Be yourself SUcks, Thee been did that. Come on in thee rooom…. Come on in thee room! Come on in thee room!!! Maury Chapter 18 verse 77 says tiger foot! Son from that school in red stick azz….
 
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All voodoo dolls, incense sticks, and midgets will be confiscated at thee front gate. Thee already went to your Creole momma outside Red Stick and she said she ain’t claiming no mustard colored wearing ninjas playing like some punks. Her words not mine. She said ya’ll run Louisiana like a bunch of sissy’s and think y’all should act like UAB and take a two year retirement.
 
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You wrote a whole paragraph of Louisiana jokes because football receipts are running low just like y'all funds. Keep confiscating voodoo dolls. We might need to confiscate all those JSU excuses after the game. We gon turn off all the lights at Veterans Memorial Burial Stadium. BTW, I've been hearing it smell like dead rodents in that stadium. Get that shyt fix before we our Jaguar nation arrive. We dont need no distractions!
 
patsnation80 said:
You wrote a whole paragraph of Louisiana jokes because football receipts are running low just like y'all funds. Keep confiscating voodoo dolls. We might need to confiscate all those JSU excuses after the game. We gon turn off all the lights at Veterans Memorial Burial Stadium. BTW, I've been hearing it smell like dead rodents in that stadium. Get that shyt fix before we our Jaguar nation arrive. We dont need no distractions!
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It does smell like rodents Jag ! It’s true ! It’s damn true! And it’s intentional! Your creole mama said ya’ll low down high yellas got yalls finest voodoo concoctions ready for us. After taking azz whooping after azz whooping after all these years… we got to ensure ya’lls visit to the Vet is as inconvenient as possible.

We will run out of water before the pukebox play one note, we will turn the AC off in the visiting locker room, we will be unleashing them big arse mosquitos on yall side to bite the hell out of ya’ll players and fans, and we even killed a skunk and put it in the visiting locker room too! Suffer.!

Come on in thee rooom, Jag 😂😂
 
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By the time we finish with yall on Saturday, yall be lucky to have 10,000 in attendance going forward outside of Homecoming. lol
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Your faulking coarch told us to onside kick it on ya’ll , it’ll probably work. And, he wishes he could cut or fire his own players. Bama probably so concussed from his playing days he think he’s playing ole piss this week. Great value Prime going to get his official welcome to the SWAC foot in azz packet.
 
THEESwacProphet said:
JAGS get ya’ll azz up in here… & get this work! We the Papi , Daddy, and Provider.. I ain’t lying !!

We get Prime…

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SUcks follows behind Thee and LITERALLY plucks off Prime staff to go get their Great value version of Prime

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Thee sucks for 6 plus year's

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Y’all follow it up by not only being IRRELEVANT since COVID , but having this ninja deliver one of the worse seasons in y’all history…




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Thee best recruit in our schools history, Travis Hunter carries a stuffed animal..
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Y’all red stick ninjas went and got yall a 5’6 short king who wet the bed with a Chucky Doll in his hands…

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Be yourself SUcks, Thee been did that. Come on in thee rooom…. Come on in thee room! Come on in thee room!!! Maury Chapter 18 verse 77 says tiger foot! Son from that school in red stick azz….
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How about FIRST achieving the all-time head-to-head wins advantage before declaring yourselves someone's Baby Daddy? It wasn't 5 minutes ago that you simps were annually gagging on one Dawson Odums. See you on Saturday! 😼

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THEESwacProphet said:
All voodoo dolls, incense sticks, and midgets will be confiscated at thee front gate. Thee already went to your Creole momma outside Red Stick and she said she ain’t claiming no mustard colored wearing ninjas playing like some punks. Her words not mine. She said ya’ll run Louisiana like a bunch of sissy’s and think y’all should act like UAB and take a two year retirement.
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Please tell me a J-Stank supporter is not talking about someone else being a "sissy"?


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Self-Smack at its best. 🤣😂😅
 
MUMFORD said:
How about FIRST achieving the all-time head-to-head wins advantage before declaring yourselves someone's Baby Daddy? It wasn't 5 minutes ago that you simps were annually gagging on one Dawson Odums. See you on Saturday! 😼

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And then yall high yellas got funny with the money and he bounced. Tell the class what happens when we win Saturday what happens to that little series lead 😂
 
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Please tell me a J-Stank supporter is not talking about someone else being a "sissy"?


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Self-Smack at its best. 🤣😂😅
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Hold on skool… is that VHS footage ? Cruel and uncalled for. It’s 2026! Have you no shame! I ain’t say nothing about them high yella punks that do all the dolls dance moves next to the pukebox.

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Bamas should be playing on the o line or d line but up there throwing 8 counts with grills on and blu store chicken grease on their lips! I feel sorry for your creole mothers!!
 



THEESwacProphet said:
Hold on skool… is that VHS footage ? Cruel and uncalled for. It’s 2026! Have you no shame! I ain’t say nothing about them high yella punks that do all the dolls dance moves next to the pukebox.

View: https://youtu.be/7X-yildAbmY?is=ZbAt_WUojohD3d5w


Bamas should be playing on the o line or d line but up there throwing 8 counts with grills on and blu store chicken grease on their lips! I feel sorry for your creole mothers!!
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Bro. You can't be serious. JSU was the forerunner for all this mess. Or do you want to conveniently forget that too? 🌈🤣😂🤣😅😎

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MUMFORD said:
Bro. You can't be serious. JSU was the forerunner for all this mess. Or do you want to conveniently forget that too? 🌈🤣😂🤣😅😎

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This is what we’ve been reduced to Skool?
It ain’t about football? but the way someone swing is what stuck out most to you ? Okay fine, we founded Madea putting belt to azz on the big screen.

The fact remains though, Thee will run Louisiana for that school in red stick…off the simple fact…
 

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THEESwacProphet said:
This is what we’ve been reduced to Skool?
It ain’t about football? but the way someone swing is what stuck out most to respond too ? Okay fine, we founded Madea putting belt to azz on the big screen.

The fact remains though, Thee will run Louisiana for that school in red stick…
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That band school by the water ain’t been right since Nelson Mandela took his last breath… whether it was us or the Indians… they always gone bottom trick to the sip. It’s in SUcks DNA.
 
MUMFORD said:
How about FIRST achieving the all-time head-to-head wins advantage before declaring yourselves someone's Baby Daddy? It wasn't 5 minutes ago that you simps were annually gagging on one Dawson Odums. See you on Saturday! 😼

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We have before you only went back up after the bell and post comegy years.
 
THEESwacProphet said:
This is what we’ve been reduced to Skool?
It ain’t about football? but the way someone swing is what stuck out most to you ? Okay fine, we founded Madea putting belt to azz on the big screen.

The fact remains though, Thee will run Louisiana for that school in red stick…off the simple fact…
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Uh, no. Nice deflection. YOU took the thread in that direction, and I obliged. :rolleyes:😾



See you on Saturday.
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