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Hair Hoe....
Umm I just like long hair...no big deal. Here, read for yourself...
Confessions of a Hair Hoe
I?m way past love on this one, some might even say obsessed
That thing you got going with Ms. Jones, don?t have nothing on the jones I got going in my bones.
I?m speaking of a love that?s deep like journeys to the center of
the earth
A love supreme that even Coltrane can?t knock of the tracks
See, I?m a self-proclaimed, flag waving, card carrying, lifetime
dues paid member of the hair hoe club.
I?m talking long, think, tressells of curls locks and what not
Long luscious, body and bounce, cascading gently down your
skull, resting gently on your shoulders and beyond.
Fresh from the chair after 4 hours of sitting, 6 hours of gossip,
and 3 hours of processing???.I?ll be waiting.
See complexions I could care less about?
Yellow as a lemon, or blacker than quarter past midnight. From
high yella to the black star line. Keep your wig right, and
everything between us will be just fine
Never a sista of the same kind, some short, some tall. Some
skinny as stick, some thick like Oprah when she played that
Ms. Sopia chic
See, I don?t get into that mess about good hair, and bad hair?.as
long as it your hair, and hangs down to hair?errr I mean down
to here.
Let me touch it, let me feel it, let me rub it, let me grab it??hell
naw girl you can keep that phat rabbit?.I?m talking about your
do
I mean big pink rollers get me going at night
Like Evander Holyfield screaming after Tyson?s ear bites
Wrap it up, flip it, press it down??.O noooooooo
Besides, I don?t see nothing wrong with a little bump and curl
Some brothers like big butts, and big breast, but I just like to see
big hot curlers
Keep your Jada?s, cuz her Pinkett rollers aren?t quite big enough
And Halle just doesn?t use enough juices with her Berry?s
Nia?s cute, but her hair just isn?t quite Long enough
I need my chics with a bit more up top. Give me the Kenya Moore?s
Ananda?s, Myas, and that bushy head chic from Girlfriends,
she?s kind of fiyah
So be sure you TCB if you have to, keep your Hawain Silky, and your perm repaired, just as long as you don?t kut your hair
But if those don?t work boo, then maybe a Bantu is just the kit for
you.
I could go on all night about how excited I get when I see that big oval dryer in your closet
You know the one that burns like hell, but you can?t move yet, cuz
you just aren?t quite dry yet?..dayum!!!
That sets me off like Vivica!
But I?ll put it to rest. Just be sure you?.
Roll it up
Tie it up
Wrap it up
Braid it up or
Curl it up
Just be sure you don?t cut it up??besides your hair is your strength girl!
I?m way past love on this one, some might even say obsessed
That thing you got going with Ms. Jones, don?t have nothing on
the jones I got going in my bones.
I?m speaking of a love that?s deep like journeys to the center of
the earth
A love supreme that even Coltrane can?t knock of the tracks
These have been, Confessions of a hair hoe
Umm I just like long hair...no big deal. Here, read for yourself...
Confessions of a Hair Hoe
I?m way past love on this one, some might even say obsessed
That thing you got going with Ms. Jones, don?t have nothing on the jones I got going in my bones.
I?m speaking of a love that?s deep like journeys to the center of
the earth
A love supreme that even Coltrane can?t knock of the tracks
See, I?m a self-proclaimed, flag waving, card carrying, lifetime
dues paid member of the hair hoe club.
I?m talking long, think, tressells of curls locks and what not
Long luscious, body and bounce, cascading gently down your
skull, resting gently on your shoulders and beyond.
Fresh from the chair after 4 hours of sitting, 6 hours of gossip,
and 3 hours of processing???.I?ll be waiting.
See complexions I could care less about?
Yellow as a lemon, or blacker than quarter past midnight. From
high yella to the black star line. Keep your wig right, and
everything between us will be just fine
Never a sista of the same kind, some short, some tall. Some
skinny as stick, some thick like Oprah when she played that
Ms. Sopia chic
See, I don?t get into that mess about good hair, and bad hair?.as
long as it your hair, and hangs down to hair?errr I mean down
to here.
Let me touch it, let me feel it, let me rub it, let me grab it??hell
naw girl you can keep that phat rabbit?.I?m talking about your
do
I mean big pink rollers get me going at night
Like Evander Holyfield screaming after Tyson?s ear bites
Wrap it up, flip it, press it down??.O noooooooo
Besides, I don?t see nothing wrong with a little bump and curl
Some brothers like big butts, and big breast, but I just like to see
big hot curlers
Keep your Jada?s, cuz her Pinkett rollers aren?t quite big enough
And Halle just doesn?t use enough juices with her Berry?s
Nia?s cute, but her hair just isn?t quite Long enough
I need my chics with a bit more up top. Give me the Kenya Moore?s
Ananda?s, Myas, and that bushy head chic from Girlfriends,
she?s kind of fiyah
So be sure you TCB if you have to, keep your Hawain Silky, and your perm repaired, just as long as you don?t kut your hair
But if those don?t work boo, then maybe a Bantu is just the kit for
you.
I could go on all night about how excited I get when I see that big oval dryer in your closet
You know the one that burns like hell, but you can?t move yet, cuz
you just aren?t quite dry yet?..dayum!!!
That sets me off like Vivica!
But I?ll put it to rest. Just be sure you?.
Roll it up
Tie it up
Wrap it up
Braid it up or
Curl it up
Just be sure you don?t cut it up??besides your hair is your strength girl!
I?m way past love on this one, some might even say obsessed
That thing you got going with Ms. Jones, don?t have nothing on
the jones I got going in my bones.
I?m speaking of a love that?s deep like journeys to the center of
the earth
A love supreme that even Coltrane can?t knock of the tracks
These have been, Confessions of a hair hoe