Arkansas folks: Is this a hoax?


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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed
yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sun roof
during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture"
by dozens of eye witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car
pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the
woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was
occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the
air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she
claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back!, He's back!" and climbed
right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the
car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann
Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped,"
Willams said. She thought the rapture was happening and
was
convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky,"
he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on
the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene.

Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and
discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party,
when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came
loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with
helium which then floated up into the air.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by
several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled
over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and
said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and
Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up
into the sky as they passed by him, according to her
husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything
else.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins
replied "This is all just too weird for me. I never
expected anything like this to happen."
 
I read this a few weeks ago. I didn't believe it, but ya never know.
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I had not heard this ...

But ofays in Arkansas are an exceptional kind of dumb (perhaps from inbreeding), so it would not surprise me at all.
 
ROTFAC @ this article!!! If this is true this is the saddest (because a person died) yet funniest ( the way it happened) thing I have ever heard. 12 dolls floating away!! Mental picture has me LOL!
 
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