jsu aka Buffalo Resume'


JROCK

JROCK

Preeminent
Jackson State University
Athletic Resume’​

Other known names: Buffalo

Objective: To embarrass the SWAC out of conference, in conference, in post season play and just generally stinking up the place.

Work History:
Haven’t won an NCAA post season baseball game in 34 years
Haven’t won a NCAA post season basketball Tourney game in 34 years
Have the dubious distinction of being 0-13 in FCS playoffs.
Captured 1 SWAC Football Championship title in 16 years.
Hired James Bell and exalted him as the Mississippi Moses.

Hobbies:
Dreaming about a Dome as our football facilities.
Fantasizing about a beat writer at the Clarion Ledger

Community Activity:
Smacking opposing basketball team players below the belt on national television
Finishing 3rd to Alcorn State and Mississippi Valley in NCAA Tourney basketball appearances.
One year removed from trailing Mississippi Valley in Commissioner Cup Standings

Future Aspirations:
Moving to Conference USA on current 5.8 million dollar budget.
 
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Addendum to Resume Work History:

1st team to lose SCG
Last team to lose SCG
Traveled to D-2 New Haven
 
Kicks su's ass frequently in football in the modern football age. The last SWAC baseball team to appear in the NCAA tournament while a certain team was stuck at home watching and cheering.:lmao:

The only SWAC team to have pimp slapped su at Mumfy the last two appearances there and told 'em where to go.:lol::lol:

I got more if you need 'em. You KNOW I do.
 
At least the starter of this thread is consistent. 5:30am in the morning JSU is on his mind.
4:30pm in the evening, guess whose on his mind?!:lmao::lmao:
 
JayRob said:
The only SWAC team to have pimp slapped su at Mumfy the last two appearances there and told 'em where to go.:lol::lol:
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Hold on, we've beat them the last 5 years with the last 4 being played in Louisiana (Shreveport & Baton Rouge)

Carry on.........
 
Fiyah said:
Hold on, we've beat them the last 5 years with the last 4 being played in Louisiana (Shreveport & Baton Rouge)

Carry on.........
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Damn Fiyah....THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!! YALL LET PV BEAT YALL FIVE STRAIGHT YEARS??!! DAMN!!! Talk about resume'?!:lmao::lmao:
 
JayRob said:
Don't have me bring up Jindal and cut programs since you talking about athletics. Now :eek: :dead: that. LOL!!

That damn Jindal.:pimp:
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Bring him and the cut programs up, since you know so much about SU. Let's hear it. :goof:
 



Uh, wait. Don't we have the same amount of SWAC Championships? And haven't we won one in the last 7 years? When was the last time Sub-average University won one? And someone is calling us Buffalo Bills? LOL!!!
 
Blacknbengal said:
Uh, wait. Don't we have the same amount of SWAC Championships? And haven't we won one in the last 7 years? When was the last time Sub-average University won one? And someone is calling us Buffalo Bills? LOL!!!
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Uh wait, apparently some dumba$$ drunkmonkey said jstank had waaaayyyy more Conf titles in football than SU. You might want to get him straight on that before he sets foot on Mumford Stadium. :swink:

Oh and wait, when was the last time you beat SU twice in football in the same year with regards to regular season AND SCG?

LOL!
 
Jax said:
Uh wait, apparently some dumba$$ drunkmonkey said jstank had waaaayyyy more Conf titles in football than SU. You might want to get him straight on that before he sets foot on Mumford Stadium. :swink:

Oh and wait, when was the last time you beat SU twice in football in the same year with regards to regulaWr season AND SCG?

LOL!
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Was it in 2007? Oh I forgot, you all wasn't there. What about 2008? Nope, you all wasn't there. What about 2013? Nope, wasn't there. Well hell, when was the last time you all was there?
 
Blacknbengal said:
Was it in 2007? Oh I forgot, you all wasn't there. What about 2008? Nope, you all wasn't there. What about 2013? Nope, wasn't there. Well hell, when was the last time you all was there?
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Apparently Jstank NEVER beat yalls pappy(SU) in the same season with regards to football. I think Gram and UAPB hold that same distinction. :lol:

Oh...and doesn't your sorry ass team hold a 1-3 record in B Ham with regards to the SCG? :lol:

Oh but wait, yall just satisfied with going, with apparently NO aspirations of even winning. That 1-3 record is evident of that.

Just getting there is good enough for jackson stank.

:lol:
 
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Future Aspirations Addendum:

To make a White Boy the greatest Mississippi SWAC QB Over Steve McNair.

So far: Steve Harran, Casey Therrihault, Clayton Moore= Attempt Failed.
 
Jax said:
Apparently Jstank NEVER beat yalls pappy(SU) in the same season with regards to football. I think Gram and UAPB hold that same distinction. :lol:

Oh...and doesn't your sorry ass team hold a 1-3 record in B Ham with regards to the SCG? :lol:

Oh but wait, yall just satisfied with going, with apparently NO aspirations of even winning. That 1-3 record is evident of that.

Just getting there is good enough for jackson stank.

:lol:
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When was the last time you guys where there so we could beat you all twice in a season? Hell, if you all can't get there, "It ain't our fault". (Thanks Silk tha Shocker). That was the last time you all was there. When Silk was still rapping that song, huh? Maybe Duer needs to drop the requirements for wins so you all can make it.
 
Blacknbengal said:
Was it in 2007? Oh I forgot, you all wasn't there. What about 2008? Nope, you all wasn't there. What about 2013? Nope, wasn't there. Well hell, when was the last time you all was there?
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I don't think his kids were even born since su last played in Birmingham.:lmao:
 
BRAVEHEART123 said:
Future Aspirations Addendum:

To make a White Boy the greatest Mississippi SWAC QB Over Steve McNair.

So far: Steve Harran, Casey Therrihault, Clayton Moore= Attempt Failed.
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Future aspirations: To make the first White headcoach a SWAC champion. Well, we KNOW that ain't happening this year.:lol:
 
Community Activity Addendum:

Wins the BET Award for Worst SWAC Moment on Cable Television:

1. JSU gets snakebitten on BET by FAMU in Memorial 45-7. Most embarrassing moment in BET SWAC History.

2. Dr. Johnny says, "Pake the Funt".
 
BRAVEHEART123 said:
Community Activity Addendum:

Wins the BET Award for Worst SWAC Moment on Cable Television:

1. JSU gets snakebitten on BET by FAMU in Memorial 45-7. Most embarrassing moment in BET SWAC History.

2. Dr. Johnny says, "Pake the Funt".
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Wait, what? 0-11 is "worser" than anything in the "pass". And you all and TiSsUE hold those honors. Not even Bell stooped that low. But the Good Ole Reverend Dr. did.
 
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