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Makaho Bedrock
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I normally don't like to recycle Smack, but since these USMalltime losers have come to the board, I will make an exception, since they just don't seem to get that no matter what, we do not respect them, because they are smalltime.
USM posters, sometimes your Wealth of Ignorance astounds me. You fit in around here about as much as Michael Jackson does in the Taliban. But you seem to think that SWACposters actually care about the Incoherent Ramblings in your posts. So I decided that since you just don't "Get It". I will try to convey how we feel about your presence here via a song since music is the universal language.
I chose the song Stan by "Eminem/Slim Shady", that pretty much everyone, including you, should know, since they played the "Hell" out of it on T.V. & Radio.
It's a little dated but it applies for the situation. So without further adieu, I will let DIDO and EMINEM break it down for you lames !!!
(Sung to the tune of Stan)
The tears fall down I'm wondering why, that USM posts at all.
The Suck AZZ eagles have no Smack Board and their College has no "Balls".
Even though they are Div. 1-A....they still get no respect.
It just reminds them, the SWAC posters, will keep their AZZ in check !!!
Dear SWAC page, I'm your biggest fan!
I liked this board so much I chose to leave the Klan !
Just because we have no respect don't mean I can't "Fit-In"!
I mean "after all" you did just let us In !
I'm from a different world, but you don't give a F***!
I can't help it if Conference USA Sucks!
I just wanna hang with the Players of the S.W.A.C !!!
P.S, I'll kill myself if you don't write me Back !!
I know their Conference really sucks AZZ?.and that they have no fans!
But don't you let these losers fool ya?their azz ain't left the Klan!
Hattiesburg sucks azz as a city, the place would make you Gag!
It just reminds them, their country AZZ, are waving Rebel Flags!
Dear SWAC page, USM is really cool!
Don't you know Bret Farve once went to our school!
So what if he's a menace, when he comes to town!
We just wish he'd put the Whiskey bottles down!
He's an alchoholic, I know that's what you heard!
But there ain't ISHT else to do in Hattiesburg!
I know why these losers came here?.they want some dayum respect!
When they call the local talk shows, they get kicked in the neck!
USM is just too smalltime, our SWAC azz you can Kiss!
It just reminds them, they suck azz, and can't get in Ole Miss!.
Dear Mr. "I'M TO GOOD TO WRITE MY FANS"!
THIS IS THE LAST LETTER I'LL EVER SEND YOUR AZZ!
WHY'D YOU LET "MAKAHO" COME DOWN ON ME SO HARD!
IM BOUT TO MAKE A NOOSE AND BEND THE SHOWER ROD!
YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY WHEN I NO LONGER POST!
I KNOW THE ONES I MAKE WILL BE MISSED THE MOST!
WE COULD HAVE GONE TAILGATING AND GRILLED US UP SOME DEER!
OH, IT'S GETTING DARK THE END IS GETTING NEAR!
WHY DO YA'LL HATE ME ? TELL ME IT AINT TRUE !
P.S. WE COULD HAVE BEEN TOGETHER TOO!
{{sound of USM fan hanging himself because he gets no respect in the state of MS!!}}
The tears fall down I'm wondering why, I'm still singing at all!
Their conference is full of Gotdayum Losers..and they still ain't got no "Balls"
They got their azz beat down on the Smackboard, so what are their next Plans !
It just reminds them to cross over, and join the Ole Miss Fans!
Dear USM we are responding to your Letter !
It put us to sleep but now we feel much Better!
Please don't tie that rope, naw, we ain't gonna Harm ya!
Your posts are cure for most of our Insomnia!
You can hang around and pretend that you Belong.
You guys really suck, but that's another Song!
We enjoy you here, you really make us laugh!
Your conference really sucks, you just don't know the half !
Why don't you go back home and just be on your way!
Don't go away MAD?..please just go AWAY!
.
USM posters, sometimes your Wealth of Ignorance astounds me. You fit in around here about as much as Michael Jackson does in the Taliban. But you seem to think that SWACposters actually care about the Incoherent Ramblings in your posts. So I decided that since you just don't "Get It". I will try to convey how we feel about your presence here via a song since music is the universal language.
I chose the song Stan by "Eminem/Slim Shady", that pretty much everyone, including you, should know, since they played the "Hell" out of it on T.V. & Radio.
It's a little dated but it applies for the situation. So without further adieu, I will let DIDO and EMINEM break it down for you lames !!!
(Sung to the tune of Stan)
The tears fall down I'm wondering why, that USM posts at all.
The Suck AZZ eagles have no Smack Board and their College has no "Balls".
Even though they are Div. 1-A....they still get no respect.
It just reminds them, the SWAC posters, will keep their AZZ in check !!!
Dear SWAC page, I'm your biggest fan!
I liked this board so much I chose to leave the Klan !
Just because we have no respect don't mean I can't "Fit-In"!
I mean "after all" you did just let us In !
I'm from a different world, but you don't give a F***!
I can't help it if Conference USA Sucks!
I just wanna hang with the Players of the S.W.A.C !!!
P.S, I'll kill myself if you don't write me Back !!
I know their Conference really sucks AZZ?.and that they have no fans!
But don't you let these losers fool ya?their azz ain't left the Klan!
Hattiesburg sucks azz as a city, the place would make you Gag!
It just reminds them, their country AZZ, are waving Rebel Flags!
Dear SWAC page, USM is really cool!
Don't you know Bret Farve once went to our school!
So what if he's a menace, when he comes to town!
We just wish he'd put the Whiskey bottles down!
He's an alchoholic, I know that's what you heard!
But there ain't ISHT else to do in Hattiesburg!
I know why these losers came here?.they want some dayum respect!
When they call the local talk shows, they get kicked in the neck!
USM is just too smalltime, our SWAC azz you can Kiss!
It just reminds them, they suck azz, and can't get in Ole Miss!.
Dear Mr. "I'M TO GOOD TO WRITE MY FANS"!
THIS IS THE LAST LETTER I'LL EVER SEND YOUR AZZ!
WHY'D YOU LET "MAKAHO" COME DOWN ON ME SO HARD!
IM BOUT TO MAKE A NOOSE AND BEND THE SHOWER ROD!
YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY WHEN I NO LONGER POST!
I KNOW THE ONES I MAKE WILL BE MISSED THE MOST!
WE COULD HAVE GONE TAILGATING AND GRILLED US UP SOME DEER!
OH, IT'S GETTING DARK THE END IS GETTING NEAR!
WHY DO YA'LL HATE ME ? TELL ME IT AINT TRUE !
P.S. WE COULD HAVE BEEN TOGETHER TOO!
{{sound of USM fan hanging himself because he gets no respect in the state of MS!!}}
The tears fall down I'm wondering why, I'm still singing at all!
Their conference is full of Gotdayum Losers..and they still ain't got no "Balls"
They got their azz beat down on the Smackboard, so what are their next Plans !
It just reminds them to cross over, and join the Ole Miss Fans!
Dear USM we are responding to your Letter !
It put us to sleep but now we feel much Better!
Please don't tie that rope, naw, we ain't gonna Harm ya!
Your posts are cure for most of our Insomnia!
You can hang around and pretend that you Belong.
You guys really suck, but that's another Song!
We enjoy you here, you really make us laugh!
Your conference really sucks, you just don't know the half !
Why don't you go back home and just be on your way!
Don't go away MAD?..please just go AWAY!
.
