THEESwacProphet
THEE SWACs Neighborhood Prophet
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The Prosecutor , Prophet , will be representing those po’ Bama Stank fans. Today, we the SWAC streets committee will be proving our case against “Quarterback Killer” Eddie Robinson Jr. (an embarrassment to the legend he shares that name with)
The QuarterBack killer is charged with the attempted career killings of Myles Crawly, Andrew Body, and Damon Stewart. Three QBs who all showed potential in a lack luster dated offense, but the Quarterback killer doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing.
We also charge the QB killer with trotting out the following players when continuous games or possessions said they weren’t it….
Dematrious Davis - (Because he was a 4 star player but absolutely sucked in Montgomery)
& now Jonah O’Brien - Your honor, permission to treat the Defendant as hostile for dragging this walking pick six waiting to happen on the field after he should’ve never been out there in the fuss place!
Off the record… allegedly… promises may have been made. Had too! Cause ain’t no way !!! I’m sorry your honor… back to the case.
The prosecution is seeking The QB killer, The OC, and the AD who hired this terrible QB evaluating Coach all be considered for termination IF the team ranked to win the SWAC East fails to meet those expectations. We , the prosecution also seek fraud for the QB killer for running a glorified fall camp QB battle in a live game on NATIONAL TV! , impersonating a head coach, Embarrassing the SWAC , and being the worse thing to happen to the SWAC since the Opioid Outbreak.
Your honor, we also ask that you send restitutions to A&M… the QB killer is so bad as a coach… Maynor might actually keep his job this season. We also ask that if he loses to Miles this week, the QB killer be dismissed back to selling Real Estate since acting like a head coarch isn’t his strong suit.
The Prosecution rests its case FOR NOW. If there are any other cases in the SWAC that need preliminary review they will be added accordingly.
The Prosecutor , Prophet , will be representing those po’ Bama Stank fans. Today, we the SWAC streets committee will be proving our case against “Quarterback Killer” Eddie Robinson Jr. (an embarrassment to the legend he shares that name with)
The QuarterBack killer is charged with the attempted career killings of Myles Crawly, Andrew Body, and Damon Stewart. Three QBs who all showed potential in a lack luster dated offense, but the Quarterback killer doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing.
We also charge the QB killer with trotting out the following players when continuous games or possessions said they weren’t it….
Dematrious Davis - (Because he was a 4 star player but absolutely sucked in Montgomery)
& now Jonah O’Brien - Your honor, permission to treat the Defendant as hostile for dragging this walking pick six waiting to happen on the field after he should’ve never been out there in the fuss place!
Off the record… allegedly… promises may have been made. Had too! Cause ain’t no way !!! I’m sorry your honor… back to the case.
The prosecution is seeking The QB killer, The OC, and the AD who hired this terrible QB evaluating Coach all be considered for termination IF the team ranked to win the SWAC East fails to meet those expectations. We , the prosecution also seek fraud for the QB killer for running a glorified fall camp QB battle in a live game on NATIONAL TV! , impersonating a head coach, Embarrassing the SWAC , and being the worse thing to happen to the SWAC since the Opioid Outbreak.
Your honor, we also ask that you send restitutions to A&M… the QB killer is so bad as a coach… Maynor might actually keep his job this season. We also ask that if he loses to Miles this week, the QB killer be dismissed back to selling Real Estate since acting like a head coarch isn’t his strong suit.
The Prosecution rests its case FOR NOW. If there are any other cases in the SWAC that need preliminary review they will be added accordingly.
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