Hellow, my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. I'm from Alabamuh and I wanted to talk with yall bout my friend Runnie Coopuh. He's a pretty good fella, kinda slowthanking abit but he allright by me.
He kinda reminds me of this otha friend I wonce had from down Huntzvlle way namma Bubba. Matter fact, he and Bubba was kin some way or druther. He waz kinda slow too, must be sumthin bout the wahter down theah in huntzvlle. Anyways, Lootenent Dan wassa always gibben him a hard time.
I really do miss ole Bubba though cuz he got shot and I hadda leave him ova theah in vietnam. It was too bad cuz he tole me he had a futball and edjication scholarship at the Colored college there in Huntzville.
Fo he died he tole me about how to cook up shrimp. He said he was reel fond of shrimp cuz it reminded him of his kin Runnie Coopah. So when I come back to Bama, I started me up a shrimp bizness.
I really thank ole Bubba. He was my good friend. I still think of a joke he once tole me. Said he had a little brother named Mighty Dog. Said Mighty Dog was so slow that one time the school teacha asked him to name the two days that started with "T". Mighty Dog said" that's easy...today and tomorry". Then the school teacher asked him to tell how many seconds were in a year. Mighty dog said "that's easy...12, Jan 2nd, Feb 2nd, Mar 2nd...". Then the teacher said, one more question. Since yo daddy a preacher you oughta know this one. What's another name for Jesus Christ? Mighty Dog smiled and said, "that's easy, his name is Andy!" The teacher said, "why Andy?" Mighty Dog started singing..."Andy walked with me, Andy talked with me..."
