The Worst Puddin You Ever Had


The Founder

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Mannn what's the worse?

I dating this chick from NOLA and all she did was lay there. The last straw was when I was trying to get jiggy and her damn dog kept barking and getting in the way. He was one them toy dogs with a weird bark. I picked that little mothersucker up and put him in the bathtub and closed the shower door and bathroom door. She kept telling me she couldn't do it in front of her dog because it's like doing it in front of your child.

I had a cat named Azrael....we would be double teaming them chicks. I remember one night I was trying to come up with a glazed donut face.....man this chick could not get wet. She was like "baby how you licking my clit and sucking my toes." I looked down and my cat was licking her toes. Man I came up looking like a glazed cinniman (sp) roll. My cat walked out of the room looking at me like "thank me later playa."

Then another chick she was too big. Man I thought I was hittin air. Man I reached down and my hand and spoon was inside her.
 
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