Man It’s Hard Out Here for a Retired Pimp


The Founder

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Man I went with my wife to her uncle’s Pastoral Anniversary yesterday and I knew walking in that this woman sitting was fine. Man I could tell how she was sitting that she knew her puddin was top notch. Man and it ain’t nothing like seeing a woman walk in high heels and make it look smooth.

So we do the offering and we had to walk up and give our money so my wife was in front of me and when we got to the sexy woman’s row she just walked out. Man and I let her. Whew I had a great loook!!!

Well after church it just so happens that we parked next to each other. Man I opened the car door for my wife and when I closed it and walked around this sexy chick walk by me and says “next lifetime baby.”

Ninjassssssssssss my spoon got hard. I got in the car all flicted and by that time my wife’s aunt walk up and my wife lets down the window and I’m in the car.

Brothers I almost joined the church by Christian Experience.
 
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