SWAC Jeopardy


Get Ready, you are STOOPID. I am getting my plane ticket this week for the Oct. 13th arse whipping that JSU will receive.
 
Kellis: "Song Lyrics" for 100
Alex: Love come quick, love come in a hurry, there are thieves in the temple tonight Describes who
Kellis: Who is Brandon Reed?
Alex: No
03: Who is Nemisis Bates?
Alex: Good answer but no
j4j3: Who is Rudy Washington?
Alex: Yes good answer

j4j: "The Blues" for 100
Alex: "Wanna Lick you up, wanna lick you down, turn arou...
j4j: (interupting) Candy Licker by Maaaaarvin Sease
Alex: Yes

j4j "The Blues" for 200
Alex: "Hey lady, yo husband is cheating on us"
J4J: Thought You Had A Man by Denise LaSalle
Alex: Correct

j4j: "Comparisons" for 100
Alex: If JSU is a CD then A&M is a.....
03: What is an 8 track tape?
Alex: Correct
 

Man, for a second I thought you were about to have J4J run that "Blues" category and get that applause from the audience.:emlaugh:
 
03: "Comparisons" 200
Alex: If JSU is a Rolls Royce then A&M is a...
03: What is my old high school hooptie?
Alex: You are on a roll?

03: "Comparisons" 300
Alex: If JSU is the White House then A&M is a....
j4j: What is an outhouse?
Alex: Judges...will we accept that? No
kellis: What is a chithouse?
Alex: Choose again, cause you are correct
 
J4J: Blues Songs for 300
Alex: Making plans to see hims soon, talking softly on the telephone...buts thats alright, I soon be gone
j4j: Cheating in the Next Room..ZZ Hill
Alex: YES

J4j: "The Blues" 400
Alex: oooooooh its been such a loong long time...look like I'd get you, off of mind..but I cant..just the though of you....
j4j: What is Misty Blue?
Alex: She is like butter, on a roll

J4J: Lets close it out...The Blues for 500
Alex: Whose making love to your ole lady, while you are out making love....now tell me who's making love to yo ole lady, while you are out makin love
J4j: Who's Makin love by Johnny Taylor
Alex: She did it again.

[Edited by Get Ready on 04-30-01 at 09:19 AM]
 
Three new contestants:

Some Old G
Suge
GSupertiger

SOG: Alex Lemme get "Grambling in The 90s" for 100
Alex: This the team that Eddie Robinson broke Bear Bryants record for the most wins on.
Suge: uuuuuhhh hhhmm uuuuhhhh...Im drawing a blank Alex
Alex: Come on
Sup: UUUhhhh I think it was uuuuuhhhh...I dont know Alex
Alex: You're kidding
SOG: I think it was uuuuuuhhh hhhhhmmm
Alex: You dont know either? :confused:
The correct answer... Who is Miss Valley State?



SOG...Lets try that again for 200
Alex: This team won the Bayou Classic in 1997
Suge: :confused:
SOG: I dont know Alex
Alex: There were only two teams, cant you guess?
Sup: Who is Grambling? Alex
Alex: What is yalls problem?
SOG: Well Alex, we have a problem remembering anything during the mid-90s. Thats a dark period for us.
Alex: This is sad.
 
Suge: "SWAC Coaches" for 100
Alex: You just hit the video daily double. Can you identify this coach
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Suge: Yes..thats
Lady in audience: (interupting) I know who that is...Dats my baby daddy. Thats who that is.
Alex: Lady please..no outburst
Suge: Alex...The answer is...
Lady: uh uh uuuh uh. Dats my baby daddy and I want you to let him know Im looking for him. He told me he was going to give me a Lil Bow Wow CD if I would....well you know. And I aint seen it yet. Now I have a baby and everything.
Alex: Lady please...if you sit down and be quiet, Ill buy you a drink and you can tell me all about it.
Lady: I aint old enough to drink yet.
Alex: Get her out of here.
 
Okay..how in the hell did I miss this?

I literally have tears coming out of my eyes!! man this is better than the last Game Show smack Get Ready laid down!!

Dude this is classic I tell you...pure dayum classic!!!

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Don't know much about biology!!

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Kiss my arse!!!

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Please man enough......No Mas!!!!
 
