JagHammer
Senior Troll
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My church has a pretty old priest, he has to be in his late eighties, who will do like one or two masses a week. During his homilies he will often tell three or four jokes, and this one was probably his best. I don't remember all of it but paraphrasing it goes:
There was a high school cheerleading squad that died in a bus accident. When they got to heaven they were met by St. Peter at the gate into heaven. He asked the first girl if she had done anything with any boys, and she said to St. Peter that she had held a boys hand, so St. Peter told her to wash her hands in the holy water before entering heaven. St. Peter then asked the second girl the same question, and she said she had kissed a boy, so Peter told her to wash her lips in holy water before entering heaven. Then Peter noticed two farther back in line girls arguing over their position in line. Peter asked the girls what was going on, and the one girl said to him, "I'm not gargling that after she sits in it."
My church has a pretty old priest, he has to be in his late eighties, who will do like one or two masses a week. During his homilies he will often tell three or four jokes, and this one was probably his best. I don't remember all of it but paraphrasing it goes:
There was a high school cheerleading squad that died in a bus accident. When they got to heaven they were met by St. Peter at the gate into heaven. He asked the first girl if she had done anything with any boys, and she said to St. Peter that she had held a boys hand, so St. Peter told her to wash her hands in the holy water before entering heaven. St. Peter then asked the second girl the same question, and she said she had kissed a boy, so Peter told her to wash her lips in holy water before entering heaven. Then Peter noticed two farther back in line girls arguing over their position in line. Peter asked the girls what was going on, and the one girl said to him, "I'm not gargling that after she sits in it."
