I think we need to all get a better grasp of what cooning is.
What those girls were doing, I, personally, don't call "cooning". That's just a bad skit idea that I wish all bands would stop doing. Like Wavey Davey's pregnant arse...that's not cooning. That's just kuntry as he!!.
"Cooning"...is an Inaugural Parade for the highest seat in the world, and breaking it down to grind for the newly appointed head man.
"Cooning"...is dressing your WHOLE band up in the uniforms of some movie, when your SCHOOL was invited to march and represent YOUR SCHOOL in one of the most prestigious parades in America.
If JSt. were to go to the steps of the Mississippi state capitol, and the DM's did their rail fornicatioin dance moves, THAT would be cooning. Cooning is about time and place