REggie bush, Miles Austin, that soccer player, her bodyguard, halle berry baby daddy, now this big headed mulatto all within a year
Hoes gonna be hoes so i cant blame kim
I had a small get together once
And one of the home girls asked if her friend could come..I said sure
I’m working the grill when All of a sudden I hear the homies yelling DAMNNNN!!!!!!
So I looked up and this chick walks in the backyard with a butt bigger than those
Pumpkins that win the blue ribbons @ the county fair, with a tiny waist
Fast forward after everyone was done eating she’s started picking up all the paper plates and trash, and asked me where my garbage can was
Ok so I’m taking care of the grill, when the homies start rushing towards me yelling
“dog you gotta see thisâ€
I walk into the kitchen ole girl is washing dishes, cleaning counters etc etc.
So I say “hey, you don’t have to do that, that’s my jobâ€
She says no problem
So as she's cleaning the homies are like “dog she's auditioning for yaâ€
I’m like what would I be thinking if I woke up in the morning and had this in my kitchen
The homies where like you’d say God is good!
So we laughed and chilled, but during the rest of the night I listened very closely to her convo and heard terrible things about her life with dudes, clubs, all types of horrible stuff
I even heard her whisper to her friend that she had just left a pajama party @ some club and hadn’t even had a bath.
I don’t know nothing about Kim K, but the moral of my story concerning the chick @ my get together is
Everything that looks good is not good.