JSU been SUcks Faulking PAPI!!!


THEESwacProphet

THEE SWACs Neighborhood Prophet
JAGS get ya’ll azz up in here… & get this work! We the Papi , Daddy, and Provider.. I ain’t lying !!

We get Prime…

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SUcks follows behind Thee and LITERALLY plucks off Prime staff to go get their Great value version of Prime

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Thee sucks for 6 plus year's

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Y’all follow it up by not only being IRRELEVANT since COVID , but having this ninja deliver one of the worse seasons in y’all history…




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Thee best recruit in our schools history, Travis Hunter carries a stuffed animal..
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Y’all red stick ninjas went and got yall a 5’6 short king who wet the bed with a Chucky Doll in his hands…

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Be yourself SUcks, Thee been did that. Come on in thee rooom…. Come on in thee room! Come on in thee room!!! Maury Chapter 18 verse 77 says tiger foot! Son from that school in red stick azz….
 
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All voodoo dolls, incense sticks, and midgets will be confiscated at thee front gate. Thee already went to your Creole momma outside Red Stick and she said she ain’t claiming no mustard colored wearing ninjas playing like some punks. Her words not mine. She said ya’ll run Louisiana like a bunch of sissy’s and think y’all should act like UAB and take a two year retirement.
 
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You wrote a whole paragraph of Louisiana jokes because football receipts are running low just like y'all funds. Keep confiscating voodoo dolls. We might need to confiscate all those JSU excuses after the game. We gon turn off all the lights at Veterans Memorial Burial Stadium. BTW, I've been hearing it smell like dead rodents in that stadium. Get that shyt fix before we our Jaguar nation arrive. We dont need no distractions!
 
You wrote a whole paragraph of Louisiana jokes because football receipts are running low just like y'all funds. Keep confiscating voodoo dolls. We might need to confiscate all those JSU excuses after the game. We gon turn off all the lights at Veterans Memorial Burial Stadium. BTW, I've been hearing it smell like dead rodents in that stadium. Get that shyt fix before we our Jaguar nation arrive. We dont need no distractions!

It does smell like rodents Jag ! It’s true ! It’s damn true! And it’s intentional! Your creole mama said ya’ll low down high yellas got yalls finest voodoo concoctions ready for us. After taking azz whooping after azz whooping after all these years… we got to ensure ya’lls visit to the Vet is as inconvenient as possible.

We will run out of water before the pukebox play one note, we will turn the AC off in the visiting locker room, we will be unleashing them big arse mosquitos on yall side to bite the hell out of ya’ll players and fans, and we even killed a skunk and put it in the visiting locker room too! Suffer.!

Come on in thee rooom, Jag 😂😂
 
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By the time we finish with yall on Saturday, yall be lucky to have 10,000 in attendance going forward outside of Homecoming. lol
Your faulking coarch told us to onside kick it on ya’ll , it’ll probably work. And, he wishes he could cut or fire his own players. Bama probably so concussed from his playing days he think he’s playing ole piss this week. Great value Prime going to get his official welcome to the SWAC foot in azz packet.
 
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