Full Metal Jacket Classics.
Pvt. Joker:
"is that you John Wayne? ,,, is this me?"
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman:
",,, who said dat? WHO DA FU-K SAID DAT?!!! WHO'S DA SLIMEY LITTLE TWINKLE-TOED C-CK S-CKER DOWN HERE,, WHO JUST SIGNED THEIR OWN DEATH WARRANT??!!!! NOBODY HUH?!! THE FAIRY F-IN GODMUTHER SAIDIT! I AM STANDING, I'LL P.T. YOU UNTIL YOU DIIEE!!! I'LL P.T. YOU UNTIL YOUR ARSES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK!!! WAS IT YOU, YOU SCROUNGY LITTLE F-CK?!!"
Pvt. Cowboy:
"Sir, no sir!!!"
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Pvt. Joker:
"Sir, I said it SIR!!!"
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman:
",,, well, what do we got here? a f-in comedian; Pvt. Joker." "hell(o) I like you. you can come over my house and f- my sister." (severe punch to the midsection of Pvt. Joker.) "YOU LITTLE SCUMBAG!!! I GOT YOUR NAME! I GOT YOUR ARSE!!! YOU WILL NOT LAUGH! YOU WILL NOT CRY! YOU WILL LEARN BY THE NUMBERS! I WILL TEACH YOU!!! NOW GET UP; GET ON YOUR FEET!!!"
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Pvt. Joker:
",,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Leonard,,,,, if private Hartman, catches us in here,,,,,,,, we'll both be in a world of $hit."
Pvt. Pile:
"IIIIIII AM!!!!!!! IN A WORLD,,,,,,,,, OF $HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"LEFT SHOULDERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! HUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIGHT SHOULDERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! HUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOCK & LOAD!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS MY RIFLE!!! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MIIIIIIINE!! MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!" ,,, etc, etc.