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What?s the ?hook??
<marquee> Down-N-Dirty!!! </marquee>
The SUperior One vs. 3N14
YOUR defending BCF & SWAC champs second line into the Big Easy to face toothless tigers from Jackson View University. The Jaguars, coached by Dean Pete ?Big Brother Almighty? Richardson has vowed to shut up all of loud mouth cowards that talk in the third person. Calling signals for winners of 4 out of last 7 SWAC titles will be the conference #1 quarterback, the incomparable Thomas ?going to light your arse up? Ricks. He will be backed up by the rest of his Jag cohorts that at press time were voting on whether to allow a running clock for the lowly tigers or just run the scores up. Fresh from rushing for a whopping 23 yards against their last foe, the tigers seek to punish the Jaguars with their running attack. The master mind of this high caliber offense is James ?Dumbbell? Bell. At press time he was attempting to forecast how many other once proud programs a long, long time ago that he can destroy after his work is complete at Jackson View. Robert Hughes has vowed to come out of retirement and do some football consultation in the post Dumbbell ?error.? The Curse of Hughes continue. S.U. Football Jaguars by at least???28 :uzi:
Conference Call Rejects vs. Country Grumbling
In a ?do or die? SWAC West battle, the cowardly lions take the yellow brick road to Lincoln Parish. This is an elimination game for both 3rd and 2nd place teams in the SWAC West. The team with no courage seeks to find some at the expense of the disable ?Blind Melly Jelly? Spears. Spears will not be hospitable to the recent NAIA team, since Pine Bluff administration felt like he was not good enough to coach at UAPB. Look for the golden (snicker) lions to play like Buckey is coaching. If you are a betting person, bet on Spears beating the living contract out of a team that ran from the University of Central Arkansas. The defending SWAC runner ups by???.17:shades:
OTHERS: :argue2:
Annie Mae 3itch slaps Ms. Savannah 28 times :slap:
Delta Dudes in a Moral Loss to Paul Quinn???Devils by 14 :devil2:
Bumble Bees sting the Waller County Pukies 42 times :goof:
Tribe scalps CLeb until he begs Buck Skin Bill Thomas 21 times to return :shame:
<marquee> Down-N-Dirty!!! </marquee>
The SUperior One vs. 3N14
YOUR defending BCF & SWAC champs second line into the Big Easy to face toothless tigers from Jackson View University. The Jaguars, coached by Dean Pete ?Big Brother Almighty? Richardson has vowed to shut up all of loud mouth cowards that talk in the third person. Calling signals for winners of 4 out of last 7 SWAC titles will be the conference #1 quarterback, the incomparable Thomas ?going to light your arse up? Ricks. He will be backed up by the rest of his Jag cohorts that at press time were voting on whether to allow a running clock for the lowly tigers or just run the scores up. Fresh from rushing for a whopping 23 yards against their last foe, the tigers seek to punish the Jaguars with their running attack. The master mind of this high caliber offense is James ?Dumbbell? Bell. At press time he was attempting to forecast how many other once proud programs a long, long time ago that he can destroy after his work is complete at Jackson View. Robert Hughes has vowed to come out of retirement and do some football consultation in the post Dumbbell ?error.? The Curse of Hughes continue. S.U. Football Jaguars by at least???28 :uzi:
Conference Call Rejects vs. Country Grumbling
In a ?do or die? SWAC West battle, the cowardly lions take the yellow brick road to Lincoln Parish. This is an elimination game for both 3rd and 2nd place teams in the SWAC West. The team with no courage seeks to find some at the expense of the disable ?Blind Melly Jelly? Spears. Spears will not be hospitable to the recent NAIA team, since Pine Bluff administration felt like he was not good enough to coach at UAPB. Look for the golden (snicker) lions to play like Buckey is coaching. If you are a betting person, bet on Spears beating the living contract out of a team that ran from the University of Central Arkansas. The defending SWAC runner ups by???.17:shades:
OTHERS: :argue2:
Annie Mae 3itch slaps Ms. Savannah 28 times :slap:
Delta Dudes in a Moral Loss to Paul Quinn???Devils by 14 :devil2:
Bumble Bees sting the Waller County Pukies 42 times :goof:
Tribe scalps CLeb until he begs Buck Skin Bill Thomas 21 times to return :shame: