10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is better than sex
10. Guaranteed at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. It's ok to fantasize you're someone else, cause you are someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always try next door.
3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moan and groan.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the number 1 reason why...
You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!
10. Guaranteed at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. It's ok to fantasize you're someone else, cause you are someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always try next door.
3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moan and groan.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
And the number 1 reason why...
You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!