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This woman who was having problems finding a man decided to seek some professional help with her dilema. She was told by some of her colleagues that she needs to see Mr. Wong, a world renowned Korean therapist.

Upon entering the office Mr. Wong says to her "Herro, Wu come at good time to See Mr. Wong. I helpa Wu out Wight now !!"

She then smirks at his accent and walks into the office. Mr. Wong says.."Yu came to see me becrause you no, finda no Man, Right?"

She is amazed and said yes, how do you know?

Mr. Wong said, "Mr. Wong thinka he knows your Pwoblem, but you haffa take offa yo crowthes so I can Verify Yo Pwoblem."

At first she was reluctant, but then she looked on his walls and saw all the certificates and credintials and then decided to go through with it.

Mr Wong then tells her to turn around with her back to him, she does this three times for Mr. Wong.

Mr. Wong then says.."Ah..it is what I feared it was!" The lady then said "Oh my what do I have??"

Mr. Wong then says.."It appears that you have the Ed Zachary disease?"

Oh, my goodness she says...What is the Ed Zachary disease?

Mr. Wong says.....
"Ahhhh, the ED ZACHARY DISEASE IS WHEN YOUR FACE LOOKS "EDZACHARY" LIKE YO ARSE!!! AND DATS WHY YOU HAVA NO MAN"
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A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast.
"Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast?
Grapefruit and coffee to follow?" she asks.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something.
"A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins or a cheese
sandwich?" she inquires.

He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
She'll go to the store and buy him some food. Would he like
maybe a steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza
microwave or a tasty stir fry that would only take a couple
of minutes?

He declines. "It's this Viagra, " he says, "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."

"Well! ," she says. "Would you mind letting me up? I'm
starving!"
 
Moms Advice

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to phone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your Mom " she screamed. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.
 
Ok, I gotta do 1 liberal joke

Junebugwent into class a lil late, and since it was Sex education week the teacher decided to give Junebug a sexual term that she thought would embarsse him as a result.

She told Junebug to create a sentence with the word "HOMOSEXUAL".....

The other kids laughed as Junebug was about to give his answer....

June bug then gave the following sentence.......

"President Clinton told Monica Lewinsky not to wear no panties because he thought it would made the Ho Mo Sexual when she came into the oval office.
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