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Dr. Sweet NUPE

Dr. Sweet NUPE

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One day at the "The French Lick Resort," NastyNUPE, Kappalicious, Suge, & Dr. SweetNUPE were having some drinks.......Knowing that all the ladies were jocking their style these kool brothers decide to holla at some fine ARSE puddins across the bar...............
 
...after meeting and conversing with these fine ladies, the Nupes made a shocking discovery...these fine ladies were all men!!! But the Nupes didn't care, so they invited the men to the pool. There they...
 



Blubloods version sucks

Tara, J4J, PBAKA, and Prissy were sitting across the bar, saying something about pretty on my lefy pretty on my right. Tigerpride Came in the bar, pulled up a chair with the rest of the nupes, Looked at the AKAs and said.............
 
The hell with those chickens....lemme tell you about JSU's Spring Practice !!

Suge backhanded TP before he got started and turned his attention to......
 
Blublood who was in the middle of the dance floor giving people "Godly advice" about dancing nasty in the club. Blublood looked at D-town and Ntlect, who were dirty dancing and said........
 
..."Dayum, Nnnnny! I didn't know you could work it like that! Let me join in, too!"

So Blu started singin' "Oochie Wally Wally" and proceeded to help Dtown put Ntelekt in a Puddin' Sandwich on the dance floor., They were all having a good time when all of a sudden...
 
5 Ques Dogs showed up with the largest boombox that could be carried by two persons. They put on Atomic Dog and you know how this story ended.
 
Not so fast...

It was ByronW, MIghty Dog, and three other Omegas who had pledged in '53.

"Crank that ish up!" Mighty Dog yelled, but his three of his counterparts forgot the steps and Byron had no rhythm.

Mighty decided to move the crowd by himself. As he removed his trench coat, he was wearing his old A&M football pants and a maroon leather vest.

Just when he started to get his hop on,....
 
just when he started to get his hop on.....


Dr. Sweets tried to announce his 1st place finish in the Pillsbury Doughboy cookie contest..............
 
To all the NUPES delight it was Mighty Dog throwing his voice.

Dr. SweetNUPE got up and said, "Yo ladies party at my house!!!"

DSN's limo pulled up and the ladies jumped in with the NUPES to go to the party........
 
..., but it was only three ladies that decided to get in.

The rest of them wanted to see Mighty DOg get his step on!

He was jumpin' up and down, bustin' splits and everything.


Meanwhile, the Nupes were outside in the limo. THey were about to pull off...





[Edited by Ntelekt on 03-22-01 at 09:01 AM]
 
But Dr. Sweets was interrupted by Prissy1. She was going on and on about "Knee-Gro, if you licked pudding half as good as you baked tarts, then I wouldn't have to holla at MightyDog on the side" Feeling despondant now, Dr. Sweet turned towards Tara and said.....
 
......... But Sweets couldnt make his annoucement because borntrhilla was in the corner snickering loudly. Sweets needed some help to shut BT up and he thought puddin might do the trick. He called......
 
Prissy1 over and said look sweetie, I have a nice tongue cause you look needy....I'm not a fighter like Bornthrilla wants me to be....and I don't worry about Ques cause they been abused.....So hop in limo with me you see and I'll have taste of your cute lele......
 
and Prissy 1 jumped out the other door after she saw several bottles of Viagra on the floor and she said,"I knew I should of stayed with the Ques, they do not need Viagra!"
 



but before the limo pulled off Prissy1 remembered she left her 45 semi automatic in her car. So she yelled "Wait I forgot my "little friend"..." while running to her car she bumped into GramTigress...
 
.....GramTigress asked prissy where she was going. Prissy said that she was going to judge a puddin eating contest. J asked who the contestants were, Prissy replied.....
 
...then she remembered she didn't have a "Baby's Daddy"..so she said "Kidding... I don't know girl it may be some type of ploy to get some puddins in the house..." "Come to think of it I really don't wanna go"

Just as da NUPES limo pulled off....

[Edited by Prissy_1 on 03-22-01 at 06:14 PM]
 
Mighty Dog and the rest of the Ques pulled Prissy 1 back into the Club and began to "Quecify" her on the dance floor but.....
 
...and then everybody headed over to the <font color=maroon>Renaissance</font color=maroon> to continue to get their party on and get full off the infamous <font color=purple>"Que-Brew"</font>


[Edited by GramTigress on 03-23-01 at 12:24 AM]
 
Until the football team came through and wrecked shop like usual. GramTigress then turned to Prissy1 and said "Let's go to the cafateria because I know we're bound to see....."
 
"...all those hype azz Alphas! Thank God we saved the best for last!"

The ladies went into the cafeteria and saw the Ice Cold Brothas just showin' out!!! GramTigress got so excited, that she pulled out a big roll of $10's and proceeded to...
 
Give the money to The NUPES because they are the pimps threat, the lady's pet, the holders of the secret of Phi Nu Pi. The NUPES took the money and proceeded to the Frat House...........
 
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