Suge: "Comparisons" for 100
Alex: If A&M is a gum ball, then Grambling is....
SOG: What is Double Mint?
Alex: Yes

[Edited by Get Ready on 04-30-01 at 01:24 PM]
 
Get Ready: Alex...lemme get, "They Said It" for 100
Alex: She said " I got my ass licked" :eek:
GR: Who is Lil Kim
Alex: No
Robber: Who is Lawanda Paige?
Alex: Nope
Blue Bengal: Who is Mrs Jag4 Jag?
Alex: Yes..choose again

BB: I need.."They Said It" 200
Al: He said,"Why would a black athlete that can read go to a black college?"
GR: Who is David Duke?
Al: No
BB: Who is Bull Conner?
Alex: No
Robber: Who is Strawdog?
Al: You are absolutely correct..choose please

Rob: "They said it" for 300
Alex: He said "if FAMU had not scored in the 1st 2nd 3rd and 4th quarter, SU woulda won 18-14"
BB: Who is the Fairy Tale Man?
Al: No
Rob: Who is the lil dude on Fantasy Island?
Al: No...Get Ready, do you have a guess?
GR: Uuuuuh No Alex...I cant imagine who would say something like that. I dont have a clue :rolleyes: :goodbad:
Alex: The question is....Who is Lewis (allegedly)
 
"They said it" for 400
Alex: He said " My team was in each ball game, until the second half
BB: hahahahaha haa ha h ah haah ahh Wait Alex :bawling:
Alex: No times up
Rob: :emlaugh: Ha ha ha :emlaugh: haaaa
Al: Times up
GR: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: Who is :emlaugh: Who is :emlaugh: Who is Mighty :emlaugh: Who is Mi :emlaugh: :bawling:
Alex: No...you time is up too...the correct question is Who is :emlaugh: Who is Mighty Hornet. Wheeew..that was a silly statement I must say

"They said it" for 500
Alex: He said, "All of the SCG tickets for our side of the stadium are sold out from end zone to end zone"
GR: Who is the fairy tale man?
Alex: Nope....Strawdog was right, you arent that bright...Youre no Dan Quayle
Rob: Who is uuuuuh Don King?
Alex: Nope
TP: :emlaugh: WHHHHAAAAAAAAA :bawling: HAAAAAAAA Alex Lemme tell you....I was there....And
Alex: Just give me the answer.
TP But Alex...there were more people at the barber shop
Alex: If you know who made the dumb ass statement, will you answer the question?
TP: :emlaugh: Who is :bawling:
Alex: Too much time...the Correct answer is, Who is Mike the Researcher?
 
*****tears in eyes******

****laughing hysterically******

DAMMIT! Can't nobody follow this heah! This is ALLLLLL time Hall OF FAME STuff right chea! LOL

Somebody help me off dis floor! :emlaugh:


Originally posted by Get Ready
Get Ready: Alex...lemme get, "They Said It" for 100
Alex: She said " I got my ass licked" :eek:
GR: Who is Lil Kim
Alex: No
Robber: Who is Lawanda Paige?
Alex: Nope
Blue Bengal: Who is Mrs Jag4 Jag?
Alex: Yes..choose again
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LMBAO!!!! Where is the Hall of fame when you need it???


Canton, OH, Cooperstown, NY, send help!!!!:emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 
Originally posted by J-State Tiger
LMBAO!!!! Where is the Hall of fame when you need it???


Canton, OH, Cooperstown, NY, send help!!!!:emlaugh: :emlaugh:
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We lost all of our Hall of Fame threads from the old board.....time to get a new Hall of Fame board.......


Isn't this a candidate for TSPN - Smack Board Thread of the Year......
 
Get Ready....Alex----Lemme Get "They Said It" for 600
Alex: The poster grossed out everybody when he said, "hey everybody, I am smacking yall from a private place." :confused:
.........
........
Anybody want to guess? What about you GR
GR: Huh Alex, I really dont want to touch that one. As a matter of fact I think Im going home and take a shower. Can I be excused?
Rob: Uuuuugh...OK Alex Lemme guess...Who is Dr. Sweet Nupe?
Alex: Nope...even Dr. Sweets didnt go there.
TP: :eek: Thats OK...Has he been here? Did he touch this buzzer? Who it is?
Alex: The Question is...Who is MikeBigg....and on that note, I have to go throw up
 
After a long needed shower, we are back with new contestants.

Kenyon Hambrick
Darnell Kennedy
The Two A&M Linemen

KH: Uuuuuh Alex, Uuuuuruuuuh Lemme get "Stats" for 100
Alex: You mean "States"..... This is the state Alabama State University is located.
DK: uuuuh Alex...What is confusion?
Alex: No...Im looking for a state in the United States of America
buzzz
Alex: Kenyon do you have an answer
KH: Uuuuh no Alex, I was just uuuuruuuh tryna see what would happen ifn I mash dis here button.
The 2: UUhhh Alex...We play dem every year in there home state of B'ham.
Alex: :confused: No...the correct answer is What is Alabama? Alabama State is located in Alabama. Lets try another one.

