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The Princess - a very different flight story
United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
could
just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those
big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground."
She calmly turned her head and said," In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the
tray up, beoytch."
United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
could
just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those
big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground."
She calmly turned her head and said," In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the
tray up, beoytch."