Five things chicks don't get about us


I gotta give you an e-five.

Thanks JH! :)

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HGTV and Overhaulin'

That Overhaulin' show has me seriously thinking about buying a classic car and letting Chip Foose overhaul it. Like a '75 Corvette Stingray or something .... :nod:


Overhaulin's back on? New episodes?
 
Speaking of "Overhaulin", I wonder what the gas mileage on those vehicles is. I wouldn't mind them turning my 92 Camry into a gas guzzling monster. Lawd knows my car needs to be Overhauled...:lol:
 
The way to a man's heart is not his stomach, it's his mother.

The woman wears the dress and the pants at home.

Most of you all are minute men

You all like receiving but not giving

You all never grow up

Good one. Gotta admit, you were correct about 4 out of 5. :lol:
 
You did good son with 2,3 and 4, but ain't no grown azz man got no business playing video games and please never, ever admit to knowing all the story lines on the Simpson's. :shame:
2. I don't want to be "fixed" or "figured out" and am not interested in assisting in any efforts to do so.

3. We watch sports and root for certain teams not so much because of the athletic contests themselves but because if our team wins, it proves we're better than people who root for other teams.

4. We don't care if you almost fell in because we left the seat up. We think you should have glanced at the toilet before you sat down.
 
You did good son with 2,3 and 4, but ain't no grown azz man got no business playing video games and please never, ever admit to knowing all the story lines on the Simpson's. :shame:

My grown ass play video games and I'm 30. No shame at all...
 
You did good son with 2,3 and 4, but ain't no grown azz man got no business playing video games and please never, ever admit to knowing all the story lines on the Simpson's. :shame:

Every year that Madden comes out electronic and video game stores are full of adult men buying that game. Man, you should have seen how many folks were salivating over Call of Duty Black Operations. There was even a commercial that feature every day average working adults (including Kobe Bryant) playing the game.

In fact, there are professional video game leagues. I hardly know anyone my age who doesn't play video games -- at least the sports theme games. LOL

Oh, I think it's more shameful to know the lyrics to Chris Brown and Trey Songs cuts than it is know the lines from old Simpsons episodes. LOL.

Besides, I really quote a lot from Major League and Bull Durham more than anything.
 



but we know u seeing some parts of the puzzy; everybody in this thread aint doing that

I suggest we throw a party for all the folks who've seen "some parts of puzzy." You buy the soft drinks and the food. I'll buy all the party favors, banners, streamers, confetti and make up the flyers. It will be a good time to say the least.

Then later we can throw another party for those who've seen "all of the puzzy." That will be a bigger bash that will include fireworks, strobe lights, a disco ball and and music produced by DJ Khaled!
 
So I guess you want be invited to your own party huh? :shame: Cause we know you ain't seen no parts of the na na. ::crazy::rolly::
I suggest we throw a party for all the folks who've seen "some parts of puzzy." You buy the soft drinks and the food. I'll buy all the party favors, banners, streamers, confetti and make up the flyers. It will be a good time to say the least.

Then later we can throw another party for those who've seen "all of the puzzy." That will be a bigger bash that will include fireworks, strobe lights, a disco ball and and music produced by DJ Khaled!
 
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