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<marquee> “Covering the SWAC like Red Beans on Rice!!! </marquee>
Down to the Nitty Gritty!
Top Ten- 2012 Football Pre-Season Ranking
1) Southern University Football Jaguars- The illustrious Stump Mitchell has worked his strategic plan to perfection thus far ( year 1- recruit players, year 2- control the state of Alabama and year 3 win the SCG) so don’t look for anything to change. The Jaguars are poised to bring normalcy back to the SWAC universe and will be as potent as an unmanned drone searching for Al Qaeda operatives. In other news the Obama Administration has requested the Human Juke Box to perform at his victory celebration. Yes my friends the sun is still gold and sky blue. Is this a coincidence? I think not!!! :bowdown:
2) The Gump Honey Bees- Fresh from having dreams about having a belly dancing harem, untold of wealth and Bama State moving to the FBS, Reggie Barlow's bees are buzzing and experiencing a championship mirage complete with palm trees and tropical drinks served with a straw dipped in a coconut. Some would think that the formaldehyde from the former trailers/weight room has taken its toll. However, look for the Bees to have a banner year and be one of the best bride’s maid the SWAC has ever seen. :clap:
3) Country Grambling- Head Coach Doug Williams enter the 2012 season under the tutelage, advisement, direction, instructions, guardianship of the diabolical, shrewd, Southern University counselor and 2nd AA congressman from Louisiana since Reconstruction, one Cleo Fields. Unfortunately, esquire Fields area of expertise isn’t football and there is not another rabbit in Grambling hat via the gridiron this season. The Pine Cone Tree Nation is split on Doug being the head coach in spite of his 4 conference titles in 7 years. Apparently matriculating in North Louisiana is the catalyst for turning some to crack. The pussy cats can muster no more than a SWAC west runner up this year. :x:
4) Jacob State- The Blue Bengals storm into the 2012 season with the state of Alabama’s HBCU programs rear end still jammed on their front windshield. Coach Bookman has nightmares about a bully taking his donuts, being robbed at Stamp Burgers and Bama State or AAMU going to the SCG again. The once proud program (a long, long, long time ago) becomes extremely mediocre at the QB position and are exposed as frauds. In other news the Sonic Boom has accepted an invitation to perform for the Tea Party at the Republican National Convention, refused pay and expressed the honor of being summoned. :shame:
5) Rural Reservation-After mistreating Boss Spears and potentially contributing to his legal revenue stream, the Braves have solicited the services of a Dixie singing Ole Miss graduate. The Braves are looking for a game changing experience regardless of how they have it. Winning the eastern division will be as difficult as Braveheart gaining access to the War Party. Highlight of the Braves season will be winning the Capital City Classic as JSU by definition will bend over just based on who the team is led by. In the words of Louis Armstrong, "What a Wonderful World." :smash:
<marquee> “Covering the SWAC like Red Beans on Rice!!! </marquee>
Down to the Nitty Gritty!
Top Ten- 2012 Football Pre-Season Ranking
1) Southern University Football Jaguars- The illustrious Stump Mitchell has worked his strategic plan to perfection thus far ( year 1- recruit players, year 2- control the state of Alabama and year 3 win the SCG) so don’t look for anything to change. The Jaguars are poised to bring normalcy back to the SWAC universe and will be as potent as an unmanned drone searching for Al Qaeda operatives. In other news the Obama Administration has requested the Human Juke Box to perform at his victory celebration. Yes my friends the sun is still gold and sky blue. Is this a coincidence? I think not!!! :bowdown:
2) The Gump Honey Bees- Fresh from having dreams about having a belly dancing harem, untold of wealth and Bama State moving to the FBS, Reggie Barlow's bees are buzzing and experiencing a championship mirage complete with palm trees and tropical drinks served with a straw dipped in a coconut. Some would think that the formaldehyde from the former trailers/weight room has taken its toll. However, look for the Bees to have a banner year and be one of the best bride’s maid the SWAC has ever seen. :clap:
3) Country Grambling- Head Coach Doug Williams enter the 2012 season under the tutelage, advisement, direction, instructions, guardianship of the diabolical, shrewd, Southern University counselor and 2nd AA congressman from Louisiana since Reconstruction, one Cleo Fields. Unfortunately, esquire Fields area of expertise isn’t football and there is not another rabbit in Grambling hat via the gridiron this season. The Pine Cone Tree Nation is split on Doug being the head coach in spite of his 4 conference titles in 7 years. Apparently matriculating in North Louisiana is the catalyst for turning some to crack. The pussy cats can muster no more than a SWAC west runner up this year. :x:
4) Jacob State- The Blue Bengals storm into the 2012 season with the state of Alabama’s HBCU programs rear end still jammed on their front windshield. Coach Bookman has nightmares about a bully taking his donuts, being robbed at Stamp Burgers and Bama State or AAMU going to the SCG again. The once proud program (a long, long, long time ago) becomes extremely mediocre at the QB position and are exposed as frauds. In other news the Sonic Boom has accepted an invitation to perform for the Tea Party at the Republican National Convention, refused pay and expressed the honor of being summoned. :shame:
5) Rural Reservation-After mistreating Boss Spears and potentially contributing to his legal revenue stream, the Braves have solicited the services of a Dixie singing Ole Miss graduate. The Braves are looking for a game changing experience regardless of how they have it. Winning the eastern division will be as difficult as Braveheart gaining access to the War Party. Highlight of the Braves season will be winning the Capital City Classic as JSU by definition will bend over just based on who the team is led by. In the words of Louis Armstrong, "What a Wonderful World." :smash:
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