THEESwacProphet
THEE SWACs Neighborhood Prophet
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Private Investigator “Prophet” is looking for the owner of an 8x Jacket believed to belong to one Terrence C. Graves aka Mr. 8x. After giving Mcneese their first win in two years and an unpleasant showing on the bluff against lonely D2 Savannah State witnesses say they saw the following…
One witness says Jag fans were seen choking out Terrence with leftover Ascots from former Head Coach “Eric Dooley”.
The Attackers allegedly did this while the Human Jukebox was playing neck in a nearby parking lot. Coincidently the victim “Terrance” had choke marks on his neck and his size 64 pants around his ankles. The suspects allegedly stole his 8x jacket and spray painted “it’s tough on the bluff, you bet not lose to Jeuxian State”. Apologize, we believe the attackers may be either alumni , current students, or former players from Southern.
Another witness said they saw “LaCumba” come back to life one more time but died because his heart couldn’t take how far SU had fallen off.
Allegedly … all this information was confirmed by a memoir written by former Director for of bands “Nathan Haymer”.
We are also investigating a potential homicide at veterans memorial stadium. Sources tell us some dead jags will need to be cleared off the field.
Take a close look at your screen…
If you have seen this 8x Jacket. Terrance and his old-time grey hounds on coaching staff ask you to return it immediately. Thank you.
That concludes my Investigation… FOR NOW. Please , Please, Please don’t stay quiet … please call 1-888-GETHISPANKSLIPREADY. Thank you.
Private Investigator “Prophet” is looking for the owner of an 8x Jacket believed to belong to one Terrence C. Graves aka Mr. 8x. After giving Mcneese their first win in two years and an unpleasant showing on the bluff against lonely D2 Savannah State witnesses say they saw the following…
One witness says Jag fans were seen choking out Terrence with leftover Ascots from former Head Coach “Eric Dooley”.
The Attackers allegedly did this while the Human Jukebox was playing neck in a nearby parking lot. Coincidently the victim “Terrance” had choke marks on his neck and his size 64 pants around his ankles. The suspects allegedly stole his 8x jacket and spray painted “it’s tough on the bluff, you bet not lose to Jeuxian State”. Apologize, we believe the attackers may be either alumni , current students, or former players from Southern.
Another witness said they saw “LaCumba” come back to life one more time but died because his heart couldn’t take how far SU had fallen off.
Allegedly … all this information was confirmed by a memoir written by former Director for of bands “Nathan Haymer”.
We are also investigating a potential homicide at veterans memorial stadium. Sources tell us some dead jags will need to be cleared off the field.
Take a close look at your screen…
If you have seen this 8x Jacket. Terrance and his old-time grey hounds on coaching staff ask you to return it immediately. Thank you.
That concludes my Investigation… FOR NOW. Please , Please, Please don’t stay quiet … please call 1-888-GETHISPANKSLIPREADY. Thank you.
