A LADY WALKS INTO THE TATTOO SHOP AND SAYS,
"I WANT A TATTOO OF A TURKEY ON MY INNER LEFT THIGH AND A TATTOO OF A CHRISTMAS TREE ON MY INNER RIGHT THIGH."
THE TATTOO ARTIST SAID, "COOL, THAT'S DIFFERENT, EVERYONE HAS A THEME, SO WHAT'S THIS SHIT ALL ABOUT?"
SHE SAID,,....................
"MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS" ...