KH: "Famous Landmarks" for 100
Alex: Who is buried in 'Grants" Tomb?
buuuuzz buuuzzz buuzzzzz
Alex: Kenyon are you still trying to figure out what happens when you push the pretty red button?
KH: Uuuuuh yessuh, if that buzzn sound would stop I could figure it out.
Alex: Put the button down Kenyon and just stand there.
buzzz
Alex: Before you answer Darnel, listen to the question. Who is buried in <font size=5> "Grants" </font> Tomb?
DK: Shaneequa
Alex: Your answer must be in the form of a question.
DK: Who be Shaneequa is?
Alex: Uuuh Darnell, who is Shaneequa?
DK: Shaneequa Grant Mr. Alex.....That was the gurl in my hood that got caught cheatin on her husband, Big Leroy, and he let her have it
Alex: No its not Shaneequa Grant
buzzzz
The 2: Alex we gots it....Who is Martin Luther the King? :D
Alex: I guess that is a good guess...this is hopeless...The answer is Who is Grant?
DK: Dats what I said...Shaneequa Grant!!!
Alex: :rolleyes: :redhot:
 
Im going to try this one more time.

DK: OKOKOK Alex....We gone get this one....Lemme get History for 100
Alex: Here we go...George Washington was the first President to fhe United States....Name the first United State President.
The Lineman: Who is Martin Luther the King?
Alex: yall suck
DK: I know this one Alex...he was a great man right? One of the greatest ever?
Alex: Yes!!! Darnell Yes!!!
DK: Da answer is....Who is Bull Conner?
Alex: :(
Alex: Kenyon do you have an answet?
KH: You aint gonna fool me....you might thing Im dumb, but I aint....you told me to stand here and thats what I is gone do
I aint got on aswer, no suh. :D
Alex: Ok Alright...that does it...Is there a Dr. in the house that can show these people how to answer my questions?
Voice from the Crowd: I can..I know them all sir.
Alex: Who said that?
Voice: I did...my name is Dr. Sweet Nupe
Alex: Well come on up. And bring your friends
 
Dr. Sweet Nupe
Hassan
JSU ATL

Hassan: First of all Alex, let me tell you that we are not friends with this guy. You saw us arguing with him, not talking...So please dont assume we are friends.
Alex: Thats fine with me, I just need some questions answered. OK?
DSN: Hi Alex...Man I just love your show..Im just LMAO at the opportunity to be here. Do you think blacks have enough opportunity to be on you show? Cause I know we try.
Alex: :confused: huh? well we try, bu..
DSN: Dont worrry about it Alex, just an inquiry. Hey, how long have you been here? What kinda car does a big time host like you drive.
Hassan: :rolleyes:
ATL: :rolleyes:
Alex: Well we dont want to get int...
Hassan: Hey where is Vanna. I like her
Alex: uuuh thats another show.
DSN: Oh yeah right right..well anywa...
Alex: Lets get on with the game if you dont mind.


ATL: Alex Lemme get "Headlines 2000" for 100
Alex: This little boy was picked up in the Gulf of Mexico as a refugee from Cuba. The United States would not let him stay and he was forced to return to Cuba.
DSN: Ha Ha Ha I know this one Alex...Who is Hassan? Did you know he was a little Cuban boy? Ha Ha Ha Im LOL...:emlaugh: Doenst he look like a Ricky Ricardo Alex. Everytime I see him I just wanna start singing Babalu. Hey Alex, What do you think Lucy saw in Ricky Ricardo? You would think a lady like that woulda ended up with somebody like Rock Hudson or somebody. Whatever happened to Little Ricky? He could Babalu too. LMAO...Hey Hassan, What ever happened to Lil Ricky man. Hey..that Ricky Martin is hot huh?
Alex: DSN....Please limit your answer to one question and allow me to tell you whether is the correct answer.
ATL: The correct answer is Who is Elian Gonzalez?
Alex: You are correct

ATL: "Headlines for 200"
DSN: Hey Alex...I got a question? Have you ever done it with Vanna White?
Alex: Huh? :confused:
DSN: What about Pat Sajak? I got it I got it....Vanna White or the Price is Right Girls? I would take a sexual harassment charge for some of that..what about you? LOL
Alex: :eek: For the last time....stay within the guidlines
ATL, Hassan: : rolleyes:
 
Hey Alex: You ever had an Asian woman? What is the meaing of life? What came first..the chicken or..
Alex :confused: :redhot: :idea:
All: :uzi: :flamethro: beatdown
All: That oughtta do it.
DSN: You guys need to quit. You are going to ruin my suit. Hey you ever owned a sharkskin suit. Who do think is the cleanest..Steve Harvey or Jordan? Do you think Jordan should come back? Why would they fight his return? Why would anbody fight anybody? Do you think the world needs more love? Why does red reflect love? Speckaing of making love...blah blah blah blah blah blah blllaaaaaah
All :sleep:
 
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