Originally posted by Ntelekt
"Hello John...thank you for asking me on this date.
Now that the prelimenaries are over, let me break it down to you:
I like you, and I think I'll want to be in a relationship with you.
I plan on sleeping with you after the 4th date and expect to keep a toothbrush at your crib.
You are tasked to give me small gifts every now and then, and I expect you to tell me EVERYTHING about you.
You are required to tell me that you love me after 4.5 months.
The number of female friends that you have must decrease from 6 to 2 within the next two months.
I'm sensitive, I nag when I don't get my way, and I will not pay your way when we go out.
Are there any questions???"
